Oh my god guys. I'm so fucking sorry I've made you wait so long.

im so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so SORRY!!!! :'(

But guess what?

I started school :'( {I know, school started like 4 months ago but I've been super busy}

High School, as usual, sucks ass.

Anyways, I'm really sorry but I have NO time to write these days.

Please enjoy this chapter, hehehehe. (poor e- Never mind! I don't want to ruin it for you! although surprisingly, everyone knew what was gonna happen in this chapter!!!! I guess I'm getting really predictable. XDDD

Love you guys and sorry once again.

1 more thing. Just so we're clear. ATC will continue. I'm not stopping! I love writing for u guys so I'm gonna keep writing.

Edward's P.O.V.

"Bella, I fucking swear, if I fall in this fucking pudding pool I will strangle you!!!!!!!"

I laughed.

Emmett was hanging on top of the pudding pool and Bella was standing next to the doctor, waiting to hear what she would have to do.

She looked at me for a split-second and gave me a wink.

"I saw that!!! What the fuck!!! What the hell was that wink for!!!?? I saw that!!!" Emmett continued on with his hysterics.

Behind me, was Jasper, who was still shooting deadly glances at the doctor whenever he could, Alice, who was giggling everytime Emmett had an outburst, Esme, who was always nervous, and Carlisle, with a tight smile on his face.

"Ok Bella. Your challenge will be to name the following food items. It sounds easy, but not all foods are common."

"Now remember, Emmett can help you, but the answer must come out of your mouth in order for me to count it right, understood?"

Bella smiled and nodded.

Meanwhile, Emmett was flapping his legs and arms like a crazy man.

"Dammit!!!!! My ass fucking itches!!!!!!" he yelled, continuing to kick the air with his feet and trying to reach his butt with his hands.

I laughed at my goofball of a brother, and Alice giggled behind me.

"I'm sorry Emmett. There is nothing we can do about the irritations in your butt. If you want to scratch it, I suggest you complete this challenge fast."

Even Jasper, who was still mad, exploded in laughter. I grabbed my stomach tightly. It seemed like my laughter never died.

"It's not funny!!! You come up here with your ass itching!!" Emmett yelled.

After everybody had composed themselves, the doctor began the challenge.

"Ok Bella. I'm gonna project the images on this wall behind me. Ready?"

Bella nodded.

"You have 60 seconds. Go!"

A picture of escargot illuminated on the wall.

"Um.....let's see......Hmm......I don't," Bella was acting like a dumb blonde looking at the screen.

She shifted feet and raised her hand up to her chin, pretending to think.

"Is it......sushi?"

"Bella what the hell!!!?? How the hell can that be sushi!!!!??? Are you fucking ass retarded??!!!! I don't know what that is, but I know it's not fucking sushi!!!!!"

I would have laughed but I controlled myself.

I could see the doctor look at Bella with a weird expression.

"No Bella.....it's not sushi...."

"Darn it." My beautiful wife stated, with a swing of her arm.

A yell from Emmett. 50 seconds left.

"Ok, you have 5 remaining images and you have to answer 3 correct in order for Emmett to make it out."

Bella nodded in response.

A picture of a platter of cooked veal came up.

"That's filet mignon or some sort of steak!" My idiotic brother yelled. I was embarrassed to be related to him. I could imagine how Carlisle, a famous doctor, feels.

"Ok Em! Um.. I'm gonna go with filet mignon doctor." Bella stated. I noticed she was a brilliant actor. At least at acting dumb she was.

"No Bella. I'm sorry. That is incorrect. The image is that of a veal."

"Curses!" Bella snapped. A little too fake.

It immediately blew her cover.

Emmett wrinkled his brow, deep in thought, and finally realized what was happening.

"Bella!!!! You sneaky little back-stabber!!!!! Your losing on fucking purpose!!!!!" Emmett screamed, rage all over his face.

"Whoa, Emmett. Calm down," said, Carlisle.

"I'm sure Bella is trying her hardest, right Bella?" Carlisle stated. By the way he said it, I immediately knew he was in on our trick.

"Okay then. Emmett, I'm sure Bella is having a hard time answering if your always screaming," the doctor said.

"You better fucking stop and start answering correctly!!!!!" he shouted.

He then mumbled some other things, flicked Bella off at least 6 times, but then kept his anger to himself.

"15 seconds left!" the doctor shouted out.

Wow, time went by fast.

By this time, Emmett was very close to the pudding pool.

Then it came to me, I think it came to all of us at the same time, except of course Emmett.

Before Bella had answered the last question, the doctor had told her that she had to answer the last three for Emmett to be saved. Since she answered wrong, it meant that Emmett had already lost. He was plunging into the pool, no matter what.

Everybody laughed and giggled, including Carlisle and Esme. Bella was having laughing attacks. We were all waiting for Emmett to understand.

"Um...Emmett, I don't really know how to say this," the doctor said, not being able to resist a smile.

Em fell closer to the pool, feet a few inches above.

Em's face was full of confusion.

"Why aren't you putting the food pictures!!!??" he screamed.

"and why is everyone laughing!!???"

"Em, you lost. Bella had to get three right, she didn't answer any right and she has two more, meaning, you lose either way."

Before his could scream his guts out, he feel into the pool with a ploop.

The events that followed after he got out of the pool were a combination of chaos, rage, anger, laughter, and riot.

~ -

We were in Carlisle's car, riding back home.

After the choas that Emmett unleashed, the doctor restrained him in this little room, then Alice and Carlisle were paired, followed by me and Esme.

To the doctor's content, we all passed the group challenges, which angered Emmett even more because he was the only one going home full of sticky pudding.

Emmett behaved well in the car ride home, except for the fact that he tried to punch Bella in the face a few times. He missed every punch.

"So kids, what did we learn today?" asked Esme.

"That Bella's a fucking traitor." said Emmett.

"That I know the Barbie Girl lyrics by heart."

"That we can work together and accomplish anything in life." said Carlisle, before anyone else could say anything.

"Exactly." replied Esme, looking at all of us with the 'did you hear that' expression.

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