I do not own Naruto. But I will own the world and everything in it.

Sitting in the Academy and closely watching as Sakura approached Sasuke Uchiha with a confident stride, Naruto Uzumaki never felt as confused as he presently did. The boy felt a tinge of regret for getting it on with Kurama, almost feeling as if he had performed the ultimate taboo. Everything just happened so suddenly, and she was just so...foxy that the temptation overwhelmed him. He fucked Kurama for at least ten hours inside of his mindscape, only stopping to change positions. The Fox and him didn't kiss not even once, but that had been the best sex he could possibly imagine. Very ironic considering it all happened in his mind. Kurama seemed to memorize everything from Icha Icha The Game Plan, and she also knew everything that turned Naruto on the most. She was forceful and aggressive, constantly biting the blonde's neck and digging into his back with her sharp nails just as he came inside of her tight wet pussy. It was tighter than Soi Fons and so wet that more than often his rock hard length would slip out of her despite his impressive size. The only reason she stopped was because he'd be late to the Academy since an hour had passed in real time. Since when did Kurama care about his "feeble" life enough to do such a thing!? Naruto was truly at a loss for words at the situation.

Snapping back into his focus as the new and improved Sakura Haruno began speaking to the emo, he listened closely to her words." Good morning Sasuke kun, I'm sorry if I'm bothering you but I'd like to ask you a quick question."

"If your going to ask me out on another date, then the answer is no." Sasuke coldly replied without even looking at Sakura."

Getting slightly depressed at his lack of acknowledgement and simultaneous rejection, Sakura corrected him boldly saying." Actually I was wondering if you'd agree to fight me later on today. I've gotten much stronger and I want to test myself."

At once Sasuke's cold demeanor changed as he lifted his head up surprised and took in Sakura's changed appearance. The pink haired girl looked gorgeous, wearing a green qipao with black roses that was a little darker than jade and her skin tight ninja shorts that went to the mid thigh. She also had high ankled black shinobi sandals with green straps interlacing. That wasn't all however, as he noticed that she also had black streaks throughout her hair and black mascara that accentuated her green eyes. Her hair was also in a messy ponytail with two jade chopsticks holding it in place. A black niuweidao sword was strapped horizontally on the small of her back.

Despite her overwhelming beauty, Sasuke didn't seem to be effected much but instead he seemed more interested in her supposed challenge.

" Why challenge me all of the sudden? I've seen your strength and no matter How much you've improved it'll only be a waste of my time."

Sakura having expected such an answer from a shinobi of Sasuke's infinite power replied with a smirk saying." What's wrong, don't tell me you're afraid of a girl Sasuke kun? Maybe I've been holding back this entire time to gauge everyone's skill and keep my own secret! I am the smartest kunoichi in class after all! It's only natural that I want to fight the top shinobi of the legendary Uchiha clan."

His ego stroked and actually taking Sakura's claim seriously Sasuke replied." Hnnn. I see. Where is it that you want to face me then?"

Inwardly cheering at Sasuke's change in attitude Sakura replied." After we leave class I'll take you to the spot. Thank you for taking this seriously."

Seeing Sakura finish Sasuke just said." Hnn.. Just don't expect me to take it easy on you. I look forward to seeing your true strength."

Bowing to her crush Sakura left him be feeling his stare as she went back to her desk. She couldn't believe Naruto's plan actually was working! Smiling brightly at the blonde in appreciation, she failed to notice the small frown he had as she mentally prepared herself for the battle of love.

The rest of that day had been pretty uneventful considering Naruto's unusually quiet behavior, the only things of note being his discussions with Kiba and Hanabi. He was striking a deal with the Inuzuka concerning his partners Nekome and the female grey wolf pup he named Lu. Hanabi and him flirted a bit but the girl seemed oddly depressed about their botched date and she wondered why her father hated Naruto so much. Must if been because if him pranking the Hyuga by dying their under garments orange and hanging Hiashi's from a streetlight. Yes, that definitely had to be the reason. It seemed she'd have to become clan head to be able to see who she wanted, and she had been training harder than ever to reach her "goals."

