"Lexaeus, I'm bored."
"I don't care."
"But I'm bored. Shouldn't that concern you?"
"As long as you don't do anything that will get you or me in trouble, then I'm good." The strong, Silent Hero said in a mutter while we both walked down the Twilight's View.
Lexaeus did not trust me in any way possible to not destroy his room, so he decided that a walk around the Castle would tire me out. Unfortunately, it just made me more bored and embarrassed that he was walking me around on one of those baby leashes.
Yes, the baby leashes that have a backpack with a stuff frog or dog attached to it. This one was in the shape of a shadow heartless, and it was alive which made walking around a little interesting.
"Lexaeus, the shadow is slobbering all over my head." I whined while he dragged me on the leash down the stairs.
"Can't you NOT complain for ONE day?" He sighed glaring back at me while I was being dragged around on my back. I looked at him before laughing, "Only if we had some duct tape, then I would be silent for a little while."
He just glared at me before he pulled the leash again, making me fall back and hit my head on the staircase. "Duuude, that was uncalled for..." I groaned while he dragged me the rest of the time with no complaints out of me.
"What are we doing out here?" I asked Lexaeus as I jumped onto a couch in the Grey Area while Lexaeus tugged on my leash, making me fall off of the couch and hit the floor. "Can you behave for at least a minute?" He said a little annoyed while I sat down on the couch in a proper manner before smiling at the Silent Hero, "I'll be good. Can I have a box of crayons?"
He looked at me for a moment before making a dark corridor and pulling out a small box of crayons and papers shoving them into my hands, "Entertain yourself with these. Don't wake me up unless you burn the Castle down." With that said, he turned to his side and slept on the couch.
I looked at the box of crayons in my hands before grinning evilly knowing what I was going to do now.
"NUMBER V! WAKE UP THIS INSTANT!" Xemnas snapped throwing a book at the sleeping Nobody's head making him wake up.
"What happene- HOLY SHIT!" He said looking up to see the walls were covered in drawings made by crayons.
"WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?" Xemnas snapped at the Nobody sitting on the couch before he looked around and felt a chill go down his spine. "Oh noo..." Lexaeus said as he peeked behind the couch before looking at Xemnas, "Sir, have you seen Audri anywhere?"
"Why? Does she have to do with this mess? Who's supposed to be watching her today?" He said before Lexaeus looked around before sighing a little waving his hand up, "I was supposed to be watching her."
"Wait, if you're here SLEEPING ON THE JOB... OH GOD!" Xemnas groaned digging his fingers into his face before glaring down at Lexaeus, "Where could she have gone?"
"Beats me. You got any bright ideas?" He said before Xemnas thought for a moment before snapping his fingers, "I have one idea where she might be..."
"WHAT THE HELL..." Saix started to say as he looked in his room seeing that Audri was drawing on the walls. He was just coming out from the bathroom after taking a shower since he was soaked in blood and heartless essence.
He walked over to where Audri was drawing and growled a little, scaring her a little and making her look back at him. "Oh... H-hello Saix." I squeaked out as he grabbed the front of my shirt and slammed me back into the wall.
"Must I ask WHY you are coloring on my walls?" He snarled a little while I just dropped the crayons on the floor and laughing nervously, "Well... Lexaeus gave me a box of crayons to play with while he took a nap. I drew pictures on all of the paper and I was bored. So, I drew all over the walls in the Grey Area and I was bored again."
Saix glared at me before he shook his head, "What am I going to do with you..."
"Let me go and clean up your walls by yourself?" I said smiling at him before he smirked evilly, pinning my arms to the wall above my head, "Or I can make something interesting for the both of us..."
"Wait... What do you mean by that?" I said blushing a little before he grabbed a hold of my chin looking down at me with a small smirk on his lips, "Oh, you will see..."
"Saix? Are you in?" Xemnas asked as he knocked on the outside of the Berserker's bedroom door.
What makes you think that Audri would be in here?" Lexaeus asked as he stood by his Superior's side as the wait for someone to answer the door.
"Knowing how Audri is around Saix sometimes, she rather push his buttons than mine." He explained as they soon heard crying inside Saix's room. They both looked at each other for a moment before putting their ears against the walls to listen to what was happening on the inside.
"Saix, you know that you don't have to do this." They heard Audri's voice on the other side of the door.
"I know, but this is PAYMENT for you destroying my walls." The Berserker growled before there was a 'slapping' noise on the other side.
"Knock it off, that hurts Saix..." Audri whimpered on the other side as there were thumping noises like something was being rocked around.
"Oh shut up you stupid girl. This will be over with if you stop complaining. Maybe you'd even enjoy this a lot more."
"Enjoy this? How can I enjoy something that's hurting me?" Audri groaned before there was another thumping noise.
"Hey, not like I enjoy doing this... I LOVE the fact that I'm doing this to YOU." Saix said in a taunting tone while they heard Audri crying about something.
"Saix? Can I say something?" Audri said after a moment of silence. They heard Saix groan in annoyance on the other side before answering, "What the FUCK do you want?"
"Well, not to be rude but um... Don't you think that this is a bit TOO big for me?" Audri said in a stuttering tone making the two Nobodies listening on the other side thinking about what the hell these two could be doing.
"Audri, just deal with it. I can't make this stupid thing any SMALLER if you ask." Saix growled as there was another thumping noise against the walls on the other side.
"Saix, stop it! This hurts too much!" Audri whined a little before Xemnas and Lexaeus got up from their positions and slammed the door open with bloody noses, "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN HERE?"
Audri and Saix both looked at the two entering Nobodies in a questioning away.
Audri was tied on the end of Saix's claymore, drenched in water and soap. Saix was holding the claymore up looking a little tired and annoyed from Audri's constant bitching.
"What are YOU two doing?" Audri said as he coughed up a few soap bubbles before Xemnas and Lexaeus looked at each other before looking at them, "Um, checking on Audri to make sure that she wasn't doing anything stupid to piss Saix off?"
"Well, you missed that much earlier Superior. Since Audri won't clean the walls off, I decided that she WILL clean the walls. Even if I had to tie her down to my claymore & scrub her body against the wall to rub off the crayon drawings." Saix explained as he pointed to the blue smudges on the walls.
Audri tried to move her arms out from her binds as she glanced at the two Nobodies curiously, "What did you guys THINK we were doing?"
Xemnas and Lexaeus looked at each other for a moment before they put their sleeves to their bleeding noses, "Don't ask."