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Okay, I'm going to complete this story... by next year... if I can. I'm planning about... twenty four chapters... I dunno, I like long stories. It's not like anyone wants it to end at five chappies!

Summary:

I SUCK. I get my favourite shirt stuck on a needle in a cave, I get a V.I.P. seat in a huge fight, I get my butt saved by a younger girl, and an s-ranked missing nin wants to add me to his, 'Collection', AND I forgot to feed my cat!!! SasorixOC

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Chapter 11: MI III

I was currently hiding under a table in the living room, watching as this dude, Hidan, watched a movie about some guy named, 'Jashin-sama'. He chanted the lyrics and was stabbing himself with this weird spear. I smirked. Wow, a show at the Akatsuki HQ, how could it get any better?? IT COULDN'T. I was stuck here until this idiot stopped ranting this stuff about Jashin-sama!! Sasori burst into the room, carrying Rika. He turned to the Hidan and glared.

"Have you seen my puppet??" he growled. Hidan glared.

"I didn't see any of your fucking toys, puppet bitch." he snarled. Sasori threw a book at his head and began to look around. Aww, shit!! I crawled out from under the table with lightning speed and dashed toward another room. I happened to dash into Deidara's room. He was glaring at this masked dude and holding a broken clay statue and a dollar. The masked dude glared at Deidara with those white eyes. Oh, yeah, this masked dude had a weird hat and a mask that covered half his face. He continued to glare at Deidara.

"Give me that dollar..." he hissed. Deidara glared.

"You broke my statue, yeah!" Deidara shot back. He backed up into a table and put the statue down. He took a lighter, lit it, and held it to the dollar. The masked dude glared.

"You wouldn't...!" he hissed. Deidara smirked.

"Oh, yeah... I would, yeah! And I'd enjoy every minute of it!" Deidara stuck his tounge out. I was hiding behind a door, by the way. The masked dude dove toward Deidara, who dodged.

"Easy, Kakuzu, yeah. It's just a dollar, yeah!" Deidara said to the Kakuzu. Kakuzo glared.

"No, it's MY dollar. Give it back or I'll kill you!" he made another dive toward Deidara, who dodged again. I stiffled laughter. This was seriously getting pathetic. I wonder if they have video games here? For the moment, I almost forgot about Sasori. Sasori had burst into the room, not noticing I was behind the door.

"Kakuzu, Deidara! Have you seen my puppet?!" he growled. Deidara smirked.

"The girl? Nah, she ain't here, Sasori-danna, yeah!" he said, burning the dollar. The last thing I saw before I left was a screaming Kakuzu. Now, for that milk...

I ran into the next door. Inside... was... WEASEL MAN! I hid under a table and watched. What was he doing?? Itachi was facing the T.V, playing... omg, he was playing a VIDEO GAME!! Hahahaha! He's playing ghost recon... geez, he kicks ass!! Unlike some idiots, this guy actually looks scary playing video games! He was giving the T.V scary glares and kicking ass. He got way farther than I ever did! I was about to watch more, to see if I could get any cheats, but, Sasori burst into the room, again, demanding where I was.

"Itachi-san." he said calmly, "Where is my puppet."

Itachi didn't even look at him, "Sasori-san, I have not seen your toy."

I smirked as Sasori left the room. I decided to leave, too. I ran into another room, hoping that it was the kitchen. NO, it was not the kitchen. No, in fact, it was a room filled with plants... venus fly traps in particular. I carefully avoided them, imitating some moves that Tom Cruise used in MI III! Yeah, I could totally star in that movie! There was also this giant venus fly trap... that was dressed in an Akatsuki cloak??? Oh, shit. It opened, to reveal a man that was half white, half black. Shit, was this the grim reaper for plants??! I rolled underneath the table, making a cool pose. The venus guy didn't notice me take cover and began to talk to the plants.

"Hello... how are you? Yeah, how are you?" oh, shit. This guy... had two friggin voices! I began to look for a weapon. The dude kept on talking to himself.

"I'm fine, Yeah, I'm fine, too." he said to himself, again, "How was your day, Zetsu? My day was fine."

I found a chainsaw and began to walk toward the venus fly traps' back. Just as I was about to kill him, he dissapeared and reapeared at my right.

"You look good, human, yeah, can I eat you?" he asked me. I narrowed my eyes. So, he was a cannibal? Huh, who knew?

"Oh, yeah? You like eating humans?" I taunted. I backed up as he advanced me. I smirked.

"You look even better, now... I agree..." he slurred, licking his lips. I smiled and started my chainsaw. Once I did, he began to back up, "Watch where you're going! Yeah!"

