Here's chapter 11! I got really bored (I hate days of morning because I get bored so while I'm still mourning over a little runt that my mother was supposed to have and I was supposed to share a room with in eight months I'm kind of glad because this way Mom didn't die but I was really looking forward to having a baby sibling because I've been begging for a new one for nearly fifteen years!) So yeah, I got very bored and I needed something to get my mind off of things so here's a new chapter!
Also this chapter is dedicated to those three lovely people who reviewed the last chapter even though they didn't have to! I'm going to post one more chapter either later today or tomorrow and then I'll need a TOTOL of TEN REVIEWS for BOTH chapters COMBINED for chapter thirteen to get up!
Warning: Evilish Feng, Cute Puppy Alert, and David enter's! Also there's a hint of something else from Fengs past that is no good at all...
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Feng's P.O.V.
Muahahahahaha! I love you, Sara! I know that I look like a mad woman because that's what the look on Sara's face is telling me I look like. The perfect thing for revenge: find blackmail material when he's asleep! I'll get him back for terrifying me like that! He'll never know what hit him. Though I'm still keeping the knife…
I say goodbye to Sara before I leave to start planning Operation: Sneak into Dante's Room and Find out All Blackmail Eligible Material! By the time I'm through with him he'll be crying for his mommy… Okay that might be just a tad but too evil for me, but I can't help it… He pissed me off just that much by making me feel that vulnerable. I've only felt that vulnerable once and I swore never to feel like that ever again so I'm going to make him pay big time.
I hate feeling vulnerable because it reminds me too much of the time we lived in N.Y. Let's just say some bad things happened there and leave it at that; the guy's in prison and there's a restraining order on him so I don't really have to worry about him coming back. So off I go back to my bedroom to start plotting an evil scheme against Dante and to call Sammy in for back up. I'll ask Dad if she can come here and spend a couple weeks since Isaac has a friend over and I'm feeling lonely…supposedly.
Some people call me insane at times – especially when people tick me off or push me over the edge. This is because I tend to go overboard when it comes to evil revenge plans – also because I have Sammy to help with those evil revenge plans and we make a frighteningly evil team. We once got this bully after he teased Sammy about her dress choice for the fifth grade formal – she wore a floor length dress that'd been her great grandmothers' – and the next day he was framed for driving the principles car up the flagpole. He was expelled and no one ever found out how the car actually ended up on top of the flagpole…Did I mention that Sammy's cousin is very good with tools and he works in a garage? I love Gill; he's the best, best friends' cousin ever.
Now before anybody says that I should be locked up, in my defense I was in FIFTH GRADE for crying out loud! I didn't know any better – okay, I did but that's not the point – and I haven't done anything that extreme in years! Okay, ignore my insane side right now – I'll admit that I'm a tad bit pissed off at Dante so this time it might be even more extreme…
I open my bedroom door and sitting on my bed is the last thing I ever expected… Sitting there in all her amazing glory is my best friend holding a seven month old puppy…yeah, not what I was expecting but who am I to complain since I was about to ask Dad for Sammy to come over anyway and I've always loved animals and this pup might actually help in our plot to embarrass the living daylights out of Dante.
Sammy looks up as I come in a grins at me but as soon as she sees my face – probably with an evil grin on it, and I'll admit that I am also chuckling a teensy bit evilly – she gets this very cautious look on her face and says "What poor, poor person has earned your wrath and for what? And please don't tell me we're putting someone's car on top of a flag pole again. 1) Gill's in America and 2) I really don't want to do that again; it was so boring."
"No, no, this time there's no flagpole involved," I chuckle darkly, still grinning live and evil insane person who probably deserves to be locked up. "Just a tad bit of embarrassing the crap out of two certain people."
Yeah, I might as well add Isaac to the list of people to embarrass the **** out of. It would be too unfair if I didn't add him since he's also a pain in my derriere. Why should I only get my revenge against Dante when it's Isaacs's fault that he's here in the first place?
"So did you ask your Dad for me to come or did he just do it on his own?" she asks me dryly. She knows that she'll have to do the one thing she hates more than criminals…work.
"He did it on his own," I say smiling. And I think loads better of him because of this wonderful gift; I might actually call him Dad in front of everyone at dinner tonight as a thank you gift!
"So are you actually going to call him 'Dad' or is he still 'Richard'?"
"I'll call him 'Dad' every once in a while, now. He gave me something before I even had a chance to ask. Two something's that will help me embarrass the hell out of a certain Russian jerk and a certain brother who I want to strangle. Oh by the way, I think you'll love my little sister; she'll like you too, I'll bet."
"He'll like that. Is the Russian at least cute? Do you want me to murder Isaac; because I'm all for it? I'd love to meet your sister!"
"Good, good," I say, rubbing my hands together. "We'll brainstorm operation: Embarrass the Hell out of the Good for Nothing Males after dinner. We'll call it operation: EHGNM for short."
