A/N: I just became a fan of the Hash Slinging Slasher on Facebook and remembered a funny quote from the Spongebob episode so here you guys go! Please review.
Oh boy were we in trouble. We screwed up big time. See Esme and Carlisle were gone for the weekend hunting and let's just say the house isn't that great looking. We had been cleaning all morning trying to fix the house. Outside a car door slammed shut.
"Quick get in a line!" Alice said and we all hurried into place.
"Where's Emmett?" I asked.
"Hey guys I found a toboggan!" Emmett yelled from upstairs.
"Edward before we die I just want to tell you one thing," Jasper said.
"And what's that?" Edward asked as Carlisle and Esme walked in the front door.
"I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet," Jasper said.
"What is going on here?" Carlisle asked.
"My house!" Esme cried.
"We leave you home alone for two days and look what you've done…where in the name of God is Emmett?" Carlisle demanded.
"STAIR SLEDDING!!!!" Emmett yelled and came flying down the stairs on the toboggan with white feathers flying all around him.
"We're beyond screwed," Rosalie said putting her head in her hands.
"More importantly you used my clarinet to unclog your toilet?" Edward asked Jasper. Esme simply shook her head and walked into the kitchen with Carlisle.