Things My Little Brother Asks

by Dana-Eliza

Gaara asks Kankuro and Temari the most embarrassing questions and they need to find the right way to answer them. Crack fic, really short chapters and a very unknowing Gaara. Before Shippuden. Now translated in French - /s/11475622/1/Things-My-Little-Brother-Asks

11. Gaara takes a peek

I am glad the last one was liked as well! This one is just what I would imagine Kankuro to react like to his little brother asking a very weird question...

Thank you for all the reviews and ideas given! You'll see them appear if I manage to think of a way to put them in :)

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'Kankuro?'

'Yes, Gaara. What's wrong now?'

'Well, I was snooping through your room again and…'

'Gaara, what did I tell you about going through my stuff! Don't go in my room when I'm not there. Seriously, you even broke through the lock to get in!'

'… And I found this magazine that has a lot of pictures with naked girls in there…'

'You even looked under the mattress of my bed?! Why the hell would you even lift it up and actually look?! You are such a little creep, Gaara.'

'Why do you have a magazine with naked girls?'

'I am not even going to answer you that. Now get the hell out of my room before I actually throw you out.'

'Tell me why you have such a magazine or I'll sand coffin you.'

'Fine! I masturbate to it and now get the hell out!'

'What's masturbate?'

'Get out!'

Characters © Masashi Kishimoto

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