I skipped around in circles singing.
When suddenly...

A METOR CAME CRASHING DOWN TO EARTH AND LANDED IN MY PANTS!

"JASPER! STOP THINKING SO LOUD!!" Edward yelled up the stairs.
"Sorry!" I said.
"And a metor in your pants? Whats wrong with you?"
"I dunno! Maybe it's the fact that Alice is making me wear this DRESS!" I said, giving her a dirty look as she tied the ribbons in the back.
"Oh It's not THAT bad!" She said.
Thats what you think!
"Yeah I know Jazz! You should've seen the dress she tried to get on me!" Edward said, I heard him laughing at my thoughts.
"Whats so funny?" Alice asked.
"Nothing" Edward and I said toghether.
"EDWARD GET UP HERE AND EXPLAIN!" Screamed Alice.
"Nah! I think I'll go see Bella" Then there was a slam. Which was no doubt Edward's car door.
Alice muttered angrily.
"Why are you putting me in a dress anyways?"
"Because you need to be pretty!"
"I am pretty!"
"Nonsense! You shouldve seen yourself before I came along!"
"You implying something?"
"Maybe..." Then she stopped, "Finished!"
I looked in the mirror. It was a frilly pink dress that a princess would wear. It was puffy and full of bows and ribbons and buttons.
"ALICE! YOURE DEAD!" I screamed, turning around. There was a small breeze and a soft laugh as she whized past me.
I followed her down the steps and tackled her.
We flew on to the couch.

Esme walked in and her jaw dropped, "WHEN DID YOU START CROSS DRESSING!?" She screamed.
"It's not what it looks like! Alice dressed me!" I said quickly.
Esme looked at Alice and frowned, "Did you?"
"No! He went and stole it! And I ran down here to tell you and he tackled me!" She lied.
"NO I DID NOT!"
"JASPER WHITLOCK CULLEN! YOU ARE GROUNDED! YOU DO NOT STEAL WOMENS CLOTHES! LET ALONE ALICE'S DRESSES!" She screamed at me, storming up stairs.
Alice stuck her tongue out and slide out from underneath me.
"You're so dead!" I hissed as she skipped away.
"AND WE WILL HAVE NONE OF THAT TALK EITHER YOUNG MAN!" Esme screeched down the steps.
Emmett walked into the living room wondering about the noise I bet. His confusion suddenly stopped when he saw me.
"OHMYGOD! YOU'RE WEARING A DRESS!" He shouted before cracking up. He fell on the floor laughing as I stormed past the t.v and gave him a good kick before stomping up to my room to plan murdering Alice.
"That won't work" Alice said softly appearing in the doorway, grinning evily. Her arms were behind her back.
"What do you have behind your back?" I asked her suspiciously.
"Oh nothing..." She said, "Just a pretty crown for a pretty princess such as yourself!" She pulled out a plastic pink crown.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD!" I screamed, lunging at her.
"WAIT! YOU MIGHT BREAK THE HEELS!" She screamed, running off.
The heels!?
Then I tripped over a box.
No doubt she dropped it for a fast get away.

Esme stormed into the hallway, "YOU ARE GROUNDED TO THE HOUSE FOR THE NEXT TEN WEEKS!" She screeched.
Then she walked off muttering about teens and recklessness and messes.

Damn Alice.