Maya- Hello once again everyone XD
Zoro- Why the hell are you so early this time?
Maya- Well it's a long weekend so I'm having my friends over tonight so I wouldn't have been able to post it Friday.
Zoro- Oh that makes sense. I though you jus got the day wrong and thought you were late again.
Maya- That only happened once! The teacher was happy about it though.
Zoro- haha loser.
Maya – Don't make me kick your ass! (Growl)
Zoro-…. What was that?
Maya- Nothing what was what? (Growl)
Zoro- Is that your stomach?
Maya- SHUT UP! I'm hungry okay. My school is having a pancake breakfast and if you wear pajamas you get them for free. The thought of it is making my mouth water. The only question though is should I bring my own maple syrup?
Zoro- Wiredo
Maya- Shut up! Anyway I'll stop wasting your time. On with the story.
"Sanji! Get your ass in here!" Zeff yelled. Sanji yawned and rolled over. His alarm clock read that it was six in the morning. Pushing the covers off of himself Sanji made sure that they still covered Zoro and Chopper (who he had to share a bed with due to limited space.) and walked down he stairs. Rubbing the back of his neck he yawned once again as he entered the kitchen.
"What the hell is going on that you must yell at six?" Sanji asks but upon opening his eyes his question was answered. Food was thrown across the counters and floors. Various drinks slowly staining the tiles from where they weren't cleaned up. Two pots and pan were burning on a stove that was set way too high and in them was food that was as black as night. In the middle of this mess stood Luffy who was grinning from ear to ear. The white shirt he lent him was a red as Zeff's face. "What they hell happened here?"
"I was hungry and thought that I'd make the food since you were still asleep." Luffy said as Sanji walked past him and turned off the burners.
"Make food or burn down the building?" Sanji joked as he picked up the spilled milk jug. "You could have just waked me if you wanted food."
"But you haven't been sleeping well and I thought that since you looked so peaceful for once that I'd let you be." Luffy reasoned.
"Listen, I'm a cook and it is my job to make you food no mater the situation. Besides now not only am I awake but I also have to clean up this mess and go shopping so we can have breakfast." Sanji replied as he tossed out the broken egg shells.
"Is my food no good for breakfast?" Luffy asked as he sniffed at… whatever the hell it is that is in the pans.
"Not unless we wish for a trip to the hospital." Sanji said.
"Speaking of which you have an appointment with Dr. Law." Zeff said. "We need him to look over you since you ran from the hospital."
"I already did that." Chopper said as he walked in rubbing his eyes. He looked like jus a normal human child minus the huge hat that he took everywhere.
"You did?" Zeff asked. "You look like a child."
"That doesn't mean that I'm not fully educated in medicine." Chopper shot back.
"Still think that it's be better if I had him looked over by a human." Zeff said. Chopper looked a little hurt at this but nodded anyway.
"So when do I leave?" Sanji asked.
"Three. Also take them with you, I don't want to come home to another mess." Zeff said as he pointed over his shoulder at Luffy and Chopper.
"Yes sir." Sanji said as he moved to the hall closet to get the mop. By the time the mess in the kitchen was cleaned up it was well passed breakfast and nearing on Lunch. Sanji had given them some bread and various jams to eat but by now they were all getting hungry. "Since we need to go out to by food why don't we just eat out?"
"So berries again." Luffy frowned. "I want some more meat!"
"No not berries I mean fast food. It's not the best thing to eat but we have no food thanks to someone." Sanji said shooting a glance at Luffy who laughed sheepishly and whistled.
"Fast food?" Chopper asked.
"Yeah, like burgers, fries, salads, pizza and other things like that." Sanji said. "Let me guess you guys have never been to one. The kitsune all shook their heads in reply. "I guess that means I'll choose the restaurant. Come with me to the car." Picking up his car keys Sanji headed to the front door with the others following after him. At the elevator Chopper began to panic saying that the doors were trying to eat them and Sanji had to reassure them that it wasn't. Luffy was laughing the entire thing. When the elevator gave a lurch into motion Luffy yelled how it was now swallowing them. Chopper almost had a panic attack.
