Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans!! I wish I did, but I don't!
Pairing: Slade and Robin. Need I say more.
Warning: This is NOT a dark fic, it's slash, fluff, and sarcasm.
By the way: I do NOT have a beta, so there will be spelling mistakes. I do tend to re-read chapters 3 times before I post, but I'm only human and I can't catch everything. Please, feel free to point any errors out. Thank you!
A/N: Thank you all for the wonderful reviews. Here is the next chapter. A few things going on here that wont be explained fully until the next chapter, but don't worry, the hilariousness in this chapter more than makes up for it. I'm sure you'll all like the turn of events ^_~.
Remember, drabble ideas are always welcome.
Here is chapter 11!
___________________
"Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey." Grinned an unknown voice.
"Mmm?" Came a weak reply.
"Stop that nonsense." Growled a third voice.
"Aw, come on, the kid needs to wake up sometime…" the first voice snickered, poking the second voice in the side.
"Mmm!" The second voice groaned.
The third voice just shook their head, checking a few pages that had been printed from a printer that was hooked up to a bunch of machines.
The first voice continued poking the second voice, grinning as the first voice tried to move away.
"If you don't stop that. I'll slice your fucking fingers off." Snarled the second voice, getting tired of the poking.
"Robin is feeling better." The third voice chuckled, writing a few things down on the papers they had just received.
"Thank god…I didn't think he'd ever recover." The first voice said hesitantly if not a bit dramatically, taking a few steps away from Robin.
Robin was laying on a white stretch table, hooked up to thousands of machines, his arms strapped down and an IV attached to a vein in his wrist.
"Red X?" Robin said incredulously, glancing at the young villain who had been responsible for poking him.
"Hey kid, have a nice nap?" Red grinned, which the hero couldn't see of course.
"Nap? What?"
"We were forced to put you in a coma, to examine your…condition." Slade explained, coming into view and releasing Robin's hands from the straps and the IV from his wrist. The hero blinked and rubbed his wrists, sitting up to get a better view of the two villains.
"Condition?" Robin asked, feeling a bit light headed, but otherwise feeling fine.
He noticed Red X visible shiver as if scared and Slade nod his head.
"You were nuts kid…like possessed…you even gave the big guy a run for his money." Red snickered, getting a grunt from the one-eyed villain, indicating that that hadn't been what occurred.
"What…?" Robin questioned, not at all understanding what the two were talking about. Condition? Possessed? Huh?
"Maybe we should start at the beginning. The teen bean baby doesn't seem to remember, maybe that fall did something to his brain, more than we realized." Red X grinned, bonking Robin's head with his fist, mocking him.
Robin growled. "What the hell are you talking about?"
Red sighed and turned to Slade who had gone back to writing on the charts.
"Well, I figured, since the big guy here has an aneurism every time I come over, that I'd bring him back some grub, ya know?" Red X began, getting an amused looked from Robin. "But, when I was on my way back, I just happened to see you, lying unconscious in an alley next to a dumpster. It was really weird. You were seeping blood all over that hideous uniform, from some gashes in your back."
"My uniform isn't hideous." Robin huffed and crossed his arms over his chest. Slade gave an amused chuckled and rolled the chair he was sitting in, over to the table.
"Anywaaaaays. I called Big Bad and explained what happened and he told me to bring you here. We got you all set up on the machines, and like, everything was fine until Slade started pumping drugs into your system." Red explained, jumping up and sitting next to Robin.
"Drugs? What drugs?" Robin half-yelled.
"They were merely for your injuries." Slade said simply.
"Yeah, but apparently you didn't need 'em. 'Cause like I said, things got weird. You started screaming and thrashing around. I thought that you were just simply having like, some kinky dream, but nooo your eyes had to start glowing and stuff. You made like, demonic sounds and all your wounds healed and then you attacked the big guy. And like I said, it was a total struggle, he almost didn't make it. I was already making funeral arrangements, you know, calling up the coroner, but he managed to get you down and sedated." Red X explained dramatically, getting a rather vicious glare from Slade.
Robin sat there, not believing a word the thief was spouting from his idiotic mouth.
At the teen's look, Red put his hands into a defense position. "No, seriously, it was like, something from an Exorcist movie. It happened three times, each time more crazy, you even managed to slash my back." Red exclaimed, pulling down his top and showing him the bandaged wound.
"How the hell did I slash your back?" Robin said in disbelief, not at all remembering these events.
"You had claws! I told you kid, it was nuts. Freaked me right out. But, Slade managed to find a suitable sedative that put you back to normal…although, you are rather moody." Red X said, eyeing the boy, wondering if he would suddenly turn into the ranging monster that he had bared witness to.
Robin paled and put his head in his hands and groaned.
"What is the last thing you remember?" Slade questioned.
