Chapter 10: Stop it, you gay fags! If you do not like my story, then fuck off! PS: It turns out B'loody Mary isn't a muggleborn after all, and she and Vampire are evil. That's why they moved houses, okay!

I was really scared about Voldemort all day. I was even upset when I went to rehearse with my gothic metal band, Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it, and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot, and MCR.

The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (We call him Diablo now. He has black hair with blue streaks in it.) and Hagrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed, and weren't coming, so we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire, too. The only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that), or a stake.) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like Corpse Bride.

I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs, and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut, but I'm really not. We were singing a cover of 'Helena', and at the end of the song, I suddenly bust into tears.

"Ebony! Are you okay?" B'loody Mary asked, concerned.

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said, "Well, Voldemort came, and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears. Draco jumped out from behind a wall.

"Why didn't you fucking tell me?" He shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (see, is that out of character?) I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too, all sensitive. Then he ran out. We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbledore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't because he had a headache.

"What have you done?" He started to cry wisely. (See, that's basically not swearing and this time he was really upset, and you will see why.) "Ebony, Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."

Editor's note: 'you gay fags?' lol. REDUNDANCY FTW

And just how the hell does one cry 'wisely'? Major wtf.

And Corpse Bride isn't depressing, it's a comedy! Sort of. But it's definitely a musical.