I kind of had to change this prompt from bash to Sue-Bashing. Bashing in itself is too broad.
Bash: Character bashing; hating on a character by abusing it in-story, or giving the character decidely OOC and undesireable traits because you dislike him/her.
"Ugh!" Malcolm threw the novel he was reading into the air, ignoring the gasps of horror emitting from his half-siblings.
Annabeth glanced sharply at her half-brother. "What is with you, Malcolm?"
"Too many Mary-Sues!"
Everyone in Cabin Six made some form of displeasure at the mention of Mary-Sues. Mary-Sues and Gary-Stues were the bane of literature. Especially to the children of Athena.
"You know what we should do?" said 14 year-old Jocelyn.
"What?" asked the rest of the cabin.
"We should create a Sue-bashing fic! And then we should protest."
There were chimes of agreement from all over. Most didn't know what a Sue-bashing fic was, but they didn't want to look stupid.
"To the Bat Cave!" Isaac shouted, running towards an adjoining room. The rest of the cabin followed. Annabeth shook her head.
"Isaac, that's the computer lab!"
Chiron picked up a sheet of grey stationary on which a story was written. Copies of this had been floating around camp all afternoon, and there was one nailed onto the door of each cabin. Chiron read the last lines of the story.
…and with that, Alayna Rose Seryna Winter became no more. Good riddance.
-The Athena Cabin (6)
P.S. Join us in our Mary-Sue bashing movement! Meet us outside the Aphrodite cabin.
Chiron looked up to see a mob surrounding the Aphrodite cabin. This could not be good…
"Annabeth!" Chiron approached the said girl. "What in the name of Zeus is going on here?"
"It's a peaceful Sue-bashing march!" Annabeth grinned. "Isn't it great, Chiron?"
"Um, it doesn't look very…peaceful. Why are you holding it at the Aphrodite Cabin?"
"There must be tons of Sue-supporters in there. Athena knows, there must be some Sues in there too."
Chiron sighed. "Isn't a protest against Sues a bit much?"
Annabeth spun around to face the old centaur. "You support Sues?"
"I…what?"
"GET HIM!"
So I'm still trying to figure out how to write the Chaos chapter, but next up will probably be...Alternate Ending!
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