Project alpha BBB: Hey guys. I'm trying to get better at this so bear with me.
Hey check 'How Iron Man 3 should've ended' I think it's hilarious.
Rewritten
Silence. It was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
"What?!" Thor shouted, "How?"
"You think Asgard is the only realm out of all 9 that has the ability to transport to earth?" Menisha snarled.
"He probably did." Loki snickered.
"Hey, don't you start making smart Alec comments."
Loki put his hands in the air, "Hey no, I'm all for the frost giants. Take me with you and we can leave these suckers to rot."
Menisha shook her pitifully. "You see, that's the thing with villains. They always leave their prey, ALIVE!" at that word she threw herself forward at them and they all dove to a side.
Tony, Steve, Thor, and Loki slid one way. While Clint, Hulk, Natasha, and Pepper slid another. Each going over the same battle strategy.
They took cover under a table, "Pepper stay here. The rest, come on." they ran out from under the table joining in with the fight.
"Oh yea," Pepper said sarcastically, "That's how they all get KILLED!" she shouted rolling out from under the table just as a Mini Hulk smashed through it.
"See?!" She shouted, ducking as Clint and Natasha sailed over her head.
She looked around for a different hiding spot and upon finding none she just dodged all the objects and avengers being thrown in her direction.
She turned upon hearing Loki's voice. "Menisha, I am a Frost giant by birth, why don't we work together to defeat the Avengers?"
Menisha eyed him then threw the Teserect towards him, then he slammed it into Tony who was coming up behind him.
Pepper's jaw dropped. "Loki you traitor!"
He turned and upon seeing her he sneered, "I never liked you guys anyways. I just hung out with you so I could turn back to and adult. And how dare you call me a traitor! I am none of the sort."
"What are you talking about?! You tried to kill your dad and Thor. And the Avengers. twice!"
"Well if your going to talk about me-("traitor's you mean." Pepper grumbled)- you should use the word Benedict Arnold."
Pepper frowned, "That's be a lie. Benedict Arnold was a general who betrayed his soldiers or whatever. And you, my not-friend, were and/or had neither."
"Yes I did! And I would do it gladly too! But I can not if I want to turn back to myself." Loki froze as Menisha shot him a glare.
"Run you idiot!" Pepper shouted as Menisha figured out what they had done. The plan had been for Loki to act as though he was switching to Menisha's side so she would hand over the Teserect, she was a lot more trusting then they thought.
Pepper shoved Loki to one side and dove to the ground underneath Menisha's feet.
Menisha growled, turning and grabbing a struggling Pepper by the neck.
Pepper gasped and clawed at her hand. Menisha grinned and squeezed when suddenly Pepper's body started glowing red. Menisha screamed and let go of Pepper who hit the ground with a thump.
Menisha looked at her hand which was steaming. Then at Pepper who was slowing melting to the ground. No one moved as she dropped leaving a whole where she had been before.
"I'll get her!" Tony volunteered, "Keep her busy, Loki toss over the Teserect."
Loki tossed it and Menisha lunged grazing the teserect and knocking it off course as Clint, Natasha, and Bruce grabbed her legs.
Because Menisha hit the Teserect, instead of landing into Tony's hand and jumping heroically into the whole like he was it hit him in the face and he fell backwards into the whole.
Pepper turned out of the way as Tony nearly crushed her.
"Woah, hey, don't touch anything." Tony told her before raking his eyes over her exposed body, Pepper slapped him,
"Don't look you perv!" she shrieked at him as she covered herself up. "Give me your shirt!"
"Oh right." Tony said coming out of his gaze and turning around. He pulled off his shirt and handed it to her, (albeit with his eyes closed).
She snatched it and put it on before saying, "You can look now."
He glanced at her and noticed his shirt was a little to big for her so it was like a dress.
"C'mon." she said grabbing the teserect from the floor and pulling her hair out of the shirt.
"Let's work."
This has got to be the shortest chapter I've written through out the whole story. 785 words not including author's note. But then this is the quickest I've ever updated. Got any advice or anything? Should I do the Avengers kind of battling with Menisha? The reason I have Tony and Pepper because Tony can't fit into his armor write now and Pepper just you know, melted through the ground.
So, any one else on summer vaca.?