When it came to a stop Chopper leaped out and kissed the floor. "I'm alive! I'm never going in that thing again!"
"Calm down Chopper it was fun!" Luffy laughed.
"Mister Sanji." The dull voice of the lobby man said.
"Good morning Mr. Kuro." Sanji said through a forced smile.
"I hear that the huge commotion yesterday was your causing." Kuro said as he pushed his glasses up with the palm of his hand. A thing that always got on his nerves.
"Um yes, I'm dearly sorry about that. It won't happen again." Sanji said.
"See to it Mr. Sanji." Kuro dull voice growled. Sanji rolled his eyes and grabbed Chopper's and Zoro's hand to drag them out. Once outside of the building Sanji released their hands and sighed.
"See to it Mr. Sanji, Asshole." Sanji grumbled. "He needs to get that dildo out of his ass. Maybe then he wouldn't be such a dick."
"What's a dildo?" Chopper asked.
"It's um nothing, nothing at all." Sanji said as Brook laughed at his embarrassing situation. "Anyway we should go eat, go to the hospital then get the groceries." Turning towards the apartment's parking lot Sanji went to get his van. The kitsune looking at every new thing they've never seen. Seeing his van Sanji hit the unlock button. It made the usual beep sound that indicated that it was now unlocked.
Walking towards the driver side Sanji opened the door and sat down. The kitsune looked between themselves, the car and Sanji before slowly climbing in. Brook sat next to him in the passenger seat as Luffy, Chopper and Zoro climbed into the back. Which left one of the two middle seats for Ace. Putting on his seatbelt he made sure everyone followed his example.
Putting the keys in Sanji started his van. It purred into life. The rumble from the engine all too familiar. Placing his hands on the wheel and pushing his foot down on the gas the van lurched into motion. He drove out of his parking spot and threw the parkway and onto the busy street.
Chopper was panicking in the back and Zoro was trying to calm him down. "This thing is going to kill us I just know it!"
"Chopper we're going to be just fine. You were able to ride in that helicopter just fine what's so different about this?" Zoro asked.
"The rush of making a break for it has finally worn off." Chopper said.
"Come on Chopper this is fun! Look at all the other things like this around us." Luffy cheered.
Sanji listened to them go back and forth for a while. When he finally got tired of it he turned on the radio. Chopper calmed down hearing the music and without someone to talk with Luffy also calmed down. Ace had fallen asleep and his snoring was almost drowning out the music. Seeing a restaurant Sanji shifted lanes to turn into it. Luffy was bouncing in his seat at the smell. "What's this place?"
"MacDonald's. These fuckers are just about everywhere." Sanji laughed. Parking the van Sanji undid his seatbelt. Luffy was the first out though. His feet connecting with Ace's stomach as he leapt out of the van. Ace lurched forward and looked around for what disturbed his sleep. After getting a deep whiff of the smell form the restaurant though his task was forgotten and he was climbing out after Luffy. Ushering them inside Sanji pulled them into the line.
The restaurant was pretty lazy this day so they didn't have to wait long to order.
"What do you have that's meat?" Luffy asked as soon as he got to the cash.
The employee looked at them all before answering. "Well we have burgers, and chicken fingers. I'm not sure if they all really have meat in them."
'Great it's a lazy high school brat looking for money.' Sanji thought. "We'll have four number five combos, one number two and a happy meal."
"And to drink?"
"I want something sweet!" Chopper yelled with Luffy agreeing.
"Okay then, Two strawberry milkshakes, one milk, and three root beers." Sanji said.
The employee nodded before relaying the order to the people in the back. As their food was brought forward and put onto trays Sanji paid the correct amount. He then got Zoro and Brook to help him carry them as Luffy and Chopper ran to get seats. They two choose a seat by the corner window with enough seats for them all. After they were all seated he handed out the meals. Luffy and Chopper looked at theirs then the others.
