A/N: Okay…No one got creeped out by the lemon…WTF? (What The Fudge cookie?) Oh, yeah! Sonic will die in this chapter! Only briefly….

Kev5in: It's only been four days…Besides, school's slowing me down, so updates are during the the weekend.

shadow the h3dg3h0g: To Sonic: Don't expect many lemons here. I'm not making this just for your pleasure.

That Gamer: You can curse. The profanity filter is off. Seriously? It reminded you of that? Eww…It hasn't been two moths. I changed it, because..well..things don't go as planned, so you have to change the rating.

Dark Gaia's PoV

"So, what do you want to do now?" Sonic asked. "I don't know…Maybe we can go to my place, and get some lunch…If the other Goddesses don't hug you to death." I suggested. "Alright, you little bitch! Prepare to die!" a familiar voice screeched. It was Amy Rose. Amy was charging at me with her red and yellow hammer. She brought it over my head, and I dodged to the side, causing her to miss. "Stand still, you little slut!" she yelled. I smiled devilishly.

"You're gonna have to catch me." I smirked as I summoned two lilac double-bladed axes. Is it a surprise that the blade looked like a crescent moon? I swung both of them at her, and she barely had any time to react. She blocked them with her hammer, and she swung her hammer again. This time, I caught it with my axes. I stomped on her foot, and she yelled in pain.

While she was jumping up and down, holding her foot, I sliced her hammer in two. "Cheater!" she squealed. "Do something about it." I quipped. I withdrew my axes, and ran. Of course, she gave chase. "Get back here!" she screamed while randomly pounding her hammer on the ground. My hair transformed into tentacles that were violently wiggling. Two of them smacked the ground, sending a small shockwave, which she easily jumped over. while she was in midair, five tentacles lashed out at her, and started squeezing her to death. She wanted to scream, but if she did that, she'll lose air, and die faster. She writhed under my grip.

"Dark Gaia, stop! I don't love Amy, but she's my friend. I won't let you kill her!" Sonic shouted. "She tired to kill me! She so obsessed with you, she can't accept the fact that you and I are already a couple! If we get married, she'll go insane, and kill both of us!" I retorted. "Dark Gaia…Please…Stop…I'll never forgive you." Sonic muttered. A sigh escaped my lips. "Alright…I'll spare her." I whispered, and the tentacles released Amy. She was still conscience, and she started gasping for air.

"You…You fucking whore…How dare you!" she sputtered. A red aurora flared around her. Oh shit! Sonic and I thought. Amy suddenly summoned a spiked hammer. "Ruuun!" Sonic shouted. I made a black and purple portal appear, and Sonic and I jumped in. Unfortunately, Amy followed. The portal led me back to the castle. I sped through the door, and made a gangway to my room. I slammed the door shut, and I heard Amy scream form the foyer, "GET YOUR LILAC ASS OVER HERE!".

Sonic whistled. "So this is your room? Pretty snazzy!" Sonic commented. I covered his mouth with my hand. "Shh! She'll hear you!" I whispered. Sonic nodded, and kept quiet. I heard many doors open and slam close. First was Yang's door, then Chaos', then Umbra's, then Zone's, thenYin's, then Ifrit's, then Light Gaia's. I started to get very nervous. Beads of sweat were running down my face. Oh, no! Light Gaia's room is next to mine! Oh, God, I'm screwed! I thought frantically. I heard the sound of a spring being jumped on. Uh, oh! She's going for Ultima's door! She's so screwed. I thought.

I heard loud pounding on Ultima's door. "Open up! Come out and fight like the pussy you are!" she yelled. Miley opened the door. "Can I help you?" she asked irritably. "Don't play games with me, Dark Gaia! I know that's you! You can't pull the wool over my eyes!" Amy declared stupidly. "Excuse me? Do I look like a lilac hedgehog? I'm a vixen!" Miley shouted indignantly. "Keep telling that to yourself, you slut! Where's Sonic?" Amy replied.

Miley looked like she was on the verge of tears after being called a slut. She ran inside crying her eyes out. That's when Ultima stepped out. "So…You have the audacity to confront my wife, call her a slut, and expect to get away with it?" Utima roared. His words fell on deaf ears. "Oh, please…I know that's you, Sonic. Dark Gaia just did a camouflage spell!" Amy squealed. Ultima suddenly seized her neck, and started choking her.

