Disclaimer: I do not own Hannah Montana, WWE or anything else I may use in this fanfic. Believe me if I did own HM then it would be soooooo much better and it probably wouldn't be on Disney and if I owned WWE we wouldn't have this same old shit Cena be champion for most of the year or anytime of the year for that matter.
I need a kick drum, a guitar now, and a bass line, And imma show you how, how to rock, How to dance, How to get down. And all I need is a Piano in my track now.
Throw your hands, Throw your hands, Throw your hands, Throw your hands up (whoa ohoh, whoa ohoh)
Cause you can't, Cause you can't, Cause you can't, Cause you can't stop (Whoa ohoh, Whoa ohoh)
Can you hear me? Do you feel it? If you with me go!
One-Two-Three
Cause we're here and we're now, and we're all together, so let's make this last forever. (song continues)
(Taylor comes walking into the room in a very bouncy mood, moving to the beat of the music then makes her way to the computer and sits down)
Hi guys (waves) and welcome to the show. Well I'm back here at home after a week of just laying back and relaxing on the shores of Virginia beach with my girl Mandy and a few of my friends, speaking of which… (Flyleaf's Fully Alive begins to play as a blonde haired girl with blue and black ribbons hanging in her hair appears in the doorway then starts walking over to the computer.)
T: Ladies and gentlemen my special guest host for this story, prying herself away from her boyfriend… (music cuts off)
OMG He is not my boyfriend!!!
T: (tries not to laugh) Yea keep telling yourself that Samantha.
S: Shut up.
T: I will when you admit the truth.
S: I have admitted it, I was drunk. It's his fault he didn't stop me.
T: (whispers something in Sam's ear)
S: (eyes widen) What? Are you serious?
T: (nods head)
S: (just stares)
T: Hello?? Samantha? (waves hand in front of her face but Sam doesn't move) Ok while I get this one unstuck here's the next chapter.
Who Will Reign Supreme?
Monday Night Raw
Justin Roberts: The following contest is a first round Diva's Chase Tournament match and is scheduled for one fall, where the winner will move on to the 2nd round. (Maryse's theme hits) Making her way to the ring from Montreal, Quebec, Canada… Maryse!!!
Cole: Well it looks like we get to see some diva action.
King: Yes indeed Michael, and Maryse is looking lovelier than ever.
Maryse makes her way to the ring and up on the apron where she does her patented hair-flip before stepping in the ring and watching the entrance ramp while holding her hands out to the fans as if she is blocking them out. Then Hannah Montana's Rockstar begins to play.
Justin: Making her way to the ring, being accompanied to the ring by Lilly Truscott, from Malibu, California by way of Crowley Corners, Tennessee, Miley Stewart!!!
Miley and Lilly make their way down to the ring in their normal fashion, arms wrapped around each other's waists, and Lilly lifts Miley up onto the ring apron before Miley steps into the ring.
Cole: Well what a rare treat we get tonight, Smackdown's Miley Stewart is here tonight.
King: Well with the Diva's Chase Tournament, we might get to see more of them. Also there could be a chance that one of these two Smackdown divas could end up on Raw after the Diva Draft Wednesday night.
The ref rings the bell and the match begins with Miley and Maryse circling the ring, sizing each other up until Miley takes a step forward but stops when Maryse holds up her hand then taunts Miley by doing her patented hair flip before taking a step towards Miley to say something to her.
Maryse: I'm so much hotter than you.
Miley just laughs slightly before replying…
Miley: At least I'm real.
As soon as Miley says that she bounces up and down a few times, letting her curves do their natural bouncing motion. This infuriated Maryse and she shoved Miley to the ropes but Miley just smiled then shoved her back, causing Maryse to fall to the mat. Maryse let out an angry growl before getting up and swinging wildly at Miley but Miley dodged every one of them before blocking one then landing an elbow to the side of Maryse's head. Miley landed a few more elbow shots until Maryse was backed up to the turnbuckle then Miley Irish whipped her across the ring and went for a corner body splash but Maryse stuck her boots up and Miley's face collided with them and she fell to the ground. Maryse immediately got on top of Miley's and applied her camel clutch and pulled back on Miley.
Maryse: Huh? How about that? Who's the hotter one now?
