Ask Naruto

Me: If I owned Naruto would I be on a sugar rush right now? Well I probably would but the point is I don't own Naruto.

Kasumi: "We have a bunch of questions to answer"

Everyone: "Damn"

Kasumi: -reads letter-

THANKS FOR POSTING MY QUESTIONS! Kasumi & Neji sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g... Goes on with chant/song thingie

Kasumi: "You sure it's not in a bed?" ;)

Kakashi: O.O "You mean..?"

Kasumi: "Nah.I'm just pulling your leg."

Kakashi: "Oh."

Kasumi: "Next!"-reads letter-

kasumi:can you tell kingman 186 that he's right!barney lang is worse!but isn't thomas the small locomotive land worse too?
sakura:i agree with the others.you are a bitch.i would change my mind MAYBE i you give up on sas-GAY.you already kow that he's gay.why don't you believe it?
kasumi:do oyu have a franatix account?i know it's in german bt do you have?
naruto:why do you have a childish frog wallet?
i feel to ignored to ask more questions today.you all have a lil bit luck

Kasumi: "Well kingman 186 she has a point. Sakura! Question!"

Neji: "You're getting lazy Kasumi."

Kasumi: "You're right"

Sakura: "Sasuke isn't gay!!!!!"

Kasumi: "He admitted it in chapter 5!Bimbo"

Sakura: "Really?"-checks chapter 5- "HOLY SHIT!!!!!HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'll give up on Sasuke"

Kasumi: "Damn.It was funny"

Kasumi:-reads letter- "No.Naruto!Question!!!"

Naruto: "I have it because it's cute!"

Kasumi: "Agreed.Next letter!"-reads letter-

Hey! I got a few questions...

Sakura&Ino: Please, just get outta my face!! I hate you in even my stories!!
Haku: You're so cool! I love you!
Everyone: What's your favorite junk food?? Ask everyine BUT Sakura-forehead and Ino-bitch!!
Kakashi: What's your favorite book in the Icha Icha series?
Sasori: You rock so hard! (You're on my Top 5 list!)Everyone: Do all of you hate sakura-forehead and Ino-bitch as much as I do?? (Trust me, I really hate them!)
That's it!! See ya!!

Kasumi: "Ha ha! This person is funny!"

Everyone else but Sakura and Ino: "Agreed"

Haku: -reads letter- "Awesome.I never knew I had fans!"

Kasumi: "Well you do. Time to answer the question. For me anything with sugar in it"

Naruto: "Candy ramen!"

Everyone else: -huge-ass sweatdrop-

Sasgay: "CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!"

Haku/Zabuza: "CUPCAKES!"

Akatsuki: "CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Team 8: "PIE!!!!"

Team Gai: "ICE CREAM!!"

Shika: "Too Troublesome"

Choji: "ALL OF THEM!!!!"

Senseis: "CHOCOLATE!!!"

Gaara: "COOKIES!!!!!"

Temari: "Cake"

Kanky: "Cake"

Kasumi: "Kakashi!Question!!"

Kakashi: "All of them"

Sasori: "Thanks!!"

Kasumi: "On a scale of one to ten of how much I hate them it's an infinity!"

Everyone else but Ino & Sakura: "Agreed"

Kasumi: "Thank you Uchiha Nara for the question. Thank you everyone else for the questions. I think Neji's hair is very purdy"

Kisame: "We know"

Orochi: "R&R"

Kasumi: "A TELLYTUBBIE!!!!!DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-kills Orochi-"Oh. That's Orochi."

Orochi:-comes back to life- "No shit Sherlock!"

-Sherlock Holmes comes in-

Sherlock: "What shit?"(a/n I've been dying to do that!)

Kasumi: "Never mind. Go back to nineteen century England"

-Sherlock goes back to nineteenth century England-

Orochi's bitch: "Send in questions"

Kasumi: "I need someone to call me a bitch. Sasgay hasn't called me a bitch!"

Meatball Head: "You're a bitch!"

Kasumi: "Damn straight! Rock on biatches!"