A/N: Cool story, this chapter came about because of calculus. SO I had to take a mock exam, and the free response was really hard. So instead of try to work it out, I wrote why I couldn't do the problem, and then wrote part of this chapter on the paper. Z out.
Disclaimer: I do not own Homestuck.
Dave sat up looking at the man, standing in the door. He knew who the man was, and was confused. "Bro? Where did you come from?" Dave said fixing his hair, and sunglasses.
"I came from my mom. I am here for you." Bro said, fixing his hat.
"Wait, why?"
"You have a doctor's appointment for your flu shots." Bro said turning around, walking out. Dave got up and followed after him out to the front desk, seeing a blue hat looking at him from the door. "Bro, I will be right back." Dave said walking out to the hat.
Nepeta squeaked and ran down the hall seeing Dave coming. "Come on Dave, the doctor is waiting." Bro patted Dave's back. Dave walked out with Bro towards his orange Ferrari f430. Bro tossed Dave the keys, and stepped into the passenger side.
"Bro, are you sure?" Dave said in awe, walking over to the passenger side. "Ok, I get it, this is a joke, because I could never afford a car like this."
"Drive." Bro said, buckling his seat belt. Dave took a deep breath, and sat down buckling his seat belt and started up the car. "Slow." Bro said, motioning with his hand to have Dave move. Dave put the car into drive and slowly started driving forward, pulling into the lane. He got up to the speed limit, and did a U-turn heading toward his doctor's office. "So Dave."
"No. We are not talking about that." Dave said checking his mirrors. "John has no feelings other than friendship for me. I am not a homosexual." Bro looked over at him skeptically. "Stop it Bro, that's creepy." Dave pulled into an open parking spot, and turned the car off.
"You really should stop lying to yourself." Bro said taking the keys, and getting out. Dave mimicked him and got out. "I'm serious Lil man, you keep this bottled up you might become a killer or rapist." Bro said opening the door for Dave.
"That escalated quickly. I'm not gay, I'm not lying to myself, and most of all, they better have cool ass Band-Aids." They both laughed a little, signing in. They sat waiting, Bro texting some friends, and Dave was playing Tetris. A woman came in and escorted them to a room with My Little Pony on the walls.
"Bro, deep breaths, don't break Strider rule one." Dave said, seeing Bro trying not to squeal. A woman with blonde hair just like Rose's, and a white lab coat.
"Hey Dirt… Dick… Don… fuck it." She gave Dirk a hug.
"Hey Rox, how are you and Jane?" Dirk said actually removing his anime shades.
"Oh you know, I smooch her, she smooches me. How are you and little Davey?" Roxy said, hiccupping.
"I'm fine, thanks mom. Or Roxy, or Dr. Lalonde… fuck it. I don't know what to call you." Dave said laying back on the crinkling paper. "Just shot me up, so I can go and chill."
"He wants to see his boyfriend." Dirk whispered to Roxy, making her giggle.
"Ok, my little man. Just roll up your shirt." Roxy said, going to get the flu shot.
"So do I take off my shirt, roll it up, or what?" Dave said, looking at his shirt. Dirk thought for minute, and motioned for him to take off his shirt. Dave pulled off his shirt just as Roxy walked back in with the shot. "Jesus mother of piss! That's a big needle." Dirk punched Dave's arm.
"Uh… Dave? Why do you have your short off?" Roxy said, finally putting on some rubber gloves.
"I what? I took my shirt off, not my pants." Dave said. "But if I have too, why not just give me a fucking physical too." Dave closed his eyes, to take a breath when Roxy stuck his arm with the needle. "Ow, hey." Dave said rubbing his arm, and put his shirt back on.
"Ok, my lottle strider." Roxy hiccupped, and wobbled a bit. "Now remember, drugs are bad, and alcohol is like heaven." Roxy swooned. Dirk and Dave gave her a hug before they left. Bro drove Dave home, and once he dropped him off he drove off. "Ok, Bro thanks for unlocking the door for me." Dave said working his way upstairs.