The Adventures of Mary-Sue etc etc etc
By Cassie (Stankannica) and Kristen (Stensen)

This would be.. chapter 11. XD And it sucks a lot of ass.
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Galadriel peered at Mary-Sue in her confusion, then turned to the fellowship. "She's the reason Gandy didn't "fall into shadow", correct?" she said irritably.
"That's about the size of it," said Aragorn, who suddenly clung to Galadriel screaming "MAKE HER STOP!!!!", for Mary-Sue was once again touching Aragorn in his "special areas". Legolas, being the airhead he is in this 'fic, just stared around Lothlorien. Gimli looked crest fallen.

Galadriel sighed and snapped her fingers at the elves who were singing a song about the "dead" Gandalf.. who.. wasn't dead. "False alarm, people, he didn't shuffle off this mortal coil yet!", she said, and it was replied with a resounding "Dammit, we practiced for nothing!".

So they did stuff in Lothlorien and it was fun. If you think seeing elven women turn green and scarey when hobbits use her bird bath -

Galadriel: MIRROR!!!! ::hiss::

- Yes, mirror, as a sink. It wasn't the offering of the ring that made her all scarey, it was that. Damn hobbits and their dirtyness.

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This was particularly painful to write. XD