"Why are our different?" Chopper asked.
"The number two has more meat and I thought you'd like the happy meal better." Sanji answered as he ate some fries.
Chopper smiled at the toy he pulled out of his bag and Luffy and him played with it as they ate.
Zoro took a bite from his burger and seemed to enjoy it. He glanced over at Sanji who smiled at him. Turning his head back Zoro took another big bite. 'Well that was sexy. NOT!' Sanji grumbled in his head. 'He could have smiled back.'
"It's good."
The words were almost a mumble but Sanji heard them. Smiling he took a sip of his drink.
"Thank you for all the lovely choices." Brook said. "These are great, I really like the milk."
"I thought you would." Sanji laughed.
"So what are we doing next?" Ace asked.
"I have to go to the hospital." Sanji said, Chopper pouted in his seat. "Don't look so down. I don't want to go either. I just know the doctors going to chew me out."
Finishing up his meal Sanji waited for the others. As soon as they were done they made their way back to the van and towards the hospital. The last time he was there he ran away without the doctor's permission. 'I wonder if that nurse is okay.' Sanji thought. If she didn't help him then he would never have been able to go and save Zoro or meet any of these guys. He owes her a lot now but he'd owe her even more if she got fired for it.
Seeing the blue sign that indicates the hospital Sanji began to slow down. The tall building looked menacing at the moment. He knew that the moment he stepped in he was going to get an earful. Parking the car he was the last out this time.
"Sanji?" Chopper asked when he noticed that Sanji was so far behind them.
"I'm coming." Sanji said.
"Well hurry up. If your scared just tell us. I'll hold your hand as we go in." Zoro teased.
Glaring Sanji held his head high and walked past them and into the hospital. The moment he was in he wished he had done otherwise. His doctor caught sight of him and stormed his way through the waiting room. "Sanji-guy!"
"Yes ." Sanji said. "How are you? Long time no see. Your looking well."
"Quit the small talk, you skipped out on us without being discharged!" Dr. Law growled. "Do you have any idea how much of a mess that caused. Nurses were running around the building looking for you then after that some had to go to the police station to answer some questions for the missing person case."
"Yeah sorry about that." Sanji muttered but was cut off.
"And another thing, What the hell did you do with your casts? Not only did you run off and waste time that could have been used for better things but you also removed what was helping you get better." Dr. Law ranted. "It's probably even worse now!"
"Dr. Law!' A deep and angry voice boomed from the other side of the room. "What the hell do you call this?"
"It's your prescription dumb ass." Dr. Law said. "Now if you don't mind I'm busy."
"like hell. I already told you this medication is too weak. I'm not some pussy who get knocked out on weak shit like this." The patient went on.
"Mr. Kidd I have no time for this." Dr. Law said.
Luffy and Chopper looked at each other before Luffy jumped between the two. "You two need to get along better. Why don't we all go eat some more meat!"
"How the hell does meat help this situation?" Kidd said.
"Meat is delicious and can cheer you up now don't fight with me." Luffy said as he grabbed their arms. Law and Kidd looked shocked. Sanji could understand why though. The two of them were the most rowdy people in the area and always fought with each other. Luffy was the first person to try to get them to stop though.
Law and Kidd looked at each other then at Luffy before sighing. "Whatever." They echoed each other. Though in Sanji's opinion they both looked happy about it.
Maya- I hope you all liked the latest update! I may not be able to post next weak since I'm busy with preparations for thanks giving and being forced to shop in another continent T^T also my cat has a bladder infection and might have to get his dick turned into a vagina since it'll make it easier for him to pee. I'll be keeping a close eye on him when he gets back to make sure he's ok so my time will also be filled with that along with homework. Anyway please review and if you have a request don't be afraid to say it. I love hearing your ideas. Have a happy thanksgiving to all those who have it and if you don't (because it's on a different day or you just don't celebrate it.) Have a great week see you next update!