Disclaimer: Twilight nope…. Well you all know how we do this dance. I tell you I don't own it. Then you guys keep repeatedly reading this same line over every time you come back for more of my delicious story. So lets stop this little tango we have going for just this once and keep it moving . Shall we?

Sorry I've taken so long to write. Talk about writers block. I was so blocked, it was almost like being in a rush at the airport, and the security guards stop you at the metal detectors for have a nail file in your purse…. Course that never happened to me. I was speaking figuratively of course. I mean cause who goes to an airport, even in a rush, with a nail file in their purse? And tries o go through metal detectors. Pshhh. that's not me. Even if it was a total accident… he he.

Wont keep you any longer so go ahead. Read on!

Previously...

"Oh, Alice."I said in a sing-song voice. She turned to me. And I notice Jasper begin to panic. The evil me on the inside rejoiced at this.

"yeah, Bella?"

"What do you say we invite the boys to come along? We can cover more ground that way."

She squealed with happiness. And phase one is complete. Try as he may, Jasper can refuse Alice nothiing.

"Thats a great idea Bella. And a wonderful form of revenge. I've taught you well."She said. OMg is the no getting over on Alice. I guess not she's got eyes in the back of her head.

"Come on Jazzy."She said as they got in her car and prepared to follow me home. I laughed at the death glare Jasper sent me, seeing how it seemed so out of place on his usually calm face. I then proceeded to get into my car - thinking I'd be alone- but when I got in, there was Edward sitting in my passenger seat. I hadn't yet thought about it yet. So I just decided to give him the bitch brow all the way to my house. Stupidshiny volvo owner who wrote me a note that I wrote dirty things back to thinking it was Alice.

EPOV

I thought it was hilarious and maybe even a little sexy that Bella thought I influenced her enough to make her a bad girl. Okay, so im lying. It was really sexy. I can see that she likes me, and I like her too but it would be soo much better if we could just say it to each other. Never in my life has a girl made me as flustered as I get when im with her.

But, it's just that she's so different from any girl I've ever dated. But it's also weird cause she's just my type. Always has been, I just never went there with her cause she was sister's best friend and all. I mean I always thought she was attractive, but I don't think she did. She'd cover herself up in bulky clothes and she was so quiet. Never quite silent. But quiet, unless you caught her at times with the girls. Then she was just as chatty as the rest of them.

She has a great sense of humor, even when Em teases her, she just blushes but eventually smiles back at him with love. They were more like brother and sister than even him and Alice. I think he likes the thought of protecting her. Who wouldn't? It's a major ego booster to save a 'Damsel In Distress'. If you could even call Bella that. She doesn't like being saved, or treated like a 'Damsel'. She may be a bit quiet, but never has she been weak. She always stands up for herself in her kitten-like-fury.. It's quite cute if im being honest.

But, never in a million years, never would I have ever thought I would come home to the Bella I came home to. She dresses different, showing off her beautiful body. She's more confident. She lost her braces, and her gorgeous hair that falls in layered luscious waves down her back to her waist. Even though I liked her hair before, it was cute. But her new look is more mature and I can see her extremely beautiful face now in full clarity. She takes my breath away every time I look into her milk chocolate brown eyes. And Im in even more awe of her beauty every time I see her. It's like being hit by a freight train day by day. It never gets old. And why would I want it to?

Today should be interesting. Im not to keen on shopping but for Bella I'll make the sacrafice. Besides Jasper will be there too, not that he volunteered as willingly as I. Bella mischievously roped him into it as some sort of form of revenge it seems. Im kind of scared for myself. I feel like she has something planned for me. But whatever it is I'll meet my doom happily, as long as she's the one giving it.

I thought all this as I hopped in her car. I'd left my car at home today after rushing home this morning. I was so tried I had to get coffee to make up for it. I sat most of the night studying her face and counting her steady breaths. She was it for me. I began to think.

She finally got over the shock of me in her car, and began to drive to her house. She wasn't speaking to me. My guess is that she's still mad about the whole 'Note Situation'. Which should make me feel bad, but I don't. It gave me a chance to see how she feels about me. Not that I knew that she and Alice were discussing me. That was pure luck on my part. I was thoroughly amused.

But I had to get her talking, so I began to hum the most annoying tune in the history of annoying tunes. Alice used to use it on Em and I when we were kids on long car trips to go camping. It was 'get-whatever-you-want' bait. Sing it and be sure to annoy the person enough to give in.

So I began humming.