~Hours Later~

Seeing Sakura exit the Academy with Sasuke right behind her, Naruto told Shino he'd see him later and quickly transformed into crow form, taking to the sky and watching their trek to a medium sized vacant training ground. Sakura finally halted in the middle of the field turning to Sasuke who had been silently appraising the gorgeous kunoichi. It seems she hadn't been bluffing after all, and taking his hands out of his pockets the boy readied himself as she drew her sword from the sheathe. Her niuweidao had a dark green sheathe with black rose designs exactly like her qipao dress. She had taken the time to draw the design on herself.

Even Naruto hadn't expected her to be as beautiful as she was when he showed up to the Academy earlier that morning. It was honestly a shame she had a crush on the emo, or he'd probably pursue a relationship with the intelligent kunoichi. Landing on a nearby tree branch, Naruto closely observed as Sakura engaged the Uchiha after taking a long breath to calm her nerves.

Dashing toward the lone Uchiha using The tree walking exercise for added speed, she half heartedly swung her dao at him not wanted to hurt the boy she was infatuated with. Sasuke easily sidestepped and countered with a vicious blow to her side, knocking her down and causing her grip on her blade to slack. Looking at her in contempt he chided her coldly saying." Hnn. I can tell you were holding back, but even so you're still just wasting my time. I told you I wasn't going to go easy. Hmmph!"

Inner Sakura yelling at her to pull her self together as she rose, Sal nodded her head saying." You're right! From now on I'm going to be serious, here I come!"

Tightening her grip once more, this time Sakura jumped in swinging her dao down diagonally, and as Sasuke avoided the attack she shifted her weight and leaned back sending a well executed crescent moon kick while using one handed seals with her empty hand that was near the ground. Sasuke once again evaded the high curving leg strike by simply moving back, and as Sakura righted herself he saw that her blade had disappeared. Seeing her follow up with what seemed to be an out of range hook, his eyes widened as Sakura's blade appeared, stopping just short of his neck.

"Looks like we're tied now Sasuke kun!" Sakura happily told him taking a few steps back.

The last "loyal" Uchiha just stood eerily still for a few moments, making Sakura wonder what was going through his mind as his face lowered to the ground and his hair covered his shadowed eyes. She was about to say something when the avenger looked back up, grinding his teeth and visibly angry.

"Sasuke kun?"

"Since it seems you're telling telling the truth about your power I'll show you the Uchiha strength Sakura!" He darkly said with red eyes that seemed to pierce right through her.

Bursting forward at high speed, Sasuke jumped and nearly double kicked Sakura, the girl only managing to block the blows with the flat of her sword. A little off balance, she had to roll to avoid the quick series of strikes he ferociously attacked with, her left hand already using the half seal for a replacement out if his sight because if the way here body was positioned. A large branch took her place as Sasuke didn't let her have anytime to recover to counter up close, and she appeared about 30 ft away already finishing her half seal combination.

"Water style gun shot jutsu!" She and inner Sakura thought in unison, firing a barrage of bullet like projectiles at the raven haired boy.

Smirking while weaving through every single sphere of water, Sasuke went through several handseals of his own, yelling." Fire style Phoenix flower jutsu!"

Sakura barely dodged the dangerous attacks, and the last basketball sized fireball slammed into her leg, burning her and sending her to the ground in a scream of pain.

"You're power means nothing. What you lack is drive! I won't be defeated by a weakling like you, I have to avenge my clan!" Sasuke declared with a slightly crazed look.

Struggling back to her feet, Sakura had tears in her eyes and with a tone of hurt she argued." I-Im not weak! You're wrong!"

Her sword laying at her feet she went through one handed seals that he saw that caused his eyes to widen as she finished thinking." Cherry Blossom jutsu!"

Seeing the wave of pink flower petals approach him from the side Sasuke scoffed feeling insulted by the girl." I can see right through this weak Genjutsu, let me show you what real power is! Fire style, Grand Fireball!"

Sakura couldn't avoid the huge fire ball because of her injured leg, and the technique would really of killed her if it weren't for a certain blonde appearing in the blink of an eye. Naruto literally swatted the powerful attack with his kyubi cloak activated, an aura of malice surrounding his body as he stood in front of Sakura in a protective manner. As Sakura opened her eyes which were shut in fear of her death, Naruto looked back at her with red slotted eyes and appeared deeply concerned for her. The blonde then asked her." Sakura are you alright!? Are you hurt!?"

