EIGHTEEN REVIEWS? HOLY CRAP!
I'm so glad I'm not doing my proposition anymore… or else I'd have to type 9000 words! *goes pale at thought*
And the Christmas fair? Okay, since almost everyone wanted a maid café, I'll do that. But it's going to be…
A MANGA THEMED CAFÉ! AND IT IS GOING TO BE PANDORA HEARTS!
Okay, some of you haven't read Pandora Hearts. But it's really good. The reason why I chose this manga for the café is because they wear fancy costumes (Victorian style! Yeah!), and also it is my other favorite manga besides KHR…
To those who wanted Alice in Wonderland, Pandora Hearts is a twisted version of Alice in Wonderland. And boys in maid dresses are part of the anime/manga (canon). So I've pretty much made everyone happy!
….
Emily wandered around the retarded Kokuyo place for fifteen minutes or so until she reached Gokudera. The building shook as if there was an earthquake, seeing there was an epic battle going on.
"Hey, what are you doing?" she asked as Gokudera unleashed his bombs on a guy.
"Oh nothing, just, you know, trying to get rid of this JERK!"
The guy stood up from the ground, clearly injured. Great, another kid wearing the stupid uniform.
"Kong Channel!" he yelled, lunging at Gokudera while changing… wait…what, teeth? His dirty blond hair was yuck. It looked like crap. "Byon, I'm coming!"
Emily was mildly irritated now. "Only idiots say 'Byon' while smiling, loser." She sat down and watched. Emily whistled a tune happily.
"LITTLE HELP HERE?"
"Okay, okay." And Emily pulled out her scythe and slashed across the guy's back.
"Huh, animal boy isn't as tough as real animals." She commented.
The blond sneered, "My name's KEN!" before passing out.
"Like the Barbie doll?"
Another person came, wearing the army green uniform.
"Hello again, Gokudera-san." Ewww. A barcode? On his face? Was he bought at the Walmart selling people or what?
"WHATEVER! WE DON'T HAVE THE FRIGGIN TIME FOR YOU!" Emily screamed.
Now there was a second unconscious army reject on the floor.
…
After patching up Gokudera with her first aid kit that Emily brought along, they continued to explore the Kokuyo Land building.
"Emily?"
"What?"
The silverette held up a white package. "Hibari-san is allergic to sakura and I brought him the cure."
"OHHHH, so that's why he was pissed when I planted a sakura tree in his backyard yesterday!"
Cue major sweatdropping.
Something moved. She whipped around to see a pile on the dirty floor.
Emily pushed aside some rubble. "Kyoya? Is that you?"
Hibari was cut up numerous ways, dripping blood from every part of his body.
He made a noise. What a terrible condition. Must hurt like hell.
"Shhh! Stay still and I'll fix you up!" Emily shushed, promptly wrapping Kyoya's arms, legs, and torso in bandages. Wait, torso? As in no shirt?
"Kyoya… What happened to your clothing?"
"Pineapple head… chopped off while fighting… tried to rape me…"
Emily facepalmed. Mukuro was fighting Kyoya? Another pervert? Wow, join the show, Mukuro! You and Kyoya now belong to the Perverted Psychos group!
"Why is my friend trying to kill us?" Emily whined, having realized who 'Mukuro' was. It was kind of obvious… Everyone wearing the Kokuyo uniform that Emily gave Mukuro; the name Mukuro; it's not that common. And the pineapple hair. NO ONE ELSE HAS THAT RETARDED HAIRCUT. NO ONE.
Emily peacefully continued to wrap Hibari's wounds, looking to the world calm, collected, and graceful. But not like that on the inside.
She rummaged around in her bag. "Aha!"
"Hn?"
"Painkillers! These are super strong… I got them from Reborn. It was attached to a note saying, 'You'll need these. Even though I'm a self proclaimed sadist, even I can't stand the pain you will go through, living with Hibari-san.'"
Kyoya just did his usual 'hn' and ate one.
He stood up.
"It's working! Good!"
Gokudera presented the bag to Hibari. "This is the cure for the sakura-kura disease… Take it or leave it."
Cue a glare. However, Kyoya did eat the pill, so whatever.
Emily jumped up from her sitting position on the ground and helped support him, calling Gokudera over to help too.
"I'm only doing this because Boss will need Hibari in case Mukuro is a dirty pervert," was Gokudera's reason.
Boom!
The wall exploded into crumbles and the three stepped through epically.
"We're here!" Emily announced happily to the others inside. Everyone stared. "What? Just trying to lift the mood. Geesh."
Gokudera was also feeling a little weak - side effects of Dr. Shamal the hentai's medicine. So he was leaning on Emily, while Hibari was leaning on Emily too. So she was sandwiched between two blood covered teens. Ewwww.
