Nervously, Clint slowly approached Hulk. He seemed bigger than usual. "Okay big guy, remember the plan?"
Hulk grunted and nodded his head. "Hulk remember. Hulk help get revenge for star stickers."
The nervousness slipped away as a smile spread across Clint's face. "Excellent."
"Where is it, where is it, where is it..." Tony looked under his desk, in all the draws, moving papers, tools and gadgets to the side in search of his lost phone. "I just had to put the thing on silent," he grumbled. He'd lost it at the worst possible time too, just when he was about to beat his high score on Candy Crush. Why did it take so long for the lives to re-load? Tony was to the point in his search where you look in places you've already looked several times.
"Um, Tony? I think we may have a problem." Clint interrupted.
"Not now, Barton. Have you seen my-"
The billionaire was cut off at Hulk roaring and the sound of glass shattering. Clint cringed.
Tony's eyes cut to the archer. "What did you do?!"
Clint rubbed the back of his neck. "I may or may not have beaten Bruce at Monopoly. But it's not my fault that he landed on Boardwalk and I had a hotel."
"HULK NO PAY TAXES. HULK SMASH PUNY BOARD GAME."
Iron Man bolted to the sound of Hulk's rampage before he completely leveled the tower, but when he got there he was met with a strange sight. The Hulk was sitting on what was left of a demolished couch, gingerly playing with something in his ginormous green hand.
"Hey there buddy, what do you say we calm down some, eh?" Tony offered quietly.
Hulk looked up and glared at Clint who ducked behind Tony. "Stupid bird man take all Hulk's money."
"It's just a game-"
The god of thunder ran into the room. "Ah! The gargantuan green giant awakens!" Thor proclaimed and summoned Mjolnir.
"Thor," Tony cautioned "now's not the time to-"
Thor ignored him as usual. "Come, let us continue our battle to see which of us is truly stronger!"
Hulk stood up and busted a lighting fixture. "HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS!"
With a mighty battle cry, Thor charged and swung his trusty hammer, but Hulk simply made a fist and punched him out a window. Hulk jumped out after him, but not before he hand the thing he was holding to Tony. It was his phone. "Hulk beat high score on candy game."
As Hulk leaped out after the Asgardian, Tony looked at his phone in disbelief. It couldn't be.
It was.
He fell to his knees and yelled in anguish in a Luke Skywalker type fashion. "NOOOOOO!"
A/N: And now Bruce gets revenge for the sticker incident.
I apologize if my Candy Crush terminology isn't 100% correct. I've never played it...