"There are moments which are made up of too much stuff for them to be lived at the time they occur." — John le Carré, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Lorelai flopped down on top of the crisp white hotel comforter, limbs akimbo. She was sprawled out across as much of the bed as she could cover, but it was still big enough for Luke to lay down comfortably beside her.
She turned to look at him and batted her eyelashes exaggeratedly. "Okay, now that we're here, will you tell me what we're doing tomorrow?"
The corners of his mouth turned down disapprovingly. "It's supposed to be a surprise. It will no longer be a surprise if you browbeat me into telling you."
She pouted, but nestled into the crook of his arm. "This is nice," she commented dreamily, tracing her fingertip along his hand. The room was cozy and quiet. The view out the window was beautiful, with a picturesque stream meandering next to the building and the outline of the mountains in the distance. She had never been to Tennessee before.
He glanced down at her and kissed her forehead. "It is nice," he agreed. "It hasn't been just the two of us in awhile."
"What, you didn't envision spending our first year of marriage with my thirty-two year old daughter sitting in between us on the couch?" she said.
"Rory can stay as long as she needs to stay. It's her home too, for as long as she wants it to be. I would never say otherwise," he said emphatically. He shifted positions, rubbing the back of his neck with one hand. "She will want to move out eventually… right?"
Lorelai patted his chest reassuringly. "I'm sure she will." A beat passed, and then she lifted her head, her eyes narrowed in concern. "At least I think she will. Maybe we should stop buying the good snacks. She might get too comfortable. I don't want her to become Buster Bluth."
"It's just… one of you is a lot," Luke continued tentatively. "And don't get me wrong, I'm very happy with a lot. But two of you… two of you is a lot of a lot. Every single night I come home and I have to clean the stray marshmallows off the kitchen table. Every night. Who eats that many marshmallows? Not even the Stay Puft man."
"Well, that would make him a cannibal, so definitely not."
"And you two speak a language that I don't even understand. Sometimes I hear an entire conversation from start to finish and when it's over I have no idea what just happened. Like yesterday, you guys were going on and on about Colin Powell doing the Macarena. What was that about?"
"We were talking about the Iraq War. How did you miss that?"
"And the living room — it's become her office, when you're not sitting on the couch watching TV together. There's not a lot of room for anyone else."
Lorelai winced. "Not a lot of room for you, you mean." None of this was a surprise. His feelings were totally valid, and she knew he'd suffer forever if it meant making her and Rory happy. But that wasn't fair. "I promise this isn't permanent," she said. "I'm sure once she finds a publisher for her book she'll want to move out. She's already done with her first draft."
"Yeah, Jess mentioned that."
"Right." She squirmed. "He's read it." Imagining Jess reading the book felt a little bit like knowing that someone who wasn't supposed to see you in your underwear had seen you in your underwear. Especially because she hadn't read the book, so she had no idea how she looked in her underwear. But she needed to just suck it up. Rory said his feedback was helpful. They were talking on the phone or exchanging emails about her edits almost every day. It was a lot, actually. And she heard their conversations; they weren't always talking about narrative structure or good dialogue. They talked about Truncheon, and movies, and sometimes she took her phone into her room and shut the door.
"Hey, you don't think…" Lorelai started but trailed off.
"Nah," Luke shook his head with confidence. "I asked him awhile back. He said no way. Ancient history."
"Yeah, she said the same thing." Lorelai felt a little better knowing she wasn't the only one who'd wondered.
Enough about Rory, she thought. They were in a beautiful inn on the fringe of the Great Smoky Mountains and they were all alone. She flipped onto her stomach to face him. "So," she said, smiling like she had a secret. "We're out of the house. No impressionable children around…"
Luke wrapped his arm around her waist and tugged her closer. But then his phone rang. He reached over to the nightstand and silenced it without even looking at the screen. He cleared his throat. "You were saying," he prompted her.
"I have an idea about what we can do tonight." She leaned forward.
"You do?" He gently pushed her hair out of her face.
"And it doesn't involve marshmallows or Colin Powell," she said, leaning in to kiss him.
Rory had the house to herself for a few days, and she was excited about it. She decided to spend the first night alone soaking in her solitude. She wore her favorite sweatpants, the old ones with the hole in the butt. She ordered Indian food for dinner. She watched the HBO Carrie Fisher-Debbie Reynolds documentary, finally, after months of Lorelai promising they'd watch it together and then getting distracted by other movies over and over again. As she got ready to climb into bed, she debated which reading material to curl up with: something old that she wanted to reread, like The Remains of the Day? Or something new, like the George Saunders novel she'd just picked up from the library?
Her phone vibrated. It was Jess. Why was Jess calling her at midnight?
