Disclaimer: I don't own any recognizable names or anything like that...just the strangeness.

I always say THANKS at the end of my stories...time to get it a bit more personalized:

lily and james freak - Yeah, its an interesting idea, but I don't see how this would work out. Perhaps one day I'll make a twisted story like this. But I promised an update on this story!

lollipopprongs- Your penname gives me a dirty thought, yet its fun and bubbly. Sorry this update didn't come so quickly, but I was in mexico for Christmas. Glad you loved the romance.

GlindaFied26 & Baby seal- I'm glad my story makes you happy.

Tash - Oh don't worry, more will be coming your way.

heartsnpokidots - I'm so glad fabulous people like you read and enjoy my stories!

Kitty East - Mwahahaha! Thanks about the author improvement comment. I went back and read the first chapter, and I totally agree with you...I'm so much more fabulous and its thanks to reviewers like you, who guide me!

randommoment - Sorry if this long update time made you have to look back. But on the bright side, my absence from Fanfiction caused me to bring up all my failing grades.

Danlubsme - Thank you! I think you are wonderful as well. The James and Lily love interest is going to go through an interesting and unexpected twist...so be ready for that.

Tonks-Lupin-Teddy - snicker

Those always used to annoy me, but I decided I should be nice and say something to my reviewers. Hope you enjoy future chapters, and continue reviewing.

Chapter Eleven:

"You HAVE to tell us, Amber!" Rebecca had been pestering the poor girl for 15 minutes by now. "How long have we been friends? EIGHT YEARS? Friends that have been friends for that long have to tell their friends about their love lives!"

I, of course, was sitting on my bed, barely taking in the scene before me. I was thinking deep thoughts. I kissed James. Were we a couple? Or were we just having a hook up moment? Love is a confusing endless bliss.

"Alright! I give in! I'll tell you. Well, me and Remus-"

"OH, its Remus and I..." Adair cut in. Where she gots the brains to know this small bit of grammer is beyond my knowing. Adair hasn't really been the brightest of human beings.

"Remus and I were very worried for James and Lily, no doubt about it. And in my freaking out stage Remus said I needed to relax a bit more or I would explode. So, we decided we would go on a walk out on the beach. Well, I was commenting on the beautiful sunset, when he decided he'd be playful and he pulled me into the crushing waves."

"And you took that from him? Next thing you know he's going to be taking your virginity without you having a say in it." said Rebecca, comming out of the bathroom.

"Anyways...I punched him in the arm-"

"Good for you!" Rebecca said, getting super excited.

"Then he...he kissed me. Right then and there in the crushing waves. And...well, we kinda made out. And after a few minutes, I suggested we go back to the house where we saw everyone there, looking at us awkwardly."

"Oh that was so romantic! So you are together then?" Adair asked.

"I'm thinking so! Oh my first real boyfriend!" Amber said, jumping onto the bed, facing me with love in her eyes.

"What about Dave from last year? And Lily, what was up between you and James?" Adair asked, grabbing a hair brush from the bathroom.

Crap, I was caught. "What do you mean?" I asked defensively. Personally, I didn't even know if me and James were really together. I mean, it could have just been one magical kiss. But I don't want to assume something without knowing what his true intensions were.

"Well, lipstick on James. Crinkled clothes. Your hair was and still is a little bit messy." Rebecca listed. I had a choice. If I said we kissed, that might bring it all out of proportions. If I didn't tell, they'd pester me until I told them anyways.

"Sorry, I can't tell you." Gosh I'm stupid.

"Well, we'll just ask you about it tomorrow. And you know we will. But I am all exhausted." Said Rebecca, turning the lights out.

It was a beautiful day at the beach. Well, I was sitting under the umbrella, when James sat down next to me, soaked to the bone. God he has a fine body. He looked like the David in Italy. That statue needs pants.

"James, I just want to know if we are together. Are we? Or was it just a kiss?" God this is entirely awkward. I had to ask him quick because the second I woke up, I was bombarded by questions.

Then there was an awkward silence. I'm pretty sure he was thinking. In my imagination, I saw him frowning, standing up, leaving, and kicking sand in my face. Another part of me wanted him to lean in, kiss me, and say 'of course, I want to be with you forever.'

"Lily, I wouldn't want to be with anyone else. Why do you think I've chased you for 6 years? I love you, Lils. Why must you be so stubborn?"

"Stubborn? Just shut the Hell up and kiss me." I said, wrapping my arms around his neck and kissing him. His hands were wrapped around my waist and I knew we were together. I guess I am a little stubborn. I didn't care that everyone was watching in awe, mouths dropped 20,000 Leagues under the sea. I had no idea what came over me, but I guess after my first kiss, a very bad Lily erupted out.

Or maybe it was good.

I'm so happy.

I typed this while FINALLY putting Harry Potter 7 audio book style on my new iPod Touch!! But, because I heard Mugglecast was ending (WHAT A GREAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT!)
I got really sad, so I decided to make this a happy chapter before all this horrible stuff happens.

Don't worry though... after the horrible parts, a TON of good comes out of it. Seriously, just trust my mad authoring skills.

I want to go to Portus, but its so close to my birthday that I don't want my mom to say its my only birthday gift/party... but I don't know if I can raise that much money. :(

This chapter was a bit short, but I had huge writers block.

SO the usual: thank you SO VERY MUCH for reading my wonderful story. I feel as though I'm getting more serious with each chapter, but there will be MORE humor and there will be MORE love in the other characters.

Au revoir!

allie

DEATHLY HALLOWS FABULOUS QUOTE OF THE CHAPTER :)

"Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students.
"Don't let it worry you," said Ron. "It's me. I'm extremely famous."