Miley struggled with Maryse's hands under her chin but she finally managed to remove them from her mouth.
Miley: Still… not… you.
As Miley finished her response she managed to get her knees under her slightly and pushed herself up to her hands and knees with Maryse still on her back. Miley started crawling over to the nearest ropes, which happened to be where Lilly was standing and cheering for her, so Miley made a decision. Miley stopped and managed to get her feet under her and she wrapped her arms around Maryse's legs as she pushed herself up to a standing position with Maryse still on Miley's back, then Miley ran backwards and drove Maryse into the turnbuckle then she turned around and fell backwards on top of Maryse, causing her to let go of the hold. Maryse and Miley tried to get up to their feet but Miley made it up first and went for her Pop Star Kick but Maryse ducked then kicked Miley in the stomach and went for her DDT. As Maryse went to drive Miley on her head, Miley grabbed the top rope and held herself up as Maryse fell on her back then Miley grabbed Maryse's legs and bridged over and pinned Maryse.
Cole: Miley with the jack knife pinning combination 1…2… 3!! Miley advances!! (Miley's theme hits)
As Miley got up the ref raised her hand signaling she was the winner but then Maryse hit her from behind. But as Maryse went to hit Miley again Lilly came running in and turned Maryse around and kicked her in the stomach then set her up for her suplex stunner. Lilly yelled out "ALL THE WAY UP!!" and was about to lift Maryse up but then Maryse pushed herself out of Lilly's grip then went to run out of the ring but as she turned around she was met with Miley's foot as she delivered a Pop Star Kick.
King: Oh wow, what a kick.
Cole: Pop Star Kick connects and Miley is moving on to the next round in the tournament. And as we take a look at the bracket…(shows the bracket) We can see that… wow Miley will have to face Alex in the next round. And we see that Lilly will face Natalya and Wednesday night we will find out who Melina will face but tonight we will find out who Mickie James will be facing, will it be Michelle McCool or Sonny Munroe (shows a split screen with both women getting ready for their match). And we find that out next.
As Maryse was being rolled out of the ring, Miley and Lilly celebrated Miley's victory as they both went around the ring, shaking hands with all the fans that were at ringside.
Commercial
(Shows the Raw entrance stage then Michelle McCool's entrance theme hits)
King: And we're back live as we see Michelle McCool making her way to the ring.
Justin: The following contest is a first round Diva's Chase tournament match and is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring from Palatka, Florida, Michelle McCool!!
Cole: MC Cool looking very confident, and she believes she should because her opponent is someone that hasn't really been in the business that long but with Sonny you can't really say that, she seems to think like a ring veteran when she is in a match. (finishes as Sonny's theme hits)
Justin: Making her way to the ring from… (stops as Layla comes out and attacks Sonny from behind)
Layla shoves Sonny down the ramp and to the floor area outside the ring. She then shoves Sonny into one of the ring posts, bouncing Sonny's head off the steel. Layla then picks up Sonny and rolls her in the ring as Michelle yells at the ref to ring the bell. After some debating the ref finally rings the bell and Michelle covers Sonny.
Cole: Oh no come on, this was a set up.
The ref begins the count 1… 2… but Sonny somehow manages to kick out just before the ref's hand hit the mat. Michelle looks at the ref in disbelief then over at Layla who gets up on the ring apron and begins arguing with the ref. Michelle then gets to her feet reaches into her tights and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and is about to hit Sonny with them but then out of nowhere Alex comes running down the ramp and pulls Layla off the apron and begins fighting with her, which distracts Michelle and she goes to the ropes and yells for Alex to stop fighting with Layla. Once Michelle realizes it is useless she turn but it met with Sonny's foot to her face.
Cole: Oh my, the So Random Kick. Sonny with the pin 1… 2… 3!!!
Layla looks up in disbelief as she helps Michelle out of the ring, while Alex slides in and hugs Sonny as the ref raises her hand.
King: Wow that was quick but now we know Sonny will be going on to face Mickie James.
Diva's Night
Rev Theory's Hell Yeah begins to play as a montage of the WWE Diva's begins to play then various views of the entrance stage with pink and blue pyro going off before cutting to angles of the fans.
