He ran up to his best friend, a large smile on his face.
"So?" He asked expectantly.
"What?" His friend answered.
"Do you, like, totally like it?" He demanded, twirling in a circle.
His friend facepalmed. "I hardly think a skirt is appropriate for the World Conference."
"What? It's totally appropriate! Hungary and Belarus wear dresses to it, so why can't I wear a skirt?"
"Because you're male, Feliks. You are a guy, they are girls."
He pouted. "So? I totally think that everyone should, like, totally wear skirts! They're, like, so much easier to move in!" He did a series of piroettes and spins to prove his point.
His former husband sighed. "You're missing the point..."
He ignored him. "In fact...you would totally look pretty in a skirt, Liet! Like, seriously!"
His friend paled. "No, please no! Polanddon'tpleaseIdon'tcrossdressNOOOOO!" He struggled to get out of Poland's grip, to no avail.
Liet continued screaming in horror as Poland dragged him into the blonde's walk-in closet, but no one came.
"Here, I think this one is your size! Totally try it on!"
And that is how Lithuania was forced to go to the World Conference in a skirt.
PFFFFFF- I couldn't help myself. I like totally love Poland SOOOO much that I totally just HAD to write this. Totally. And I always thought that somewhere along the line, he would manage to convince Lithuania to crossdress with him. (My theory may have been confirmed by a picture posted for the Fool's Bath this April. It was Liet in a poofy French Maid dress. Poland TOTALLY got him to try it on!)
Have any of you peoples heard Poland's Maru Kaite Chikyuu? The beginning is like epic, then it goes all...Polish. All bouncy and fun to sing along with and stuff. I'm sure I've confused more than a few people by walking around and singing it.
...Which reminds me. I totally need to start wearing skirts to school. You know, once it starts again.