She seemed to be ignoring me, or trying to. But then I saw her trying to identify the tune if im not mistaken.

"Is that 'I Know A Song That Gets On Every Body's Nerves'" She asked incredulously.

"Mmhmm…"I hummed to confirm her accusation.

"Why are you humming it?" She asked curiously.

Did she really not know? Ha ha ha…

"Isn't it obvious?"

"Uhh.. No, that's why im asking." She said.

"Im trying to get on your nerves." I said simply.

"Yes, but why are you trying to get on my nerves." She pulled up in front of her house and cut the engine

"Because you not speaking to me."

"Well im not going to speak to you. Im not even saying your name." She said defiantly.

I smiled, mostly to myself, realizing that she had yet to realize she was already speaking to me. So I began to hum again.

I had only gotten to the second 'I Know A Song That Gets On Every Body's Nerves' when she clamped her hand down over my mouth. I knew she had reached her limit and would speak now, but I couldn't help it.

I licked her. Hmmm.

"Ewww! Edward." She screeched. I laughed it was hilarious.

"Hmm. You taste yummy. And you should scream my name more." I said only to annoy her.

"I didn't mean to say you name you jerk, you licked it out of me." I just stared at her.

Her cheeks began to heat up with her beautiful blush, as she realized what she had just said.

"No! I didn't mean it like…..Oh shut your smug face you butt head." She said.

"And im still not talking to you." She added.

"But your talking to me now, are you not?" I reminded her smugly.

She stuck her tongue out at me immaturely, before tuning to her window. We were waiting for Jasper and Alice to arrive so we could carpool with them. When they pulled up, Bella pulled the keys from her ignition and got out the car. Oh no, she wasn't getting away that easily. I jumped out of the car and ran to her scooping her up in my arms. She squealed out a laugh.

"Edward put me down!" She said laughing.

I shook my head. "Nope. Not until you tell me you forgive me, and will talk to me again." I said looking down at her in my arms.

She took a second to think then smiled a devilish smile. "Sure Edward, I forgive you." she said. I admit im worried by that look. Something tells me I should be afraid of this sexy woman. Very afraid.

I put her back on her feet and took a step towards Jasper's car. It seemed that they were late because they switched vehicles, seeing how small Alice's Porche is. it made perfect sense that we would take Jasper's Range Rover. More space. Wink Wink....

I opened the car door for Bella, and watched her climb in. Literally. She's so small, that she had to actually climb to the seat. I would've helped her, had it not been so funny to watch. I refrained from laughing so I wouldn't offend her. Not that im scared or anything. Pssh. Me? Scared? Please. I could take her.

Once she was settled in, I hopped in behind her and we were off.

Alice started going on about what she wanted to get in the mall. Bella was paying her no mind, she was staring out the window as we passed the murky forest on the outskirts of Forks. Alice noticed and gave me a knowing look. Uh Oh. I know that look this could be soo bad for me. Mentally, and maye even physically.

I shudder to think......

BPOV

Ugh, what a dufus. I bet he thinks he's so smart getting me to talk to him. And I might have been mad had I not been so preoccupied with the fact that our bodies were pressed as close as the night before when just picked me up.

He should really stop dazzling me. It could be fatal to my both my mental and physical well being. Mental, becuase I would get all fuzy in the head, before my brained discintegrated, or turned to mush. Physically, simply because Im usually on the cuspis of a heart attack when he's just sitting near me or I inhale his male engorged scent.

Cinnamon and Spice.

But before any of that can happen to me again, I need to get revenge. He's on my list, along with a few other people. Like Emmett. He's going to be sorry at the party tomorrow.

Before I loose my train of thought I text Alice as discreetly as possible sitting in the backseat with Edward. She's going on and on aout what she want to buy from the mall, as always. When she gets the text. I see her turn around in her seat and stare at Edward, and I can almost see the wheels turning in her head. This plan is going to work, now that I've corralled Alice in on my plan. Now all I have to do is sit back relax and let the show go down.

Your going down Edward.

APOV

Shoes, Tops, Skirts, more shoes....I can't wait to get to the mall. I can just see myself now...Holding that beautiful black credit card, handing it to the sales clerk, watching and hearing the swipe as she rings my bags up.. and a few or Bella's too. Ahhh..

My personal Joy.

I wonder how Bells would look in that skirt I saw in..... I looked down in my lap at my cell phone.

1 New Text Message: Bella Swan.

Listen Alice, Ur bro is goin dwn!

