The following programme has been rated:
AVPM for only a devoted fan of yours would know what this means.
G for good looking and how great in life you must be. For being such a generous gentleman when that little boy wanted a photo of you two together, with him dressed as little you. And a good friend to your other celeb workers, when they needed shielding from the paparazzi.
K for kind hearted that you are. This shows in your eyes and body language when you play with your brother's band, Freelance Whales. It also shows when you and your friends from Starkid work intently together.
Kplus for anything you do is a plus. And it'd be really great if you'd come to Australia and perform your entertaining show that the rest of the world has been fortunate to see, except me. Plus I don't have my passport (or lots of money), you do. So if you could just hop a flight down here, I'll make sure to sell my house, my children, my nieces and nephews, sisters and my only brother. I'd sell them all, just to have a ticket to one of your musical or just talking and laughing performances. To be the single audience member and watch you perform and hear your voice live. You wouldn't go hungry, I'm a really good cook. You wouldn't have to worry about crazy fan girls at your hotel or motel. You could stay at my home. I'll have a room especially prepared just for you. Your band or entourage can have the lounge room. Don't be scared of me, I won't hurt or bite you. I might want to, but I'd give you respectful distance and treat you just right. And the neighbours leave me alone. No need to sneak you in or out.
PG for please go out with me? I'll make sure you have fun doing whatever you want. No holes barred. You want to spend a quiet night, no problem. Watch a movie only, no worries. I have my movie library card charged and ready to zap. Would you like a game or two of ten pin bowling? We could play glow bowling at midnight on new years eve.
M for mature audience, this is 16years and over. Also for sexual references. Well, references because writing what I'd really like to be doing isn't allowed to be published on this site. Let your imagination run wild, because that's pretty much possible. Whatever Mr Hunny would want, I'm willing and able. I really just don't want to share with Kurt or Sebastian or Sam or anyone. I want him all to myself. So, also rated M for Mine.
O for oh gosh how boring I must seem compared to your wonderful life. How desperate and nutty a fan-girl crush I might seem to have on you.
S for smile, this is all harmless fun. I want to get into the publishing world, so far I'm a little stuck in fan fiction, being able to express myself with words and hopefully, one day, my new boss will see this and be a little impressed.
T for taking opportunities that come your way. You've been fortunate enough to have quality opportunities. And I'm really happy for you.
X for Um, I really can't say what x-rating is. But I'm old enough and you are too.
Z, seems like the right place to tell you that I see you as a mix of you and Blaine. I'm amazed when you talk out of character, I can't see Blaine at all. Just like when he talks out of character, there is no shadow of Kurt there. So Z rating for the zed in amazed.
Strawberry fields, raspberry hair gel, a really yellow blazer, a little grease monkey, Vegemite/Devon sandwiches, that Cheerio uniform, a red robe with matching slippers, a little too much coffee, not enough chocolate, Oh how I love the number 61 and under-ratings of my devotion: I totally adore Blaine Devon Anderson. He is my favourite Glee guy. This is a collection of Blaine pieces, poems and other inspirational work. Blaine, Blaine, Blaine, Blaine. He is just so damn gorgeous, yummy, lovely, adorable, dreamy, delicious and really kissable. I'd kiss him, and Fan Fiction with the assistance of Season 5 has me loving him more. {read, enjoy, review.}
~ G Rating ~
Glee Ownership Disclaimer: Yeah, don't own it, but my imagination I do. Him I'd love to own, my heart I'd give him to break and crush and patch back together.
Inspiration: Oh you crack me up! Har di Har! Honestly, you really don't know what the inspiration is for this chapter? I'll give you a guess. Starts with B, five letters then D, four letters and an A followed by seven letters. Is taller than I, 'cause I'm short. Smells of really yummy fruity hair products. Has two dreamy brown eyes, that make you swoon and melt when they lock with yours. Lips you'll want to kiss and nibble and never leave alone. Ears to hear you make lovely delightful sounds when he does this and you do that. Strong arms to hold you tight, real tight, hold you all night. Bare feet in shoes or slippers or boots, never wears socks. Has the voice of an angel when he sings or speaks or sneezes. God bless you my love. Has lots of bow ties of many shades of purple, yellow, chequered and spotted. Has a great arse and all over body in that cheerio uniform and out of that cheerio uniform and into a Gaga outfit. And out of a Gaga outfit and into a Christmas costume for a calendar shoot. And would feel so wet straight out of that shower scene, I'd dry him or hold the towel just out of reach. I'd also towel dry his hair, or let those very kute curls happen.
Dedication: Mr DC's missus and Mr DC. 'cause if she doesn't look after him and treat him right, and if he ever discovered me he'll see that I'm pretty alright. If ever he fell out of love with her or was hurt by her and wanted a break from her. I'm only just a little over excited that anything would be possible if I could make it. Aim high, dream big, cross your fingers, wish upon first stars seen at night, catch a falling star. For Kurt who took advances from Chandler that hurt Blaine. Then ignored his phone calls, wasn't there when he needed you and pretty much it's your fault he felt the need for Eli.
Music Inspiration: All the songs that Blaine sings in Glee. From Teenage Dream the first time with the Warblers, that was upbeat and really fun. To Teenage Dream the last time, sung on his own playing a piano so soulful and sad that we cried with you when your tears collected. God has given you the ability to breathe in and out and make delightful song to push our emotions.
Thank you: To my dearest niece 'L', who loved you and knew you, years before I did. She's a Harry Potter nut fan. Ah no, she's an AVPM fan. She's turned into a lovely young lady, and has helped me with necessary details for parts of this chapter.
Little author notes from a kute little author: How fortunate are the cast of Glee, how fortunate you and I. That they get to enjoy what they do in their Glee world. You and I that we get so entertained by them. How fortunate are those that can enjoy the music and song, and quality art that is Glee. How fortunate you and I who can read and understand so much. For those of us who can express through writing stories, poetry and songs.
This version of a chapter is all upside down and playfully twisted. There is a Robin Williams movie, Dead Poet's Society. The character he plays, a teacher, has the students rip out pages of a text book. He wants them to get in touch with the feel and flow of writing and poetry, so he has them discard some rules. Rebellion is my middle name at times, and that's a little of what I've done here. I've played with the rules.
Your turn to play. There are well over a thousand words here, and certainly over a thousand readers. You could do what they haven't, you could rebel and leave a review. I dare you….