Sakura nodded her head, but then she grimaced from the pain in her lower leg from Sasuke's first jutsu. Naruto's cloak was instantly gone as he scooped her up, causing the girl to deeply blush as he gently carried her away and set her down.

"If it isn't the loser! Tired of hiding behind that filthy fucking cockroach you hang around with!? Speak to me when I talk to you you COWARD!" Sasuke yelled getting angry as Naruto tended to Sakura.

Completely ignoring the Uchiha, Naruto channels a large amount of chakra to his hands and placed them on Sakura's burn as gently as possible, causing the girl to cringe in agony. Slowly but surely her grimace turned into shock as her burn disappeared, Not even leaving the scar she was sure she'd have left over after it healed.

"N-Naruto!?" She said with wide eyes.

"Shhh. It's all alright Sakura. You did great out there dattebayo. Don't listen to what that asshole said. You are strong. Stronger than hell ever be!" Naruto consoled her gently running his hand through her hair.

With watery eyes she started to protest saying." B-But... He.. I!?"

She however didn't finish her self berating as Naruto cupped her cheek with his hand and drew her into a long passionate kiss, shocking Sakura so much that even inner Sakura was strangely sedate.

"You really are a beautiful flower Sakura, a flower if like to see grow even more stunning. Naruto softly said as he broke the kiss and looked deep into her eyes.

Sakura's huge blush never left her face as Naruto stood up and faced Sasuke, his anger once again visible.

"Ah how sweet. The loser wants the weakling that's rode these Uchiha nuts for years. Too bad I didn't fuck the little slut, then at least you'd get some points for having my sloppy seconds!"

That was all it took Sasuke to say before a fist was buried in his guy, folding him over and causing him to throw up the udon he ate for lunch.

"Even your taste in noodles is bad you fuckin asshole! Now you know why you're no match for me, and you never will be! You really wanna know why I asked you about Itachi. It's because I'm gonna be the one to kill that bastard, not you. He killed my mother before you were even born, so as far as concerned I have more of a right to kill him than you do. I also have the drive that YOU lack :-) you spoiled little Uchiha pussy!"

Spitting on the ground next to Sasuke's folded form, Naruto turned and went back to a shocked Sakura, carrying her away bridal style and leaving Sasuke to stew in his words.

~4 Months Later~

Finishing his stretching and routine morning warm ups Naruto went to take a long hot shower before heading to the Academy. Graduation was coming up in a couple more months and the boy felt really confident about passing this year. Not only had his skill dramatically increased, but he even had managed to become Iruka senseis favorite student, despite pulling the chunins pants down with his chakra chains in front of the entire class. Multiple times. It was really his fault for not wearing a belt after all.

The blonde was now 5'9, and his strength was monstrous because of his training that was only dwarfed by the insane Rock Lee. He wore his weight vest set at the maximum 500 pounds, along with weighted chakra armbands that made his punches feel like getting hit by cannonballs. He didn't really learn any new jutsu, except for the Earth style Jutsu that allowed quick underground travel along with finally completing a thick long chakra chain that extended from his palm. He recently had finishers leaf splitting exercise that allowed him to create a shaky wind blade, but he was far from perfecting the deadly technique. He did guess he could count his adding wind chakra to his chains as a new technique though, but he hadn't finished creating a fighting style that could fully utilise the unpredictable razor sharp chains that shot from his fingertips.

For some reason Kurama hated when Naruto trained and improved his chain techniques, and the boy figured she was just sour because she couldn't actually do the technique herself. With the way she got angry though, Naruto speculated that wasn't the full reason of her dislike of his mother's technique. Honestly Kurama didn't want him using any power but hers, and she would constantly "persuade" Naruto into training with her volatile energy, making him trek to the Forbidden Forest many times alone. He had begun noticing a pattern with the Fox he had come to trust and have a romantic interest in. First she'd give him the best blowjob and sex in existence, persuading him to train after they finished so he could defeat the masked man. Then if she wasn't content, she'd cut him off from sex or even just simple conversation, driving him mad every time he was outright ignored. So then he'd train with her power some more to get back on her good side and the cycle would start again. He still felt a little weird about their "marriage" but he couldn't really complain from getting laid with the sexiest woman he'd likely ever see, even if she was in his head. The things that just got on his nerves was her cynical world view that she tried to convince him to adopt, it was just dark and depressing. He did think he had earned her respect because of his harsh life which she had witnessed first hand from sifting though all his memories, and the fact that he was not only or broken but still very optimistic and outgoing. He was probably her polar opposite, and their discussions often lead nowhere but into another long fuck session which she seemed to start enjoying more and more. Just a few days ago she had experimentally kissed him for the first time, before breaking it off and telling him to come back later on.