Pay back is a btch, and im coming to collect

dressing room, vikki secrt, come with a plan.

this revenge! Love ya!

P.S. Your Next....-Bella

Oookay. Im sooo in. I know exactly what we'll do. He won't know what hit him. Wait, did she just say Im next? Oh shitaki mushrooms. Im toast, unless I butter her up with my signature puppy dog pout. How anyone could even try and deny me anything was beyond me.

Yes, I have the pefect plan. I turned aroud in my seat to look at my brothers face, to imagine what his face will look like when I get through with my flawless plan.

Oh yes brother, you are going down.

BPOV

We arrived at the mall an hourafter the text I sent to Alice's phone. We shopped around a little and Edward and I bonded a bit more.

I really like him. We went to one of the book stores in the mall and he read me a few lines from some of his favorite books of poetry. Some of them I knew. Others just sounded good coming off his lips. He bought a bag of gummy bears for us to share, and he ate them, when I would try and throw them into his mouth with my poor aim, even when I hit him in the face, or eye. I think he still had a bit in his hair from a couple of those throws.

I almost felt bad for what Alice and I were about to do to him. Almost.

After coming out of about the eigth, or ninth store Alice dragged me into, it was time to finally set the plan into action.

We headed for Victoria's Secret, under the pretense that Alice wanted to buy some pajamas. Which she did, but that's not the only reason.

When we enetered Alice took off with Jasper to the section for pajamas, leaving me with avery akward looking Edward. I grabbed him by the hand, having already discussed with Alice what the plan was, and headed toward some very risque pieces of material. I stopped when we reached them and turned to face Edward. I sighed. Here goes.

I picked up a dark blue piece of fabric, my face turning thirty shades red from embarassment, and looked over it suggestively, just like Alice said. When I was sure I had seemed to ponder it long enough, I turned to him and held it up in front of myself, my eyes questioning.

To say his eyes bugged out of his head was an understatement. he looked utterly shocked. I felt pleased with myself. I hadn't even said a word to him yet.

"Edward?"I asked demurely.

"Yes Bella?"He asked cautiously. I could tell he could see where this was going.

"How do you think this would look on me?"I asked him with my eyes fixed on his. Let me tell you, not as easy as it looks, if your me trying to be the epitome of confidence.

His eyes searched me up and down, but he still hadn't given me an answer. I was starting to get worried. He looked pained. Maybe he has a head ache?

"Edward?"I asked bring him back to the situation.

"I think you would look....?" It seemed to be a good pause. Like he was searching for the right word. "Scrumptious" He finally settled on.

Really? Wow. Time for part two. Im kind of nervous about this part.

"Well, then I'll try it on."I said before quickly turning around to hide my blush.

I went to look for Alice, leaving a slack jawed Edward standing behind me. I found Alice where she said she'd be, flipping through a few rows of pajama tops and bottoms. Jasper seemed more enthused that she was asking him for his advice on a few selections. When she saw me coming she suddenly found a pair of pajamas she wanted to try on.

I did a quick nod towards the dressing room, to let her know Im ready. She grabbed her things, and told Jasper to come and watch her try the items on. I figured I would be less nervous if she were there with me, and since she and Jasper do this sort of thing all the time, she said it was no problem.

Edward appeared at my side then, a little less then perfect, probably still trying to get over what I had just said to him.

"Where are Alice and Jasper going?"He asked watching them go into the dressing area.

"Alice is trying on some clothes, and Jasper is going to watch."I said.

"Oh okay. You going in?"He asked abashed. I blushed at the thought of what was to come.

"Yep."I said popping the 'P' and rocking back on my heels.

He coughed awkwardly and mumbled something about waiting outside. Can't have that now can we?

"No, I want you to come to. I may need your opinion."I said with my best puppy dog eyes.

He looked to be warring with himself. But he eventually gave in to whatever and let me drag him to the dressing room. Alice taught me well.

I went into the dressing room Edward in tow,and sat him down on the couch next to Jasper. Why they have it in here I'll never understand. Do they expect people to give their significant others shows in the store dressing room frequently?

I grudgingly walked up to the first dressing room door, my nerves catching up to me. But when I got there I noticed the yellow 'Out of Order' sign. ??? How cana dressing room be out of order? That's second stupid thing about this tupid store. Stupid.

All the doors leading up to the one Alice was in were out of order. Stupid.....