"Rory, Luke's not picking up his phone. Do you know where he is?" He sounded panicked. She'd never heard him this rattled. Her stomach flipped.
"He took my mom to Dollywood for her birthday. Why? What's wrong?"
"Shit. That's this weekend?"
"What's wrong?"
He breathed a deep, heaving sigh into the phone. "Liz got into an accident and — I don't know, TJ is incoherent and I don't know what's going on or how bad it was and I need Luke to go to the hospital. I'm on my way but it's going to take me at least another hour thanks to these goddamn idiot drivers going sixty in the left lane." He shouted the last part.
"I'll go," she said in a rush. She was already wiggling into a pair of jeans and shoving her feet into her shoes.
"You don't have to. She's probably fine, knowing TJ, I just don't know — It's late, I wouldn't even have called, I'm just —"
"Jess, I'll go. I'm already going. I'm gone." She grabbed her keys.
Rory found TJ in the nearly empty emergency room, slumped over in a chair, head in his hands, groaning. His daughter Dewey was sitting next to him, arms crossed. Luke and Jess had coined her nickname — short for Doula — early on so that she didn't have to go through life with "My parents have poor judgment" written on her nametag. Dewey's tangled hair almost reached her waist, and over her pajamas she wore an oversized, worn cargo jacket. Rory was sure the jacket had belonged to Jess in high school.
"What happened?" Rory asked breathlessly.
"Mom crashed her bike." Dewey's face was pinched with disapproval.
"Bike, as in — bicycle?" She didn't think Liz had a motorcycle, but it was Liz, so it wasn't safe to assume anything.
"Bicycle," a guy a few seats away confirmed. "She had part of the chain embedded in her knee when they brought her in."
"Who are you?" she asked. He wore a rumpled button-down shirt with sleeves that were too short and was tapping his toe incessantly. She'd never seen him before in her life.
"I'm Joe. I'm in here a lot — you start to watch other people to pass the time after awhile."
Rory turned back toward TJ and started to crouch down in front of him to reach eye-level. She needed some answers.
"I'm pretty sure I have cancer," Joe went on. "That or a kidney stone, according to Google. Last time I came in I thought I had a blood clot in my leg. Turned out to be a pulled muscle, but how was I supposed to know that?"
"Uh-huh," Rory said politely. She waved her hand in front of TJ's face to no avail. Finally Dewey leaned over and poked him. He looked up, bleary-eyed. "I thought Luke would come."
Rory straightened up from her crouch. "Luke is in Tennessee, but Jess is on his way."
TJ groaned again. "Jess is going to be so mad."
Rory smiled at Dewey. "We'll be right back, okay?" She grabbed TJ by the sleeve and tugged him out of earshot.
"TJ, focus. Is she okay?"
"She's all banged up. Nothing's broken but they think she has a concussion."
Rory felt a wave of relief. At least he wasn't talking about fractured skulls or brain bleeding.
He wrung his hands. "I never should've started on the medical marijuana."
"Why do you have medical marijuana?" Rory asked incredulously.
"When I hurt my back, the doctor prescribed it."
"A real doctor?"
"Yes, my doctor. Well, she's not officially a medical doctor," he said, putting air quotes around "medical doctor." He cleared his throat. "I think she's technically an aromatherapist." More air quotes.
Rory closed her eyes for a moment and rubbed her temple. "That's — you know what, nevermind. What does your medical marijuana have to do with anything?"
"The doctor gave it to me but I didn't use it. It's just not for me. But Liz did — a little at first, but then she was refilling my prescriptions without even asking. Not good. Not good for Liz. But I let it go. We've been having a little money trouble, she's stressed, you know? She usually just sits in the backyard and smokes a joint after Dewey goes to bed. But tonight she smoked a little too much. She wanted to go for a bike ride after. To see the full moon. She was looking up at the sky and, boom, she fell right into a ditch."
"Jeez, it's like Pee-wee's Big Adventure meets Pineapple Express."
TJ hung his head like a dog that knocked over a Christmas tree. "Look, it's going to be okay," she said, patting his arm awkwardly.
By the time Jess arrived, Rory had asked the nurse to change the television to the Disney Channel for Dewey and convinced TJ to sit still with a cup of herbal tea. She was reading her book; she'd gone for the old Ishiguro. When Jess walked in the door his hair was a mess and his face ashen. She jumped up to intercept him.
"She's okay," she said quickly. "I tried to call you."
"My phone died in the car. What happened?"
"Stay calm, okay?" She grabbed both of his arms, as if that would force him to keep his cool. "She fell off her bike." He waited for the rest. "After smoking some pot."
"A lot of pot," Joe chimed in. "She was baked. When I first saw her I thought she had a stroke or something. But it was just the pot. I thought I had a stroke once, you know."
"Can it, Joe," Rory snapped.
