"Damn that Akashi, always being last to show up to things. Where does he get off?"
"Don't say things like that, Aominecchi. Yow know what he'll do to you."
"Whatever. If he's not here in the next minute, I'm going to-"
"You're going to what, Daiki?" When Aomine failed to continue, he pressed on. "I am waiting."
"Give you a high five?" Akashi seemed to accept this answer. "After all, I'm sure you've been very busy- I mean, you're the basketball captain, the student council president, and you even find time to advise the volleyball club. I could never do all that."
"Don't be so modest, Aominecchi. You learned how to play the trumpet and the saxophone. That can't have been easy."
"You're not exactly horrible yourself, Kise. You learned piano and how to milk a cow."
"Midochin is good, too. He's an esper, a butler, and a shojo manga editor."
"Atsushi is impressive as well. You're a pretty good swimmer, you also play the piano, and you're the youngest member of the Shinsengumi."
"Okay, Akashi, you win. Now will you finally explain why you make us play this stupid game?"
"It's simple, Daiki. It gives us something to aspire to. We may be considered top-level in basketball, but I, for one, will not rest until I've achieved more. And what makes you think I would ever advise the volleyball club?"
"Yeah! And why would I ever want to milk a cow? That's so gross!"
"I would never become a butler! And espers aren't real, so I can't aspire to that."
"The Shinsengumi hasn't been active since 1869. I don't think Akachin knows what can and can't be done."
"This game is still stupid. But whatever, I still remember the bet we made. Can I go now?"
"I guess. But I have to wonder if you really do remember."
Ugh. Voice actor jokes. Akashi being a volleyball club advisor is Haikyuu!, Aomine playing trumpet and Kise playing piano is Kids on the Slope (Sakamichi no Apollon), Aomine on sax and Murasakibara on piano is Utapri, Kise milking a cow is Silver Spoon (Gin no Saji), Midorima as an esper is Haruhi Suzumiya, him as a butler is Black Butler, and him as a shojo manga editor is Gekkan Shojo Nozaki-kun. Murasakibara as a swimmer is Free!, and him being in the Shinsengumi is Gintama.
Next time, we have Riko and Izuki. Then it's Kuroko and Akashi, and after that it's Hyuga and Sakurai.
Thanks for reading!
~Aurora