Emily threw Gokudera to the ground. Kyoya just stood up. They both ignored the anger management bomber boy and left him there.
Isn't that a little too cruel? Tsuna thought, sweatdropping.
"Mukuro… YOU TRIED TO RAPE KYOYA?"
WTF? went through everyone's head now.
"Kufufufufu… Maybe."
Emily's eye twitched. She whipped her scythe out and yelled, "MUKURO-HENTAI, I'MMA KILL YOU WITH MY SCYTHE! YOU DON'T EVEN STAND A CHANCE WITH YOUR PITCHFORK THINGAMAJIG!"
Burnnnnnnnned.
Now Mukuro was boiling mad. "For your information, IT'S A TRIDENT! And I have illusionary powers too."
He struck the ground with his trident (pitchfork) and the ground crumbled to pieces, leaving nothing but magma below.
Emily blinked. Everyone was screaming like crazy except for Reborn and her. Why?
Turns out, Emily can't see illusions. It's probably because she's so stubborn that her brain automatically refuses to see them. Handy.
Reborn was wondering how in the name of Timeteo the Tenth of Vongola why the heck she can't actually see the damn illusion!
He smirked. Turns out he had another Dying Will Bullet. Not the one that makes Tsuna cool and in Hyper Dying Will mode, but the one where he's in his boxers.
Oh no.
One gunshot later, Emily had received a shot to the forehead. Tsuna heard, and immediately covered his eyes. THIS IS NO TIME FOR A NOSEBLEED!
"Eh?" Emily stood up from the ground. Her appearance had not changed whatsoever, except a flame danced upon her forehead and her clothes were a little singed at the tips. That helps. Oh, and her eyes were shining silver, as bright as the moon.
The flame was similar to a shard of glass, with tinges of indigo.
Reborn actually looked a little surprised. "Mist and… something like the Vindicare flame. Hmmmm…"
Emily stepped up to Mukuro.
"Oh, little girl, what are you going to do, Emily?" he taunted.
Whack.
"Oof!"
Emily gave Mukuro the scariest, biggest, most painful slap to his face ever while kicking him in the nuts.
Reborn honestly wondered if Emily was a reincarnation of Lal Mirch.
Something also happened to the scythe Emily held. The silver chrome color had turned into an iridescent clear color, making the scythe look as if it was made of glass. A voice started inside Emily's head.
Emily…
Huh? Who are you?
All you need to know is that I will help you.
Okay…
You have the glass flame. You see through everything as if it was glass, yet reflect false ideas and knowledge. Including illusions. Basically, ninja skills, amazing blackmail powers, and real illusions.
Cool. So how do I use this 'power'?
Just concentrate on what you want to do.
I want to beat the crap out of Mukuro and humiliate him!
Hm, you're funny. I'm glad I chose you for this power.
Emily's eyes opened again.
"Reborn, you're wondering what my flame is, correct?"
"Yes."
"I have the mist flame… and the glass flame."
"HUH?" Everyone exclaimed.
"The glass flame; to see through everything as if it was glass, yet reflect false ideas and knowledge." Emily quoted. "Basically, ninja skills, amazing blackmail powers, and real illusions."
"Really? Kufufufufu." Mukuro hefted his trident up and sent snakes… His fourth power, the beast.
"As you can see, Emily, these snakes are real,"
Emily scoffed. "Whatever," and she sliced all the snakes in half with one slash of her scythe (that was now a pretty color!).
"Mukuro, if you don't stop, I'm going to steal your deepest secrets."
"What?"
Emily paused, and had a faraway look in her eyes. "Mukuro, you are a transvestite." she recited in an eerily calm voice. "During human experimentation, you developed a split personality, and it became a humanoid demon by the name of Mukuro Rokudo. Your original body was overcome by this split personality. The original body's name was Nagi, or as you like to call her, Chrome Dokuro."
Bianchi, the purplish haired lady, said out loud, "So that's why Rokudo-san looks like a retard! Human experimentation! Did it affect your sense of style too?
Emily still stared blankly. "Mukuro has tried to rape people 347 times in total, but always failed. Hibari Kyoya included."
Now there were stares. And one glare.
Emily grinned, out of her trance. "These are the best flames ever! Way better than whatever Tsuna's was,"
Mukuro could not stand the humiliation. "Arrideverchi."
And he shot himself in the head.
….
You know what? I'm really pissed.
Hence the extra sarcasm in this chapter.
Some JERK tried to break my colored pencils!
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE DRAWING?
Therefore, I whacked him with a handy pre algebra math textbook lying nearby.
Left a few bruises. Not sure.
Oh, and I have a deviantART now! It's under the name peppermint-twertle… same as my account!