He loosened his grip, and muttered darkly "Amy, you sicken me…All you care about is Sonic! I know you have the strength to fight back, but you always rely on your precious Sonic! You have sick fantasies of getting married to him. Here's a newsflash! He loves Dark Gaia! Get that through your thick head!" Amy still didn't listen. "You're wrong. Sonic loves me!" she gushed.

Ultima growled, and smacked Amy with his tail. She went flying into a wall, and landed in front of my door. Shockingly, she stood up. "Sonic's not in there. Maybe here!" she piped up. "Gee, do you think!" I shouted sarcastically. I gasped and covered my mouth with my hand. Amy snickered, and opened the door violently. "Alright, you bitch! You're going to pay for stealing my Sonic!" she cackled. She swung her spiked hammer, and Sonic took the hit for me! There was a bloody hole in his chest. Directly under the heart!

"Amy…I love Dark Gaia…I won't let you hurt her…Even if I have to die…Amy…I like you as a friend…nothing more…" Sonic sputtered. "Lies! You don't love her! You just love her body!" Amy screeched. "You're wrong, Amy…You don't know me as much as you thought you did….You love me for my heroiness…Dark Gaia loves me for who I really am…" Sonic gasped. His life force was slowly slipping away, and there was nothing I could do about it. "Sonic…You can't die! You just can't!" I cried. "I'm not…In my pocket…Reach in my pocket…I have the seven Chaos Emeralds there…Use them to revive me…It's worked before, so it'll work again…" he whispered. He dropped to the ground - dead.

"No…NO! Sonic, please! Don't go…I love you…" I wailed. "You selfish bitch! It's all your fault Sonic's dead!" Amy roared. I slapped her across the face. "MY fault? It was your fucking hammer! If you weren't so self centered, he'd still be alive! Do you deny it?" I screamed. "No!" Amy shouted, but as soon as she said it she said it, she covered her mouth. "Then you're guilty! Murderer!" I yelled. "No! How could I have possibly have known that he'd take the hit?" Amy replied. "Because he loves me!" I screeched in front of her face.

My hair turned into tentacles, and all fifty of them began suffocating her. "You self centered bitch! I should've killed you when I had the chance!" I bellowed. Amy made gagging sounds as the tentacles closed her windpipe. No…I can't do it…Sonic wouldn't've wanted this…He'll hate me…I thought in remorse.

I let go of Amy, and I slammed the door on her, leaving me alone with Sonic's ice cold body. I reached into his quills, and took out the Chaos Emeralds. Red, blue, yellow, green, white, cyan, and violet. "Please…I beg of you…Revive Sonic." I cried. They circled him rapidly, and the spiked hammer wound disappeared. I touched his chest, and I felt a heartbeat. His quills stood upright, and turned yellow/gold. He was in his Super status.

He opened his eyes, and his irises were crimson. "Dark Gaia…You did it.. I'm alive.." Sonic muttered. He was about to say something else, but I cut him off in a deep kiss. "Don't ever do that again, Blue…I love you…I knew the Chaos Emeralds can revive you…But to have you die…It's just too unbearable for me to watch…" my voice cracked. "It wasn't your fault…Amy tried to kill you…I didn't want you to get hurt…" Sonic whispered.

"I know that, but it was my fault. I'm immortal, so the hit will do nothing. Please don't do any crazy stunts like that again." I softly cried. "You do crazy things when you're in love…" Sonic said quoting Disney's "Hercules". "I guess you're right." I smiled warmly. "C'mon, let's get some lunch…Dying can give you quite an appetite." Sonic commented. "Sure. You can meet the rest of the gods." I answered.

Up above, I heard Miley coo "Aww...Isn't that cute?". "How is that cute, Miley? Sonic died." Ultima commented. "True, but the power of love brought him back!" she squealed. Ultima gave an annoyed sigh, while rubbing his forehead with his index finger and thumb.

A/N: Okay, I know that was cliche, but can you blame me? There's a reference to the Lion King and Hercules. Special shoutout to Soul-Ryuu the Hedgehog for drawing Dark Gaia with Sonic! It's a really good drawing! I love it!