Todd Grisham: Ladies and Gentlemen we are here live in Colorado Springs, Colorado, I'm Todd Grisham and here with me tonight is none other than WWE Hall of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler, and King tonight is once again Diva's Night and what a show we have in store.
King: Oh yes any show with puppies involved is a great show.
Todd: But tonight is special because tonight we have a Diva's Draft, where every diva is eligible to be drafted to another brand and just like the regular Draft the divas will compete in matches to win draft picks for their respective brands who will immediately draft after the conclusion of each draft (Mickie James theme hits)
Later that night
Lillian: (bell rings) The following contest is a first round Diva's Chase match and it will determine the next draft pick for either Raw or Smackdown. (Beth Phoenix's theme hits.) Making her way to the ring from Buffalo, New York, The Glamazon Beth Phoenix!!
Todd: And we are back live as we see Raw's own Glamazon make her way to the ring and King what do you think about this Diva Chase tournament.
King: Well you have to give it to Stephanie it really was the only true way to find a #1 Contender.
Beth climbs into the ring in her normal fashion of flipping from the top rope into the ring then she poses in the middle of the ring as the iCarly theme hits.
Lillian: Making her way to the ring, accompanied by the WWE Women's Champion Carly Shay, from Seattle Washington, Samantha Puckett!!
Sam and Carly appear at the top of the entrance stage hand in hand before Sam twirls Carly into her arms and hugs her from behind, while at the same time unbuckling the title from Carly and removing it, then she spins her back out while hiding the title behind her back. Carly then starts to head down to the ring but stops after the first step or two and looks down before looking back at Sam who is looking down trying to hide her mischievous smile. Carly just laughs and holds her hands out and Sam places the title in one hand and grabs the other with her hand and they make their way to the ring. Sam then slides into the ring and then walks over to the ropes and sits on the second rope as Carly walks up the steps then steps into the ring. Sam then gets up on the second rope of the turnbuckle and holds her hands out to the fans before hopping up to the top rope and doing a back flip off the ropes and landing on her feet.
Carly: Sam!
Sam: (smiles) What? You know I always land it.
Carly: I know but still it scares me every time you do it.
Sam was about to speak again but was interrupted when Beth comes back into the ring with a mic.
Beth: You know its funny how easily that title comes off your waist. And at TLC it'll be the same way as it comes off your waist and on to mine. An… (interrupted by Sam taking the mic and giving it to Carly)
Carly: Ha fat chance, you won't even make it past this one tonight (points to a smiling Sam)
Beth just smirks at Carly's comment then gets an evil look in her eye as she pushes Carly to the ground, earning a load of boos from the fans.
Carly: (looks up in shock then turns to Sam) Sam… rip her head off.
Sam just nods her head then looks at Beth before letting out an ear piercing scream as she charges Beth and hits her with a Lou Thesz Press then the ref signals for the bell.
King: Wow that scream is just as bad as one of Melina's
Todd: Well we've seen how protective Sam is of Carly, and whoa wait a minute.
Sam had gotten off of Beth and picked her up to Irish whip her across the ring but Beth reversed it then Sam hopped on the second rope and propelled herself towards Beth to try a crossbody but Beth used her strength to catch Sam and drive her to the ground with a powerful slam.
King: Wow the strength of the Glamazon is just amazing.
Beth then took Sam in her grasp and positioned her in her Glam-stretch, causing Sam to yell in pain as she had no way to get out of her grip. Sam looked like she was about to submit but then she looked out at Carly who was smacking her hands on the mat trying to drive her on.
Carly: Come on Sam, you can do this baby, do it for me!
Once Sam heard that she got a focused look on her face before screaming again then using all her strength she pried her arms free from Beth's grip and fell forward then she sprung backwards and drove her elbow into the side of the Glamazon's head, causing her to release the grip she had on Sam's legs. Sam then got up and bounced off the ropes and hit a low dropkick in the face of Beth then went for a pin but Beth threw Sam off of her after a one count. Sam then waited, measuring Beth as she got up then attempted a Freddie Kick but Beth ducked.
Todd: Sam going for a Freddie Kick… No Beth ducked and oh no Sam in a bad position as Beth has both her arms hooked.
