Genkai-chan: I'll thank my awesome reviewers next time, ok so say something cool for me to respond to! LOL, here's another drabble, yes I've been bored. If you want more truths from others, about anything just say so!
Title: The Truth about Roy Mustang!
Genre: humor…?
Warning: none….maybe my boredom can be blamed for randomness….and references to sex.
Edward Elric sighed and looked at the drink he had in his hand, someone said it would make people tell the truth. Ed smirked at the thought of making Roy drink this; he walked into Roy's office. "Hey bastard colonel!" He smiled. "Fullmetal…" Roy raised an eye brow and set down his pen, which he was doodling on some documents with. "Here, drink this." Ed said and handed him the coke colored liquid. "Why?" The Flame asked. "Cause…it's a love potion for Hawkeye." Ed lied. Roy drowned the drink.
"Ok, so tell me, do you like Riza?" Ed asked.
"Yes." Roy said truthfully, he couldn't help it cause of the drink.
"Why?" Ed demanded, Riza walked in to hear this.
"She's blonde." Roy said, trying to restrain him self.
"I'm blonde!" Ed pointed out.
"Yes, but you're also annoying." Roy smiled, Riza walked out to get her gun.
"Ok, moving on…how many girls have you dated?" Ed asked.
"…386." Roy said seriously.
"Have you ever used protection!" Ed blurted out.
"Nope…ok maybe once…" He admitted.
"Hello! Have you ever heard of STD's! That's a major turn off, ya know!" Ed shouted and crossed his arms.
"Yes I have, that's why I never tell anyone." Roy said calmly.
"Ok, next topic, have you ever lit your self on fire on accident?" ed asked, looking for some more blackmail.
"Hmmm, yes many times actually, it's not that fun." Roy said twitching at the truth he was forced to say.
"You stupid pyro!" Edward laughed and pointed at Roy.
"Can we move on?" Roy asked glaring.
"Ok, I see it's wearing off, one last thing that's bugging me." He said and looked at Roy.
"Yes?" He asked.
"Why do you always call me Fullmetal, even outside of work, and parties and even when the Futher says it's ok to call me Edward. Why?" Ed asked, the question had been nagging at him for some time.
"Well it's cause-" Roy was cut off by Ed.
"No don't say it's cause it's my name, it's only my military name, I want the truth damn it! Do you hate me, or is it a habit, cause even Hawkeye calls me Edward, and lots of others too!" Ed yelled, Riza decided to stay out of this one, as did everyone else.
"You want to know the truth Fullmetal?" Roy said, unfazed by the little one's out burst.
"Yes." Ed said firmly.
"I forgot your name." Roy said bluntly.
"YOU WHAT?" Edward or Fullmetal to Roy yelled and threw books at the colonel in bewilderment.
"I am not good with names!" Roy said and ducked out of the destruction's path.
"You're not good at all!" Ed glared.
"Fullmetal…" Roy sighed, holding up a gloved hand.
"That does it!" Ed huffed and stopped throwing things. "I'm out, MUSTANG!" He said. "If that's your real name that is! Who knows you could have forgotten your own fucked up name and made up some cool one!" Ed ranted and stormed to the door. "AT LEAST I HAVE BLACKMAIL!" He hollered and slammed the door shut and walked to find Al to talk to about the Colonel Bastard.
Roy blinked and rubbed his head. "Damn…how did he know?" He muttered and sat down to think of how to get out of this one.
Genkai-chan: yes random, if you have any questions, please ask, like what Roy's name is, and other fun things, till than, and review please!