I smirked, "Well... you like you eat humans, right, plant? Well... guess what humans like to eat?!" I asked. He stayed silent. "Beep!! Wrong answer! Humans LOVE..."

I tried to hit him, but he dodged, "SALAD!!! BRING ON THE MAIN COURSE!" I shouted.

He dissapeared into the ground. I smirked and threw the chainsaw out the window before continuing my search for the kitchen. I found this door at the end of the hall. I opened it eagerly to find... SHELVES of nailpolish! All the colours were here, you name it! I gaped at the room.

"Miss, do you need help? Tobi will help you! I'ma good boy!" chirped a voice. I turned around to find an orange, swirly faced masked man in a black cloak. I smiled.

"I'ma get-get-get-get you drunk and off my hump." I muttered. He cocked his head.

"What does that mean, miss? You want a manicure?" he asked. I glared, my eyebrow twitching.

"...no..." I said. He nodded and ushered me into a chair. I sat down and he sat down in the chair in front of me, cross legged.

"How may Tobi help you?" he asked. I smiled. I could use this 'Good Boy' to my advantage.

"Can you get me a baby bottle filled with warm milk?" I asked. Tobi nodded.

"I'ma good boy! Tobi will be back in a jiffy!" he said. He scurried out of the room. My smile dissapeared and I snooped around. Underneath the shelves of nail polish, Tobi had put masks like his there, along with more black cloaks. I smirked. I could play dress up! I put on a mask and a cloak and stood in front of a full length mirror.

I looked exacly like Tobi... except... for the hair... okay. I pulled up the hood. NOW I looked like Tobi! Only with the hood up! I smirked as I peered at my reflection from the one eyehole in Tobi's orange mask.

"I'ma good boy!" I mimicked. I danced around. I was really enjoying this, ne? I didn't notice someone else was in the room until they cleared their throat. I whirled around to come face to face with... omg... SASORI. He sat in the chair that I was sitting in earlier and glared at me.

"Tobi. Have you seen my puppet?" asked Sasori. Shit, now I had to act like the good boy!!! I shook my head.

"Tobi is a good boy!" I said, trying to sound like Tobi. Sasori glared at me for a few minutes before plucking a deep purple off the shelf. I almost laughed, but I had to be TOBI. I sat down in Tobis chair and took the colour from Sasori quietly. I was about to pull up my sleeves to open the bottle when I realized that I wasn't wearing any gloves. I still had my girly hands! Sasori would KNOW that it was me! I quickly shot out of my chair and ran over to the shelf of nail polish and looked underneath it. There were gloves! I put them on quickly before sitting back in the chair in front of Sasori.

"Sorry, Tobi had to get something!" I said in a Tobi-like voice. Sasori raised his perfect eyebrow before nodding. I took his hands and began to scrub of his hail polish with remover. I don't really know all that much about nail painting. I'm just doing all the stuff I could remember from when my mom made me get a manicure for my sixteenth birthday party. Of course, I had no idea what the hell I was doing. As soon as there was no sign of nail polish on Sasori's finger nails, I began to paint them with the deep purple that he had picked out. Just as I was done the second coat, there was a knock at the door. Shit, that had to be Tobi!

I rushed over to the door, pulled it open, and stepped outside so that Sasori wouldn't see the two Tobis. Sure enough, Tobi was out there. I closed the door behind me. Tobi held out a baby bottle with warm milk inside. Then, he asked me, "Why does lady look like Tobi?"

I took off the mask, "Tobi! I'm going to use this as a disguise! Don't tell anyone, okay?"

I put the mask back on and Tobi nodded before putting the bottle in my hands and walking past me into the nail polish room. What a good boy!! Just kidding. I ran through the hallways and quickly ran into Sasori's room. I took off the costume and looked around for... why is Rika in a basket? I walked over to the armchair, where a hand-made basket was. Rika was inside of the hand-made basket and was sleeping peacefully. I smiled and leaned down to give her a quick peck on the cheek before jumping onto the queen sized bed. It's so soft!! I snuggled up on the bed, looking forward to a nice... long... nap...

It'll be my reward for surviving in MI III... GOOD NIGHT! Actually, it's only the afternoon... ah, well!

Next Chapter: Dreamscape

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Why do they call it dreamscapes? Oh, well. The point is, that... I have all these dreams and... Sasori. I... how come I think that I'll be able to understand Sasori? How come I understand these dreams that I'm having? Are they real?

Does the next chapter sound boring? Yokomo's going to have a bunch of dreams...

I know that my chapters are sucking right now... sorry...