Beth caught Sam's arms and positioned her for a Glam Slam. Beth then lifted Sam up then went to slam her down but Sam managed to duck her body in flip Beth inward as well and ended up in a pinning combination.
King: Wow what a reversal.
Todd: And the pin 1… 2… 3!! Sam wins!!
The iCarly theme hits as Carly slides into the ring and hugs Sam as Beth looks up at the ref, questioning if it really was a 3 count and the ref tells her yes.
King: Wow what a match.
Todd: Yes indeed and now Smackdown gets a draft pick…
Pictures of all the divas from Raw and ECW appear on the titantron as random ones are highlighted, then it switches to a view where a single picture is show then morphs into a different one and it randomly changes over and over until the screen goes blank then a picture of Maria comes up.
Todd: Oh wow, Raw's Maria is coming to Smackdown!
King: NO!!!
Maria's entrance theme hits as she walks out onto the entrance ramp and waves to all the fans as Carly and Sam make their way up the ramp to hug and congratulate her.
Later Backstage
Carly and Sam are backstage walking towards their locker room.
Carly: That was great Sam, you looked awesome in the ring tonight.
Sam: You looked even better from my point of view.
Carly: Aww Sam (blushes)
Carly and Sam continue walking until they hear clapping and then look up and stop. The camera moves over and we see Edge standing there in front of them clapping.
Edge: I have to say Sam, I agree with Carly, you looked awesome out there tonight.
Sam: (blushes) Well thanks Edge that means a lot coming from a great wrestler like you.
Carly: Yea thanks, hey where's Christian?
Edge: Oh he's somewhere around here, you know brothers, can't predict what they are up too until it's too late. (chuckles)
Carly: Oh yea, I definitely know where you're getting at. Well I think we need to get going, we need to find out if we're in the main event tonight.
Sam: Ok (looks at Edge) Well it was nice seeing you Edge, I hope we see you soon.
Edge: Oh don't worry you will. See ya around kiddo (winks)
Later that night
Todd: Wow what a win by Katie Lea getting the victory over Jillian, and finally ECW gets a pick…
The pictures of the divas from Raw and Smackdown! appear on the screen then one by one in random order they appear on the screen until the screen goes blank then Harper's picture appears on the screen.
King: Well Harper Finkle is heading to ECW.
Later that night
Todd: Wow ECW is on a roll as the Bella Twins pull out the stunning victory over Michelle McCool and Layla.
King: Not only that but now ECW gets two picks.
The pictures once again form up on the screen with the pictures morphing into random pictures of the divas until the screen goes blank then a picture of Sam pops up.
Todd: Oh wow Sam Puckett is going to ECW (iCarly theme hits)
Sam walks out onto the ramp and waves to the fans, then an upset looking Carly comes out onto the stage and hugs Sam.
Sam: Carly don't cry, it'll be ok.
Carly: I know, I'm just going to miss you.
As they hug the whole process of the diva pics randomly popping up until the screen goes blank then shows the picture of the next draft pick. Then the iCarly theme hits. Carly looks up in amazement to see her picture on the screen.
King: Wow, ECW get's both the Seattle girls and one is the Women's Champion. What luck.
Carly then looks back down at Sam who has the biggest smile on her face.
Sam: Well it looks like ECW has another hardcore champion on their hands huh? (smirks)
Carly can't do anything but hug Sam as tightly as she can as she tries to keep herself from screaming because she gets to stay with Sam.
Later that night Main Event
Lillian: The following contest is a tri-brand over the top rope battle royal and it is for the final 3 draft picks. (Raw theme hits) Making their way to the ring the Raw diva, Kelly Kelly, Michelle McCool, Maryse, Melina, and the WWE Diva's Champion Gail Kim! (ECW theme hits) and the ECW divas, Brie and Nikki the Bella Twins, Katie Lea, Sam Puckett and the WWE Women's Champion Carly Shay! (Smackdown theme hits) And now the Smackdown! divas, Alex Russo, Sonny Munroe, Maria, Lilly Truscott and Miley Stewart!
Todd: Well King we are at our final match of the night and what do you think about how this whole Diva Draft has gone?
King: Well Raw has been a little off tonight but I'd say it has been a great show all together.
