Chapter 11: Rito Pl0x

Draven has a normal day waking up and drinking his coffee and then saying "Needs more Draven" since coffee unfortunately needs more Draven (The meme). Draven comes to school in his usual clothes, takes his usual seat, and talks to his usual friend Rengar. Rengar and him are best bro's even though Rengar fucks Draven's day up if he's on the other team, but Rengar is Martin Van Buren to George Washington when it comes to him and Draven's popularity (Martin Van Buren is the 8th president of the united states and is a boss with awesome hair). Swain teaches his usual lesson and class ends at the usual time. Everything is so usual like everyday, Yasuo was banned, Soraka healed minions, and Yi got fed. Draven chooses to hang out with Rengar and the two of them decide to hang at Draven's since Rengar's console broke and he wanted to play the new open world MMORPG (Destiny). Draven walks home not able to find Rengar after 10 minutes. Draven walks home way behind with Amumu, the kid who has no friends and gets hurt all the time for no reason and looks like a mummy because of all of his bandages. He also cries, a lot. Draven runs to his house while Amumu cries since Draven was the third person that day who ran away from him. Draven makes it to his house to find nobody was there and calls up Rengar. Rengar answers using the excuse "Shit I forgot" then the excuse to come over "I'm lazy bro" so Draven had made plans to hang out with Rengar and was lazy again (True story, happened two days ago, thanks bro I wanted to play some gta and farcry, order a pizza, but u left me 4 dead breh). Draven sat in his room thinking if Nasus was making a daily run later. Draven text Nasus and thinks about how boring everyone else's day has been.

(I felt this would be the song playing in this scene, Don't want you back by Juelz Santana, because Yas's dark humor) Yas continues to change in his room while Riven sits on Yas's bed. "Ok Riven just be honest with me" Yasuo is nervous since he is dressed as how he wants to, but he doesn't know how Riven will feel about it. "I will just come out already" Yas had dyed his hair black and took off his trademark pony tail and instead hand his hair falling down his head covering his right eye in the front and the back reaching halfway down his back (Madara Uchiha style). Yasuo wore a leather jacket opened with a plain white V-neck shirt under it with buttons to button it up to a normal shit but left it open showing the necklace around his neck. He wore black jeans with a metal chain on the left side reaching down to the end of his pockets which his hands were in; his black jeans sagged on the side of where his chain was exposing his white boxers. His shoes were a nice skater type shoes that were black and red (Air force ones). Every guy would call Yas emo or gay but Yas wouldn't care at all (I would wear this because I think it would look good on me, maybe dye my hair if it was straighter, it's just kinda messy brown hair). He was pretty embarrassed showing it to Riven and had no clue of what she would think. Yasuo looks at the ground while digging his shoe in the ground "So what do you think Riven"

Yasuo gets pushed against the closet door next to his dresser with a random shirt next to a broken lamp and his mirror. Yas's room is messy and has clothes everywhere with a small bed and a tv and console against the wall so he could play video games from his bed and to the left of the room was the trash can with all but one energy drink in the trash can. The right of the room was wear Riven and Yas currently were. Riven moves her mouth next to Yas's ear "If this was your idea of getting me horny, then (your hypothesis was correct, science jokes :P) it worked damn well" Yas thought that he should start to dress like this more often, especially for Riven. Riven pulled down Yas's pants and began to jerk him off. Yasuo had gotten lazy and hadn't jerked off for a week so he came in a couple of minutes. Riven hungrily waited with her mouth open for Yas's cum. Yas had fallen on the bed with his pants halfway down while Riven swallowed the rest of the cum. Riven joined Yas on the bed and forcefully cuddled with Yas under his arm. Yas got up and stretched out before grabbing his controller and laid against his bed frame to play the new MMORPG, Riven laid her head on Yas's leg and watched Yas play with everyone from school (Rito please Emo Yas, get on it now, I might be able to get girls to play this game #gamerguylyfe just do it Rito). Well at least Yasuo didn't knock her up like last time.

Talon waited for Kat to come over, while he waited he texted Ezreal. Talon hears the door bell ring, he walks over to the door but makes a pit stop at the mirror to fix his hair. He opens the door to find a bag of shit burning and a Kat laughing at him. Talon slams the door and punches the wall in frustration before realizing that punching the wall hurts (Ikr) ask Kat to come help him with his hand. Kat ices off his hand with a frozen bag of peas while Talon text Ez that he's so gonna get it in with Kat before Kat crushes his foot from noticing what he was doing. Talon pulled down his pants releasing his cock in the wild while Kat texted Riven about Yas playing video games. Kat punched Talon's balls before rushing to the console "I play first, your hand gotta recover pussy ass bitch puncher" Talon raged and chased Kat into the gaming room/ living room.

Everybody gets ready to play the new game while Draven runs home with a new console and the new game everyone was ready to play. Draven makes an account naming it DoubleDDraaaaaaaaaven.

Talon learns that the game was not working since Kat trolled him by finding it out himself since Riven was telling Kat about the game having maintenance. Draven flips out and throws an axe at the wall missing the new flatscreen Darius got a few weeks back.

Everyone is bored during Swains lesson the next day until Jinx runs up to say something. "I nominate Hat lady, Fat hands, and Nine tails to donate to the lower the fat in fat hand's hands" Jinx dumps the ice water bucket on Swain. Everyone started yelling at Jinx to do it right before Ahri dumps a bucket on Riven. "I nominate Rivey, Soraka, and… and Sona" Sona blushes. Riven dumps water on Kat. "I nominate kitty kat, windpipe, and bitch faggot" Talon knew he was bitch faggot. Kat dumped water on Yasuo before Yasuo was pissed wet in his new clothes before noticing everyone was splashing water on each other, so he choose to only dump water on Riven. Draven and Rengar had a competition to get the most people wet. Draven won proving girls got wet when they saw it by showing Kat's vagina to everyone before getting punched by her. Fiora and her class runs in to get in the party to get everyone.

Everyone goes home getting their controllers and headsets ready for the online experience. Nasus starts jogging in place while smoking a bowl like it's an inhaler. Rengar gets on his gamer gloves on tight. Yasuo brought his new mini fridge to his room with 50 energy drinks for the long weekend. It's time to play League art online (League and Sword art online combined).

"I'm so taking all of Rengar's farm and buffs FOREVER" -Kha'Zix on coke and getting ready to play the new game

Get ready for that video game chapter next week, peace out girl scouts.