Yay chapter 10!!

Katie: it's chapter 11.

Wait… what? It's chapter 11?? Where the fuck was I?

Katie: sleeping in your dog's bed…

But… then… how did I miss… but I'm the author…. I'm confused!!

Katie: You're telling me.

Okay, since I obviously missed chapter 10, let's celebrate chapter 11!! confetti shaped like the #10 fall from sky oook… just kidding, nevermind.

Okay, so being in cages isn't fun— for those who have would know— for others it's like forgetting your own fic's tenth chapter anniversary. Yeah, like I said… not fun. Anyway, since I fell asleep through chapter 10 and missed this fic's 10th anniversary… let's kick off the day with something random. We made up a decision to all the questions that have been asked since chapter one. Let's just go through this so we can get back to the story… ok? Get it. Got it. Good.

Will Skye ever figure out why everyone can read her mind? This question was asked in Chapter 3. The answer is: It was a technical difficulty. Crack— I mean coffee— spilled all over the keyboard.

Will Pein come out alive? What are Maddy's Akatsuki nicknames? These were asked in chapter 5. The answer is: Unfortunately Pein came out alive with a fractured brain so now he can't do math. And Maddy's Akatsuki nicknames— it's Maddy people!! Use your imagination!!

Will Sasori's driving improve? What flavor ice cream will they get? This was asked in chapter 9. And no. Sasori's driving did not improve. He drove over several yellow lines, four cats (which lived for feline lovers), two chickens, and a goat… (but they all lived). And we got chocolate and vanilla swirl ice cream from Stew Leonard's.

Will we ever find a definition for sifyinatterceled?This was apparently asked in Chapter 10…which I missed!! But anyway, this is a very good question… and yes we did!! We finally decided that it means 'Omg you piece of crap, why the hell did this chicken cross the road? And why didn't a goat go instead.' Oh yes. We went there.

And now back to the story…

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Me: whispers psssst! Where did we leave off?

Cameron: whispers back We were locked in cages.

Me: OH YEAH!!

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Cameron: Cages.

Me: Oh. Right.

So, we were locked in cages for some time before some annoying little brunette kid with an abnormally long scarf and goggles on his forehead waltzed into the room. We sighed.

"I'm here to rescue you!" He exclaimed.

"Oh boy. I'm being rescued by a 1st grader," Katie rolled her eyes.

"But wait… we were only in these cages for like 15 minutes… how does this work?" Cameron asked.

"I don't question the logic anymore…" I said simply.

"It's probably because you had that monologue of answering questions…" Mira offered her suggestion.

Cameron and I shrugged.

"Do you want my help or not?" The boy asked again.

"Yes!" All 5 of us answered in unison.

"Okay, but you have to promise not to eat me."

"No guarantees," Maddy wagged a finger.

He stared at her.

"Okay fine. We promise."

"For real?"

She nodded. He looked to the rest of us and we nodded too.

"Okay." One by one he inserted a key into our locks and let us out. We stretched out our muscles, our joints cracking.

"Follow me." The boy said as he led us out the door.

"What the beep" Maddy paused, "Did I just get censored?!"

"I don't know… let me see," I said, "beep Yeah… you did…"

"What the beepbeepbeepbeep OH COME ON!!"

"Well, this is a children's show…" Cameron said.



"But they say beep and beep and beep in the Japanese version and the manga!" Mira said, slightly confused.

Cam shrugged.

"No swearing? What is this world coming to?!" Maddy cried.

"I don't know anymore." I shook my head.

Maddy hung her head the rest of the walk.

"Go out that that door and you're free for now." The boy pointed to an open door.

"Dude, you're a freakin lifesaver!" I cried.

"Oh sure, you can say freakin but you can't say beep"

"Oh leave it Maddy." Katie said.

"Yeah, imagine how Hidan would feel."

"You got a point."

We nodded and dragged her out the door. Cameron stopped in the doorway and we all walked into him, he turned back to face the kid, "Thanks, what's-your-name."

"Konohamaru."

"Riiight… Konohamaru."

He turned on his heels and Sped off. We followed.

Another short chapter, well… sort of… it's kinda late and maybe something interesting will happen next chapter. Plus I just got my finger splint off and my finger hurts like a beep Holy beep it's doing it in the author's note's now too!! beep okay, seriously, whoever came up with censoring is a beep. Ahh beep this. I'm out.