Todd: I believe so too and as you were saying Raw has been a little off as they have only earned 3 draft picks tonight, the least out of all three brands where as Smackdown! has had 6 and ECW has come out with 4. But anything can happen in this final match.
King: That's right, a battle royal is one of the most unpredictable matches ever, there really isn't one true favorite.
All the divas get in the ring and group somewhat together by brand. Lillian steps out of the ring and the refs position themselves around the ring as one signals for the bell. At first all the divas stand there looking at each other, trying to figure out who to go after first but then Maryse walks out to the middle and looks at Miley before doing a hair flip which makes her hair hit Miley's face. As soon as Maryse looks up Miley is there to deliver an elbow to her face and that starts the all out riot. All the divas pair off with each other, Miley and Lilly go after Maryse, the Bellas square off against Melina and Gail Kim, Sam and Carly square off against Michelle McCool, and Sonny, Alex and Maria just kinda stay out of the way. The Bellas start getting the upper hand on Melina and Gail as they start delivering elbow shots at the same time then they both deliver a kick before looking at each other and doing a taunt where the grab each other's outside hand and twirl around with each other but once they do that they look out at Gail and Melina and are met with a pair of dropkicks which sends both of them over the top rope and out of the ring.
King: Oh no the Bellas are done.
As this happens Carly and Sam work on Michelle and try to eliminate her but then after the Bellas are eliminated Gail Kim sees this and starts to attack Carly as she tried to save her Raw brand team mate. Carly and Gail start to square off.
Todd: Well look at this we've got both the Women's and Diva's Champion squaring off.
Carly and Gail start exchanging shots but as this happens Sam eliminates Michelle McCool. As that happens Melina and Katie Lea start squaring off, exchanging shots until Melina starts gaining the upper hand until she has Katie Lea on the ropes then she backs up and runs full sprint at Katie Lea to deliver a clothesline but at the last second Katie Lea ducks and pulls down the top rope causing Melina to fly over the top rope, but Melina hangs on to the top rope and doesn't let her feet hit the ground. Melina then pulls herself up to skin the cat and wraps her legs around Katie Lea's head and pulls her out of the ring, eliminating her. As this happens Maria and Kelly Kelly start trading shots until Kelly ducks a shot from Maria and manages to flip Maria over the top rope but she lands on the apron. Then Kelly starts trying to push Maria off the ropes until Melina comes over.
King: Oh no, look Melina and Kelly Kelly are going to double team Maria.
Todd: Well it is every brand for themselves and… wait a minute.
When Melina gets over to Kelly Kelly and Maria, Kelly yells for Melina to help but then Melina winks at Maria then starts attacking Kelly, saving Maria for the moment, until Sam comes running over and hitting a crossbody on Kelly and Melina, sending both of them over the top rope and taking along with them Maria, as Sam hangs on to the ropes and swings her body back into the ring.
Todd: Wow I don't believe it but Sam just eliminated three divas at one time.
Sam then looked over at Sonny and Alex then headed towards them but Sonny got in front of Alex and took Sam head on. Lilly and Miley were still working on Maryse until Maryse scratched Lilly in the eyes then kicks Miley in the stomach before hitting her French Kiss DDT on Miley. As this happened Carly and Gail Kim managed to get onto the top rope and Gail was seeming to get the upper hand and was looking to go for a hurricanranna but before she could hit it Sonny pushed Sam into the turnbuckle they were on and that sent both Carly and Gail crashing down to the floor, eliminating them. Sam realized what happened and looked out with concern on her face as she saw Carly laying on the ground in pain, but before she could do anything else Maryse came up behind her and pushed her out of the ring, eliminating the last of the ECW divas, but then she turned around and realized what trouble she was now in.
King: Oh my god, what a crash to the outside as both champions are eliminated and now Maryse eliminates Sam and ECW is done for this match.
Todd: Yes but now look at this it is a 4 on 1 match now as we have 4 Smackdown! divas in Miley, Lilly, Alex and Sonny and only 1 Raw diva in Maryse.
Maryse carefully got in a corner, trying to not just go running and swinging at the other 4, as the Smackdown! divas looked at each other and they all nodded at each other and Miley went to lead them over to Maryse.