"I…remember having a fight with my team." Robin stated, desperately trying to take in all the information. It wasn't possible, was it? They had to be lying to him, right? But, Slade had yet to deny the statement. And if Slade was anything, it was honest…bluntly honest, but still…
"After that?"
Robin glanced at Slade with tired eyes, shaking his head, trying to rid of the dizziness.
"I think I left…" the teen hero continued, suddenly breathing in heavily. "I was attacked!" Robin realized. "By some woman…came after me, but I was too angry…I couldn't fight…she knocked me out I think…did something with her eyes…"
Red X laughed. "You got taken down by a girl? That's hilarious!"
Robin shot the thief a death glare.
"As I recall, you fell victim to a number of Starfire and Raven's attacks." Slade mused, causing Red's fun to be cut short.
"Why do I hang out with you? You are so not fun." Red glared, crossing his arms over his chest like a child not getting what they wanted.
"Starfire, Raven! My team doesn't know what happened to me!" Robin suddenly shouted, pushing off the table, only to end up gripping the edge, because he had gotten light headed and nausea.
"Stay on the table idiot!" Red growled, grabbing the teen by his cape and pulling him back onto the table.
"But my team…"
"I have informed them." Slade stated.
"Yeah we figured that they'd come lookin' for ya after the first week and Slade didn't want any of them snoopin' around his lair." Red declared, grinning.
"First…" Robin gaped. "How long have I been here?"
"Almost three weeks." The one-eyed villain claimed, digging around in a drawer, and pulling out a folder, placing the pages into it and locking it back up.
"Three weeks?" The teen hero shouted.
"Yeah, and boy do you stink!" Red said, making a few barf sounds. Robin growled and punched the thief, causing him to fall onto the floor.
"Fuck you!"
"Language." Slade said dryly, although his eye spoke of his amusement.
"I need to leave…" Robin said after a few seconds of silence.
"That is not an option at the moment Robin." Slade said, standing up, staring down at the boy.
"You can't keep me here! I need to get back to my team!"
"Kid…it's not that simple. What ever that bitch did to you, it's still in there. Slade was able to sedate it, but it only works for ten hours at a time. If you leave…" Red trailed off, getting a look from Slade as he jumped back onto the table next to Robin.
"Then what am I supposed to do?" The teen hero said close to hysterics.
"You'll stay here."
Robin gave Slade a look.
"I can't stay here Slade! I…"
"Why not kid? He's got digital cable and a fridge full of tasty food…oh and a freakin' hot tub! It was so amazingly warm, I could have fallen asleep in it!" Red X shouted in glee, grinning at the look Robin gave him, telling him that if he didn't shut up, that he'd have one less limb.
"I must run more tests, see what is the cause of this…creature that has infiltrated your body and…You were in my hot tub?!" Slade sneered turning his sight on the young villain, giving Red a look that could have killed.
Red snickered. "It was just waiting there, all alone, it was calling to me. Reeeed, Reeeed, come to meeee. How could I say no? I didn't destroy anything. It's perfectly fine!" Red reassured defensively , moving away from the psychotic villain who was growling low in his throat, advancing towards him.
"Now Slade…think about this…" Red said hesitantly, backing away. "All the fun times? You know! You don't want to kill little 'ol me…remember…your friendly neighbourhood Red X…remember…?"
"I don't recall such times. All I remember is an annoying person buzzing around my lair, which I have yet to figure out how, mind you, and being a constant disruption." Slade scowled and continued to advance towards the thief, picking up a rather sharp looking medical knife.
"Wasn't me! It must have been some other villain!" Red shouted as his back his the wall.
The two villains were brought our of their little quarrel by Robin, who was laughing hysterically, clutching his sides.
"Oh…just wow!" Robin snorted, still laughing.
Slade shook his head, backing off from Red, and stepping in front of Robin. The teen smiled slightly up at the man and the one-eyed villain couldn't help a grin of his own.
"So, you'll stay? Cause I have to admit, Big Bad isn't all that fun, you know? With all that evil and like…murdering…and uh, well, he's just not that fun." Red stated, scratching his head, receiving another glare from Slade.
"I guess I don't really have a choice, do I? At least until whatever is in me is found and destroyed." Robin sighed, not at all happy about the situation.
"Then it's settled! You'll stay with the big guy and--"
"Does he have an off button?" Robin whispered to Slade as the thief continued to rattle on about how it would be fun to bother the man together.
"Afraid not. Only method I can tell is sticking a knife through his throat. Although, I'm sure he'd still find a way to annoy me." Slade said a bit annoyed.
Robin laughed out loud, "can I help?"
"Oh but of course."
"No! No sharp things! I'm good. I'll shush. Besides I've gotta get going, you know, things to steal, babes to screw. Such is the life for Red X." The thief mused out, winking at Robin, getting a disapproving look from the teen hero.
But before Robin could voice his protest, the young villain was gone and he was left alone with Slade.
________________
"I don't really know how long I'll be here." Robin explained, talking into the communicator to Cyborg.
