Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha and other such stuff.
Sesshoumaru sat with his friend Benji, a black haired Inu youkai. The two teenagers were watching as their respective younger siblings fought in out on the lawn.
" InuYasha really hates Kurama with a passion doesn't he?"
" No, they're the best of friends! Of course they hate one another."
"His attacks are very uncoordinated, you know that. He has no plan. My brother is beating his ass. He's just sweeping in, improvising."
Both boys stuck an ear toward the fight. Random screeching could be heard as well as complaints from InuYasha. The two boys gather that Kurama had stolen InuYasha's treasured stuffed bear.
" Aaaargh! You took Mr Flufferkins! Give him back Kurama!"
" Inu-chan, why do you like this toy so much?"
" He's not a toy, Mr Flufferkins is my best friend! Give him back!"
" Nah Nah! Come and get him! Ow! Hey, no hitting! I'll tell on you!"
" Give him back... you... you bastard!"
Benji gave a shocked look in Sesshoumaru's direction.
" Who taught him that?"
Sesshoumaru looked away uncomfortably.
" Um, his mother?"
" Really?"
" Yep. Swears up a storm she does. I hate the woman. Whenever I get near the kitchen or her flower garden she hits me the broom. She tackles cooking the way InuYasha's tackling Kurama, improvising and uncoordinated, horrible cook she is. She-"
" Sesshoumaru, I get the point."
" There's no need to be rude!"
" You were rambling on and on..."
" No I wasn't!"
" Oh be quiet."
" You... you bastard! How dare you!"
" You said he learned that from his mother!"
" I lied. He learned it from me."
Just then InuYasha interjected.
" Nii-san! Kurama stole Mr Flufferkins!"
" I don't give a damn about your stupid toy!"
" Ooh Nii-san said a bad word!"
"Ooh yourself. Go away!"
" But he took Mr Flufferkins! He's my best friend!"
" I don't care! You really need some real friends you know that?"
And then Kurama interjected.
" Nii-san! Inu-chan hit me!"
" Then just hit him back."
" Okay!"
" Hey! Benji, don't encourage him to hit my brother!"
" Oh Shut up Sesshoumaru, you're so annoying."
Sesshoumaru was insulted! Annoying was he? An Inu youkai of noble heritage, and this boy and his brother, the sons of the local harlot had the nerve to insult him! Yeesh, and he thought he had befriended the guy, how wrong he was. AND he insulted his little brother, who was just as much a son of the InuTaisho as he!
As series of insults were exchanged, it turned into a brawl. Elder and elder, younger and younger, were all exchanging blows. After a few minutes it all stopped and there was silence. Sesshoumaru took InuYasha's hand and stalked off muttering obscenities, Benji did the same.
" I'll never forget this!"
" Right back at you! Pompous jerk off."
" I heard that!"
" I know."
One century later
" Sesshoumaru, how long it's been."
"Benji."
Moving faster then the eye could see Sesshoumaru was right in front of Benji. Benji had a sword in his gut before he could blink.
His last words were, " Damn, you hold a grudge."
Sesshoumaru was feeling as though a weight had been taken off of his head. With a slight smirk he turned and walked back to his campsite. Walking back to Rin he asked, " Now what was it you were saying?"
With InuYasha
" Hey InuYasha, who's that guy?" Kagome asked as she watched InuYasha's hackles rise.
" Kurama, what the hell are you doing here!"
" I've got something for you!" InuYasha watched with impatience as Kurama's hand went into his haori. What he pulled out was... Mr Flufferkins!
" Hey! That's mine!"
" I know."
Everyone was perplexed... InuYasha...teddy bear?
" Mr Flufferkins has missed you!"
Mr Flufferkins?
" ... Give it to me!"
" On one condition..."
" Screw it! KAZE NO KIZU!"
InuYasha retrieved his bear, and placed in a special place. Namely Kagome's backpack. Looking over his shoulder he said, " What're you guys looking at!"
LOL, that was sorta random... yay, a slightly longer chapter to make up for the long wait. I was in Washington DC for a class trip. 4 days of bad weather... sigh, but the President Bush waved at us. Again, sorry for the delay! NOW REVIEW, no pressure.