Todd: And look at this, as we expected the Smackdown! divas are going to eliminate the Raw diva and… wait what the…
King: Oh my god!
As Miley went towards Maryse Sonny took a step forward and then turned around and kicked Lilly and sent her over the top rope, leaving both Miley and Alex stunned. Miley then got a furious look on her face then ran towards Sonny to attack her but then Alex stepped in front of her and started fighting with Miley. As that happened Sonny backed up and went to knock Miley out of the ring but at the last second Miley moved and left Alex there for Sonny to hit and both Sonny and Alex went over the top rope and to the ground. Miley saw this and looked on, not believing what she had just done.
Todd: Wow and just like that, the rivalries get in the way and now we are down to one Smackdown! diva and one Raw diva.
Miley turned around just in time to see Maryse sneaking up behind her but Maryse stopped as soon as Miley turned around then they began sizing each other up. As Maryse went for a lock up, Miley held up her hand then started hopping up and down much like she had done the Monday before, and this just infuriated Maryse and she went running towards Miley but Miley dodged and sent Maryse over the top rope and onto the apron. Miley then took this as a chance to hit her Pop Star Kick but Maryse ducked and Miley got her foot caught on the top rope and Maryse somehow managed to pull Miley over and onto the apron with her and they were now fighting on the edge of the ring. The two girls exchanged shots over and over until Miley had Maryse falling back some, then she went for her Pop Star Kick again but again Maryse ducked and took out Miley's grounded leg and Miley fell from the ring and onto the floor.
Lillian: Here is your winner Maryse!! And she has won 3 draft picks for her brand.
As Miley looked up at Maryse taunting her Lilly came over and helped her up.
The titantron showed that Katie Lea was now a Raw Diva.
Lilly: Hey are you ok?
Miley: Yea I'm fine, dang I almost had her.
The titantron showed that Alicia Fox was now a Raw Diva.
Lilly: You did great, don't worry about it.
Both girls made it to their feet and made their way around the ring and up the ramp until they heard a familiar song start to play and they stopped dead in their tracks. The two girls looked up as they heard Emily Osment's "All the Way Up" begin to play and they saw something that neither of them wanted to see, the last Raw draft pick… was Lilly.
T: OMG NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why oh why NO!! No, no Lilly on Raw and Miley still on Smackdown! Ok I know you hate me for stopping it there but I promise it'll be worth it, and look at it this way they still have Diva's Night to be together. Don't worry it's just for a little bit that they will be separated, at least I hope. Ok I have a question for you, the next Diva's Night will be a guest host Diva's Night and I want to know, who do you want as the guest host? Ok it has to be a female celebrity or athlete, it can be anyone from a singer to an actor to a former diva. Ok give me your vote in your comment, please and thank you.
Ok now as you know this Sunday is Wrestlemania 26. Now I have to say this is going to be the biggest Wrestlemania that WWE has put on in a while, but there is one match in particular that I am interested in… Undertaker vs. HBK, Career vs. The Streak, The Show Stopper vs. The Deadman, Mr. Wrestlemania vs. The Phenom of the WWE. Who do you want to win?
The reason I ask is because as of late, I have been told over and over by my friends that Undertaker's streak will be coming to an end, but what I think is… Shawn Michaels will do something that no one has ever done at Wrestlemania. I believe Shawn will die a slow and painful death at the hands of the Deadman. I truly believe that this Sunday will be the last match of Shawn Michaels' career. And I will just laugh and laugh and laugh as Shawn drags his broken body up the ramp, looking out at the crowd for the last time, because he knows he was foolish to put his career on the line against Undertaker at Wrestlemania. No one will ever beat The Undertaker at Wrestlemania. (shakes head) Oh sorry about that, did I ever mention that I am a huge Undertaker fan? Well I am, and sorry for my little outburst, but I really do think that this Sunday will be Shawn's last match. What do you think?
Ok well that's all for now, oh and be sure to thank my friend Samantha too for helping me with this one, so until next time I'm Taylor and this has been a SHMH production, c ya (waves)
PS: Just to prove how much I believe Sunday will be Shawn's last match, I'll do the same as him, I'm putting my career on the line, my fanfiction career. If Shawn loses his career is over, if he wins well then my fanfiction career is over.