One day when Nick the Bit and beter were playing CSGO. It was fun and enjoyable now that Kerg wasn't singing so loudly anymore. She was on vacation, and we were glad to get a break from her. All of a sudden, she came bursting through the roof. Beter nearly had a heart attack and Nick The Bit screamed "WHAT THE FUCK?". Kerg yelled "YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE? HA! YOU FUCKERS, I WON'T EVER LEAVE AHAHAHAHHA!". Then Kerg started to scream the lyrics to Bubble and Doki Doki Forever.
A few minutes later, Nick the Bit got tired of her yelling and pulled out a desert eagle. He then proceeded to (try to) shoot Kerg. Nick the bit misses every single shot because Kerg has hot ass dodging skills because Kerg is kerg.
Then Monika kicked open the door with a copy of Minecraft Pocket Edition HD. Beter and Nick the Bit both started to mourn for their existence and proceeded to jump off the roof. BUT IT WAS A TRICK THEY HAD PARACHUTES. Beter and Nick the Bit spent 4 hours without Kerg that day. The End.