"As much as I love you, you really need to find better operation names," Sammy says rolling her eyes at me.
I stick my tongue out at her and steal the puppy out of her arms. At closer inspection I see that it's a Siberian-Husky pup with ice blue and very intelligent eyes. Let it be known that I have always loved Siberian-Husky's above all other forms of canines except for wolves because of how closely they relate to wolves – they actually have wolf blood in their veins because they're interbred with wolves – and because of how pretty and intelligent they are.
"Male or female?" I ask cuddling the black and white puppy and cooing at it because it's just so cute I can't help it. Momentarily I forget my anger at a certain two people.
"Female, and she's a genius, she got up on the bed all by herself," Sammy says, also cooing to the adorable puppy. "If she has puppies when she's older, I want first pick of the litter!"
"Definitely," I reply nuzzling the pup who decided that she wanted to lick my face clean of all germs and replace them with her own saliva. "Oh, you're so cute, you're so cute! I want to just eat you up! And that sounded completely uncharacteristic of me…"
"You can say that again," Sammy laughs. "I put her bag of toys that came with her on top of the piano over there, along with her puppy food and dishes and other stuff. Are you going to train her to help with our very evil plots? She could be a good back up if you teach her how to open doors."
"Are you telepathic by any chance?"
"Nope, I just know you too well."
"Very true. Now let's talk about everything we've missed over the last couple weeks. I've missed you quite a bit believe it or not. How've you been and how's everyone else doing?"
"Pretty good; Gill's finally marrying his girlfriend because she's expecting. Mom is still recovering from losing the baby and so is dad but I think that I'm as good as can be in this situation. Remember Markus O'Riley? He asked me to be his girlfriend right after you left and I decked him in the face because his pick up line was 'now that the slut is gone, why don't we get together?' How idiotic is that?"
"Remind me to murder that ass when I get back to Virginia?"
"Always. Oh and Maguire got out of prison."
I froze. He was supposed to be in prison for the next X number of years! "How did he get out?"
"Apparently he's so so sorry for ever doing what he did and that he was drunk and under the influence on numerous other crap and he had a death threat to do that… I say that it's complete bull manure," Sammy snarls.
"Is there still a restraining order and why wasn't I contacted? Wasn't I supposed to be contacted before he was released?"
"There still is a restraining order but you weren't contacted because the local authorities thought that since you were in a foreign country that you were safe enough and didn't need to know which is also a load of…"
"Remind me to have a talk with Mr. Carpino when we get home?"
"You know I will since you can't remember your own reminders ever and need me to remember these things for you."
"You're the best," I grin at her while snuggling my nose into my puppy's neck for comfort.
"Don't I know it," Sammy grins back.
That night after dinner – and after I named my puppy – we bunkered down for the night on my giant bed to start planning our evil plot against the male species. We even managed to convince Sara to join us and she dragged David along – though I'm pretty sure he still hates my guts.
"Why the H did you drag me along," he snapped at Sara.
"Because I needed back up if I was to help them and I didn't want to go into this alone because Feng kind of scares me when she's plotting and talking about this sort of stuff," Sara replied. "You didn't see her when she was talking about the secret passageways and the torture chambers she found."
They both shudder while Sammy and I talk about the torture chambers and the secret passageways in a tiny whisper and plot how we could use them in our plot.
"And besides, I think you'd like Feng a lot once you get to know her better," Sara smiles at him. "I also think Isaac would too if he gets over the whole thing where he thinks that both Feng and Ms. Hua are whores; he can be so bullheaded sometimes that I don't even know how we're related."
"Sara, he's Isaac," David points out. "He adores you to death and he loved our mother quite a bit as well. He also thinks that everything is a personal insult and he has a stick in his rear. Give him two years maybe three so that we can yank the stick out then maybe he'll get to know her."
"I like you," Sammy says throwing her arm around David's neck out of nowhere, completely scaring the piss out of him. "Anyone who can see the obvious about that jerk and state them so bluntly, I like a lot."
"You are almost as insane as both of my sisters, Isaac and Dante combined," he snaps at her.
"And again, who's this Dante person?" Sammy asks trying to get ear wax out of her ears with her pinky. "I didn't get to meet him at dinner…"
"He's the Russian we're plotting against," I say.
"Oh, Isaacs friend? Okay, time to plan another Cold War," Sammy grins evilly. "If he's friends with Isaac then he must be a bad guy!"
"Why do all females have to be so terrifying?"
"Be lucky it's not that time of the month," I grin at him as he turns red.
Thank you for reading chapter eleven, please remember to review, and chapter twelve will either be on leter today or tomorrow after work!
Hope you all liked it,
Sero
P.S. Things should start picking up from here and the husky pup has more of a purpose then just me wishing I had one of my own! Truse me (Sammy also has a much greater purpose, Muahahahaha!)