"Ah man, this just sucks. I knew I should have gone after you." The half man sighed.
"Look, I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. But, until this thing that's inside of me is gone, I can't return. I can't…risk endangering the team."
"Yeah, we understand. Just hurry back, wouldn't want us to get our asses kicked without our fearless leader." Cyborg joked.
Robin smiled at his friend. "Don't worry, just keep up the training and you'll all do fine. I've got to go though, I'll keep in touch."
The communicator was turned off and put back into his uniform. Slade had just returned with a bowl of soup of some sort, smelt like tomato, and handed it to Robin.
"Eat this, then you can take a shower, you do stink."
Robin glared but took the soup nonetheless.
________________
The teen was grateful that he was able to manage the shower on his own. He hadn't wanted Slade to get any bright ideas, especially after his little confession a few weeks ago.
What have I gotten myself into? Robin mused. This is like, prime target for Slade to fuck me, we're all alone.
The teen tried to ignore the little voice in the back of his head telling him that it wouldn't be that bad, and turned off the shower, wrapping a towel around his waist.
It was only when he was about to walk out and into the hallway that Robin realized he had no idea how to get back to Slade and no clothes.
"Fuck sake." Robin sighed, opening the door only to jump when Slade was standing only two feet away, leaning against the wall, obviously waiting for the teen to finish.
"Such language. I might have to wash your mouth out with soap, young man." Slade smirked, eyeing the boy's almost naked and water glistening form interestedly.
Robin gulped at the look in the man's eye and the grin on his face, which he could see now, because the man had switched to his other mask in the time that he had been in the shower.
"I'd like to see you try." Robin bit back, subconsciously gripping the towel tighter.
Slade couldn't help the chuckle that escaped him. Robin was simply hilarious when flustered.
"Come, I have picked up spare clothing for you. Unless you'd prefer to walk around in the nude, I wouldn't mind but--"
"No!" Robin said quickly, half-running out of the bathroom.
_______________
The teen was brought to a rather large room on the other side of the man's lair, they had long since passed the 'throne room' which Robin called it during his apprentice training, and were currently standing in a completely black room, equipped with some very expensive furniture that was black as well.
"This is my bedroom. Unfortunately I only have one, so…" Slade trailed off.
Robin glanced at the man after taking in the room, only to stare in a mixture of horror and hate at the man.
"I'll sleep on the floor." The teen said firmly.
"Nonsense, I can't have you sleeping on the floor, what with your delicate condition and all." Slade smirked amused, beginning to take off his armour and shirt, placing them in a black container with a revolving lid, apparently for laundry.
"My condition, is just fine! I refuse to sleep in the same--what the fuck are you doing?" Robin half-yelled, half-shrieked, a blush forming onto his face when the man's incredibly muscled chest was released from the shirt.
"I'm undressing." Slade said, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"But, in here…I …and you. Why?" Robin stuttered, cursing his mind mentally, telling it not to run away, at least not now.
"That is usually what one does when going to bed." Slade claimed, finally down to his boxer, which were black, and turning towards Robin who was still clad in only the towel, red in the face and gaping at the man.
"This…and your…and…I'm not sleeping with you!" Robin yelled, blushing as he repeated the words in his head.
Slade's smile was positively evil. "Do not fret, dear Robin, I will not deflower you just yet."
"I meant sleeping…that's it!" Robin was having a small hysteria fit.
Slade walked over to a dresser and pulled out a pair of blue boxers that Robin recognized as his own, before the man tossed them to the teen.
The man sauntered over to the bed while the teen tried and succeeded to put the boxers on under the towel, walking over to the laundry bin, and placing the items in it.
Just as the boy was about to turn around, there was an arm around his waist, dragging him to the bed and throwing him on to it. Slade grinned down at the angry but flustered bird in his bed, before getting in as well.
"What happened to the extra room? I had it when I was your apprentice." Robin huffed, moving as far away from the man in the bed as possible, which wasn't that hard, the bed was huge.
"This isn't the same lair." Slade said bored, making himself comfortable under the covers, but staring at the boy to his left.
"But I saw the throne room…are you telling me that you had one built here too? Are you that full of yourself?" The teen asked, giving the man a weird look.
Slade smirked down at the teen.
"Just for that, I'm not telling you were your clothes are."
Robin could only whine.
_________________
A/N: I laugh at some of the Red parts. The interactions with each of them were hilarious and I found while reading for errors a few chuckles escaped me. This chapter was a little longer. Yeah ok, so it wasn't exactly Slade who rescued him, but…at least they get to sleep together, hehe ^_~. I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. The next one will explain a little bit more about what the hell happened to Robin. If anything, I hope you liked Red's personality, but if not, well, SORRY. But, I thought he was just hilarious.
Reviews are welcome! I'm hoping to update on Wednesday, but I just might update earlier if I get some reviews! Hehe.
Love,
Jayto.