Lily: Are you sure about the title for this chapter?

Of course. Why? What's wrong with it?

Lily: Lets just say that if Laura was here, she would misinterpret the title.

Good thing she's not...wait a second, Your Laura in disguise! She is the only one who will ever think like that! Get back into the story and out of uhh here!

Lily: Don't be rediculous! I was only implying that-

Then your Katana!

Lily: NO!

...Zoe?

Lily: I am none of those things you stupid onna baka!! I can't believe you are comparing me to those foolish, yet entertaining, teenagers!

You know what? Your right... you must be one of those characters that I don't own! You called me a baka...not to mention onna...sooo that means you must be..-starts mumbling nonsence- VEGETA!!

Lily: ARGH!!! -runs off in frustration-


Zoe's POV

I start to stretch out. 'Two if em. This shouldn't be too hard. Chibi Vegeta took on five without breaking a sweat! Hmm... I wonder...' I walk in the middle of the room and wait.

A crackled voice is heard above my head. "Are you ready?"

I crouch down and cross my arms. Two small doors open on both sides of me. Two green siabamen walk out. With a cackled laugh, they lunge at me. I thrust my arms out and create an energy aura around me. The blast throws both creatures into the wall. I shoot an energy beam, killing them. I snap out of whatever trance I was in and gasp. I land on my knees, horrified at what I just did. 'Note to self: Never mimic chibi Vegeta ever again.'

The voice crackles in, "Congrats. You are now a soldier!"

The door opens and I am led out by four soldiers.

Laura's POV

"What do you think she meant?" Katana asks.

"Beats me. All I know is that I don't have to worry. I am not the hugging type." I wave at Katana as I enter a room. I look around. "What is it with the dim lights? Not that I'm complaining."

A voice cackles above my head, "Are you ready?"

I shout,"Hell yeah! Bring em out!"

Two puke green things come out.

"You things are saibamen? You look more like mutated mutant vegetables!" I point and laugh at them, ticking them off.

They linge at me. I manage to dodge them. I grab one and throw it at the other one. They land in a heap. I turn around and vive a victory symbol, shouting, "Victory for Laura!"

Or so I thought. Something wraps around me. My eyes widen. 'It's hugging me! Worse, its trying to rape me!" I ram my back into the wall, hard. I feel it's grip loosen and I grab it's leg, or arm, and fling it across the room. I charge after it and beat the crap out of it. Purple liquid flies everywhere. (A/N: I don't know what saibamen blood looks like so I am making it purple.)

The annoying voice interrupts my sadistic mood, "Congrats. You are now-" I throw the bloody, dead mutant into the speaker, causing an explosion. I lunge at the other one and start punching the corpse.

It took four soldiers to drag me out. They will probably go to the medical wing after this...

Katana's POV

I walk in the room, wringing my hands nervously. I jump when I hear a cackeing voice ask, "Are you ready?"

"No." The voice ignores me as two slots open out came two creepy things. They lunge at me. I duck and run, unaware that they ran into each other, one of them getting knocked out. I lean against the door watching the cratures. I cringe when I see one of them get up, shaking it's head. It sees me and starts to approach me. I run away, screaming. Not seeing where I was running, I trip over the other saibaman. I twist on my back and see the other one diving at me. I throw up my hands and shout, "Stop!!" I squeeze my eyes shut, blinded by a bright light. After the light fades, I open my eyes and look around. I only see one saibaman, the unconscious one. I look at my hands and get a surprise. A yellow, beautiful ball is glowing in my hand.

'It looks like Mr. Vegeta's except his was blue!'

I glance at the saibaman, paint the ball at it and realease the ball. A small explosion, and puff of smoke, later it too vanished.

'Am I a magician?'

I jump again when the voice speaks. "Congrats! Your are now a soldier!"

Two battered soldier come in and rudely push me out.

Normal POV

The girls are happy to see that none of them got hurt. The reunion is short, however. A soldier walks in and demands that they bow down. They didn't as Freiza comes floating in that weird hovercraft...thing. He walks up to them with a disapproving look. Zoe relizes the danger they are in first and bows down before Frieza.

"At least one of you have come to relize my supiriority." Frieza points a finger at the other girls. Zoe relizes what he is planning on doing. 'He is going to Death Beam them!' She quickly sticks both feet out and trips her friends, causing them to fall flat on their face.

Frieza chuckles, "That's better." He walks off.

"Before you guys start plotting revenge against me, let me just say this. I just saved your lives." Zoe explaines the infamous Death Beam to them as they head back to the medical wing.

"What a bitch!" Laura spats. The other two look around to make sure no one else heard that.

"Um, ladies? Now that we are soldiers and fully healed, where are we going to stay?"

Zoe freezes. Laura takes one look at her and says, "I take it you don't know."

Zoe hesitates, "I have a suggestion, but first we have to run it by Frieza and I don't think any of us or them will like the idea."

"Who is it?" "Who will we be rooming with?"

"The sayjins," I mumble before taking off to the medical wing, Laura in hot pursuit screaming vulgar language at me.


Another challenge is passed! Now for the next challenge!

The girls get a tour of the place more than they wanted to.

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