There still wasn't any sign of Yakumo anywhere despite all the search attempts to find the apparent runaway. Naruto still loved and missed his friend, and he prayed to Kami that she was alive and well. Kabuto still was busy all the time with whatever medics did, and the Uzumaki really wanted to learn to better harness the natural being qualities of his special chakra.

His jaguar Nekome and his wolf Lu had grown considerably, both if them now about the size of a German shepherd and still growing. He had struck a deal with a horny Kiba Inuzuka that he thought would get the dog ninja laid. It was simple. Naruto would introduce Kiba to Fangirls, Kiba fuck Fangirls. In return Naruto wanted a little information on training his animal partners, Not wanting to rely on Kurama to intimidate them but be more like kinda and Akamaru. Then the huge feeling fiasco started which actually worked out in Naruto's favor. After getting rejected, a desperate Kiba henged into Naruto and easily fucked every single Fangirl. It really wouldn't of been bad since he got the cursed beings off of his back, but then the rumors started. A few people had started calling him Naruto "Minuteman" Uzumaki and after learning why the boy was about to castrate Kiba, even channeling Kurama's chakra. The terrified boy then offered a peace offering of the Inuzuka technique that allowed them to conversation with their dogs, which in turn was the foundation of all their techniques. It was really very simple, just saturate their food with chakra and start taking them everywhere. By letting them hear and connect your words along with teaching them a few then over time they'd come to understand. Since learning that Naruto had started experimenting with his animals using his chakra in a variety of ways, eventually stumbling upon a combined transformation jutsu. Then he took it further and tried to have them perform the transformation themselves, and after many failed attempts they began learning how to mold the chakra because while combined Naruto would go back and forth from animal forms to his human form. Finally mastering the transformation, Naruto decided that since they were girls that they shouldn't turn into him and created human forms for them. He made Nekome a beautiful dark skinned woman with purple hair and yellow eyes(Yoruichi) and Lu transformed into a beautiful silver haired woman with yellow eyes and a blue crescent moon on her forehead(Sesshomarus Mom).

After that he also experimented with their fighting methods, noting that his jaguar Nekome was naturally predisposed toward hit and run tactics and ambushes. She also learned the tree climbing as fast as Sakura had. Lu tended to attack the legs more and then go for the throat to finish, so he began creating an animal style that came naturally when he used Kurama's chakra. He could now use one tails worth, but it did leave him very tired afterwards, so it was more of a trump chakra than anything.

He also made more pokeball, and his deal with the Aburame made Gama Chan obsolete for holding his thick wad. He didn't trust banks, so he just sealed it all away and kept it on his person at all times. He hadn't seen Jiraiya, but the man did send a letter asking if he had any more "research" material. The boy really wanted to hang out with his perverted sage godfather, but he was even busier than Asuma sensei it seemed. The chain smoker did help him improve some more though and they sparred whenever he was free, though Naruto couldn't beat him yet. Maybe with Kurama though. He had seen jiji as well which forgiving him for keeping the Fox a secret since he got really angry when he first learned about it and practically exploded in his office. The Hokage had then introduced Naruto to the joys of his secret stash of Senju marijuana, taking the blonde to another galaxy with new colors and happy feelings.

Ever since the Sasuke incident, well the first Sasuke incident, Sakura had developed an almighty crush on Naruto. He actually liked it, often times making out with the girl in the janitors room in the Academy before class. As a result of their new relationship, Sakura had developed an intense rivalry with Hanabi who also had her eyes on Naruto. While at first their spare would be brutally one sided in Hanabis favor, Sakura would try new techniques and strategies every rematch, and her taijutsu was getting a lot better from training with Naruto after school so much. While he lived Shino like a brother, he just couldn't hang around dudes all the time, he just didn't like it. The insect user had spent a lot of time with his new arthropods from the forest, and recently Naruto had found him a rare millipede ad gave it to him as a gift.

Arriving at the Academy he actually looked forward to today's events. They'd all be going on a survival exercise, but the way he saw it it was just a glorified field trip.