The muscle in Jess' jaw twitched. "Un-fucking-believable." He broke away and moved past her.
"Let's go, Dewey," he said. Dewey jumped up from her seat, glad to see him.
"Where are you going?" TJ asked.
"It's two in the morning. She's got school tomorrow. She needs to be home sleeping, not here sitting vigil for her stoned mother who can't bike in a straight line." His voice cracked with anger. "You can wait for Liz."
"Don't you want to see her first?" Rory suggested. "She has a concussion. The nurse is in there with her right now but we can go back in a minute."
"No."
"But, Jess, TJ said she's really upset —"
He turned to Rory. "Thank you for coming," he said. "I'm really grateful. But you don't need to be here for this. Go home and get some sleep."
"You shouldn't be alone," she pressed. "I'll go with you. I don't mind."
He hesitated and then tilted his head toward the exit reluctantly, indicating for her to come along.
Rory glanced back at TJ and his pathetic face and followed Jess and Dewey out the door.
Jess and Dewey sat in the kitchen talking for a long time. Rory gave them space, sprawling out on one of the couches in the living room; there were three, arranged in a U-shape. Several Buddha statues stood on the coffee table and a mishmash of knight and elf figurines clustered on the windowsill. A big tapestry featuring a medieval jousting match hung on the wall. Rory turned on the TV but kept the volume low. She grabbed a soft knit blanket and wrapped it around herself. It was so late…
She woke with a start sometime later and sat up, wiping the sleep from her eyes. Jess was sitting on one of the other couches, reading a book, his face serene. The book she'd brought, actually.
"Sorry," she said. "I didn't mean to doze off."
He raised his eyes from the page. "You looked too comfortable for me to wake you up."
"Coffee?" she offered, and he nodded. She headed for the kitchen.
"How's Dewey?" she asked when she returned, her voice still gravelly with sleep. There were no mugs in the kitchen cabinet, only faux-wood tankards. She handed one to Jess.
He shrugged. "Not thrilled. Apparently the doctor's kid is in her class and she's afraid he'll tell everyone what happened. I had to teach her what a HIPAA violation is. I'm not even sure I know exactly what a HIPAA violation is. She's sleeping now."
"Are you okay?" she asked gently, sitting next to him.
He shook his head and rolled his eyes. "She's an idiot. She's not the type of person who can just smoke a little pot. She needs to be sober, full stop."
"And TJ needs to find a new doctor. Call me crazy but he might want to consider one who actually has a medical degree." She took a sip from her tankard. "You're a good brother."
"Yeah, well. I can't do anything about Liz, but Dewey's not a lost cause yet."
"If there's anything I can do — help her with homework or something — let me know. I'm a mile up the road. I can look out for her."
He forced a half-smile in acknowledgment and put down his coffee. He picked up the book. "I haven't read this in a long time. It's so good it's actually depressing."
Rory nodded vehemently. "Because I know I'll never write anything half as good! I totally agree with you. He writes with the most incredible restraint. That part where Stevens is sitting on the bench and the guy offers him —"
"The handkerchief," Jess finished. Their eyes met.
Rory pinched the charm on her bracelet between her thumb and forefinger. "I hope you saved my page," she said.
He showed her the bookmark still safely ensconced in its place. "You didn't have to stay," he said, looking at her carefully.
The change of subject threw her off. "Oh, well, I wanted to. Someone needs to look out for you every once in awhile. Not that I was much help snoring on the couch."
He looked down at his coffee. "Well, I appreciate it. But I want to be clear: you don't owe me anything. Don't feel like you have to help me out just because I helped you out." His face was tense and serious. It sounded so transactional.
"That's not how it is at all," she said. "I just… wanted to."
The late hour made her feel a little drunk, and she felt an impulse to be candid: to thank him for his support with her book, to say how glad she was about the friendship that had developed between them over the past few months, to express her admiration and appreciation for his steadiness. But it was too still and quiet and they were sitting too close together for such intimate words. She didn't want him to misconstrue them. Not that he'd given her any indication that he would be prone to such a mistake.
Huh. The fact that she felt any discomfort at all gnawed at her gut, as if maybe she was the one misreading the situation, so she pushed it all to the side and asked: "So, how's your new apartment?"
And then the front door opened with a bang and they both turned. "Go right up to bed," TJ said, walking in, arm around Liz's waist. She was wearing a neck brace. TJ looked in their direction. "She's a little woozy. It's from the painkillers, not the other thing."
Rory looked back at Jess, but his gaze was focused on the scene past her. His mouth was a grim line. "Just what she needs," he said drily. "Opioids."
Next week: Lorelai and Sookie meet for lunch and an important conversation; Rory has a stressful day at the airport and remembers why she hates social media.
