Phineas went to school on Friday partly glad the week was over. It had been a little crazy. Isabella and Phineas went through their classes until they reached one that they quickly realized was going to be a problem. Gym. They had had it every other day but today was the first day they needed to change for it.

"Well this is going to be fun won't it." Isabella remarked as her and Phineas stood in front of the boys' and girls' locker room's doors.

"Hey don't have too much fun in there. Just keep my eyes to myself." Isabella laughed

"You too okay. I don't want to be asked next week why I was staring at my friends and drooling."

"If that's the way you want it but I think it will look just as weird if you're staring at yourself drooling." Isabella laughed and walked into the door. Phineas took a deep breath and took his step into the girl's locker room. He looked around and was amazed by how exactly the same it was to the boy's locker room. In retrospect he realized it only made sense but at the time he was having trouble concentrating with all the girls in sports bras around him.


In the middle of changing Phineas found himself mobbed by the whole of the fireside girls in only their underwear. He did his best to follow Isabella's advice and not "stare and drool" at them.

"Chief. We were just wondering how sure you were that Phineas was going to ask you out." Phineas froze for a second but was able to quickly respond

"Well how sure are you that I would say yes?"

"110% chief. So since you're sure, even though we really want to know how you're so sure, we need to know what you're wearing on this date."

"Umm I don't really know." The girls all looked at each other squealing.

"We have to go shopping!" Oh god no.

"Don't worry about it gir.."

"You are not weaseling your way out of this one. After school we're getting you a dress that will knock Phineas dead."

"Wouldn't wearing this do the trick." Phineas struck a pose in Isabella's underwear.

"We're only figuratively striking him dead. We're not aiming for a full on heart attack." The girls laughed "Seriously you're coming shopping with us after school" Phineas couldn't say no to 6 girls in their underwear.

"That sounds.. great. See you later." Phineas finished changing. If someone told him a week ago he would be dress shopping with the fireside girls he would have assumed they were crazy.


Isabella started changing into Phineas's gym clothes. She was trying not to look around but Phineas's gym locker was surrounded by the majority of the senior soccer players. She found herself repressing a girly giggle at the 17 year-olds walking around in white boxers. The last thing she wanted was to ruin the rest of Phineas's high school career because she had wondering eyes in the locker room. She had just about finished changing when she looked at one of the guys who looked right back at her. He walked up to her

"Is there something you're staring at shrimpy?" He did not just go there.

"No. Why, you like to think guys stare at you?"

"Oh you shouldn't have said that." The guy went to hit Isabella but she dodged to the side making him hit his hand on the locker "Comeon dickless take a hit like a man."

"Sounds like someone has a size problem they want to make themselves feel better about." The guy was furious now. He charged so Isabella made a turn around a corner but got her shorts caught on a bent piece of metal. She tripped with Phineas shorts falling down along the way. The guy also made the turn, but much faster, so when he got his shorts caught they were ripped straight off as he flew over Isabella. He and Isabella stood up and most of the locker room burst out laughing. At first Isabella thought it was at her and she felt terrible for embarrassing Phineas but then she realized it was mainly directed at the other guy.

Phineas and Isabella had never been particularly tall. The kid who had been mad at Isabella had been almost a solid foot and a half taller. Despite this and all his talk when he and Isabella stood up Phineas was still twice as long. Isabella joined them in laughter as she hurried to pull Phineas's shorts up. She wouldn't have normally felt right about laughing but she recognized the guy as the one who Phineas said was in her art class. She quickly finished up and exited the locker room before any comments would be made. She figured it would be a "what happens in the locker room, stays there" sort of thing.

After that Gym went rather uneventful for the two. Even though they had to change the teachers apparently didn't feel like teaching and just threw some basketballs into the gym for everyone. Phineas and Isabella walked around blushing every now and then from being in the locker room.

"So Isabella, are you excited we could be back to ourselves at the end of the week?"

"Well it will certainly be nice to be back to myself. In retrospect we've probably had enough time to have fixed this after school but I think it's been worth it; being you is pretty fun. It's definitely something I won't forget any time soon."

"You can say that again. And Ferb and I were going to try but the driver they usually send us was on vacation and apparently the other drivers followed him or something." Phineas shrugged. "Either way It has been pretty cool being you. I think I'll take some pictures from the last time I take a shower as you for memory keeping's sake."

"I think you won't!" Isabella said cheerfully "OR ELSE." She added in the most sinister voice she could.

"Or else what?"

"I'll send my fireside girls on you."

"Oh man I've seen them in a pillow fight. I wouldn't stand a chance." Isabella pushed him

"As long as you know that." They laughed and continued walking around the gym only stopping to show someone how much better they were at basketball than them. The rest of the school day flew by.


After Isabella got home she pulled out her phone to text Phineas. Hey want to come over and hang out for a while. Phineas looked at the phone. The fireside girls were coming to drag him to the mall in a couple of minutes. Should he tell Isabella? What would she think of him trying on dresses for her? What would she be thinking about why the fireside girls were doing it? He couldn't lie about homework since they were in the same classes and didn't have much.

I'm feeling a little tired. I think I'll just rest up instead. Isabella was a little shocked. Phineas never just wanted to rest. Maybe he didn't want to see her. Had she bored him so much in this week that he didn't even want to see her anymore? Isabella sat down on the bed. After a couple of seconds a game controller landed in front of her.

"Killing virtual people always makes me feel better." Isabella smiled and picked up the controller. She'd see Phineas tomorrow anyway if he wanted his body back.

Phineas walked uneasily through the mall being dragged by the girls. He really didn't feel right about this.

"Wouldn't it be easier to just pick something out from my house?"

"Nonsense. You'd do the same for any of us if we were going to go on a date with our crush."

"And if you wouldn't we'd make you so either way don't worry about it." They finally made it to the store and Phineas watched as the girls walked up and down each isle grabbing dress after dress after dress.

"I'll never be able to try all of those on."

"Don't be such a baby you don't have a choice." Phineas groaned. After 20 minutes of grabbing things they finally made it to the changing room.

"Ohhh pretty!"
"That looks nice!"
"I don't think that one suits you."
"Put that into the maybe pile"
"That is definitely the one!" Phineas nearly choked when he saw himself in the mirror. He was looking at Isabella in a beautiful solid blue knee high dress.

"Do you think Phineas will like it Isabella?" Phineas looked at the group

"I think it is absolutely perfect. Now that you've played dress up can I go home?" The girls argued to pick out shoes but eventually decided to let Phineas go. He got back to Isabella's house and collapsed onto her bed. It was exhausting being Isabella.

(A/N Too much? Probably but oh well.)