I knocked on her door "Jazzy, cant you wait till later?"Huh?"No hanky panky in the dressing room. It's tacky."She said. I laughed. Wow, Alice never seems to surprise me. I love my best friend, but ewww. She must have realized that I wasn't her lover and opened the door to the dressing room. She asked why I was there and I told her. We ended up sharing the dressing room.

"Never in my life have I ever heard of a dressing room being out of order."I said, while changing.

"Me either, and I always shop. How strange."She mused.

I finished dressing and turned to look in the mirror to the left of me. I was surprised to say that it wasn't actually that bad. It was a bit risque, but mostly tasteful. It covered every thing up in a modest way, but somehow still left little to the imagination. It was every guys innocent girl fantasy. I didn't look half bad, but im still a little body conscious.

Alice turned then to look in the mirror with me. Her pajama set was much the same, different style though, and her's was way more her. Pixie-like with all it's delicate stitchings. It looked beautiful on her. Jasper is in one big heap of trouble when he sees her in that.

"Can I get some fries with that shake?"Alice joked. I laughed.

"Nope, sorry becuase im coming over to your place to find out what's cookin' good lookin'." We laughed until we heard the guys impatient voices.

"Are you coming out here any time today?"Jasper asked.

Once again I could almost see the wheels turning in Alice's head. She had a plan, and I was about to be roped into it.

"Just go along with it." She whispered to me.

"Yeah hold on, Im almost done."She replied back to them.

"Oh sure Bella I'll zip you up."She said while trying to hold in her laughs. I caught on then and immediately fell in step.

"Thanks Alice, I'll be sure to bend over low enough for you to reach."I said loud enough for them to hear. By now We were holding on to eachother to support ourselves. I was just barely holding it in, and by the look on Alice's face she was too. Once we collected ourselves, she turned to me and mouthed' Ready?" to me. I nodded, and she opened the door. We walked out hand in hand, and did a few twirls for them. When we stopped, Edward and Jasper's mouths were open enought to stuff whole donuts into. Alice and I giggled. Dorks.

She turned to me then and winked. I watched as she loped across the floor towards Jasper, swaying her hips slightly as she moved. Jasper was in awe of her. When she reached him, she propped herself upon his lap and asked him opinion on her outfit.

I tuned them out and focused on Edward, whose eyes hadn't left me since we came out of the dressing room. I took a page from Alice's book, without all the hip moving, or strutting for that matter. I stayed where I was, but asked him his opinion on my outfit.

"So, what do you think?"I asked demurely.

"Bella you look sexy enough without all that."He whined."I get it, revenge and all, im sorry, just please, for me, go change back into your regular clothes" He pleaded.

"Yeah Alice, you too. And plus your not helping the situation by sitting on my lap in that."He said lookng down at her pleadingly.

Revenge is sweet. He should never mess with me again. We all laughed an talked a bit more about the pajamas, if you could even call it that.

"Alright Alice let's get going. No more teasing Jasper and Edward."I said pulling her away from him.

"Okay."she said before we went to change. I wasnt going to actually buy the nighty, but alice insisted, on the claim that i'll someday need it. Yeah right.

When we left the store Edward wrapped his arm around me and pulled me aside.

"That wasn't very nice Bella."Edward scolded playfully.

"Well, it wasn't nice you reading that note."I retorted.

"Well, im sorry. It won't happen again."He promised. "Unless, that's the prize."He said pulling his eyebrows up suggestively.

"I don't know maybe."I flirted. Omg! Im bypassing all the steps.

He started to lean in toward me and I found myself leaning in with him. I wanted this bad. For years now I have waited for a chance like this to arrive. And here it is. Just as he was about to close the distance, and I leaned up on my toes so he wouldn't have bend so much to my 5'4 frame, I heard the shrill of a females voice calling out to Edward.

"Edward!" said a pretty girl with sandy blonde hair and grey eyes.

Edward appeared to be a mixture of shocked, and happy. I felt something pull in my chest. Who was this girl to him, that she could evoke such an emotion out of her? I didn't know but I didn't like it. Or her.

"Shy?"

Uh-oh, I can't stand here and watch him walk away from me again. whoever this girl was, I wished she'd never come here in the first place. I don't know who or what she is or was to him. But I know he's mine now so she better back off. I've waited to long to be where I want to be with him, and I won't let her get in my way.

I interrupted her."Hi im Bella."I said weaving my arms around Edward. Clear sign of 'He's my property bitch', back up. I hope she takes the hint or else my self defense classes with Alice and the girls, will be put to the test.

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