Just Another Day At The Office
The Sequel-TO THE EXTREME Revenge of the Sue
An/: WE ARE BACK BABY! Fair warning, Ensign Johnson name is just going to get longer. So if it ends with Johnson, it is the same character.
Prologue
Data pressed himself up against the turbolift, hoping she haven't seen him. How did Riker ever keep up with that woman? He thought to himself. She craves what no mortal man could do. And he was an android. He shouldn't be having this problem. After all, he had never had a problem keeping up with his lovers before, but Troi was able to out last him in anything they did together. He had made his escape into the turbolift in hopes to get a few minutes of peace.
The door opened and Data felt himself tense when a woman walked through. He relaxed when he realized it was Ensign Johnson, in all her raven haired, one blue eye that was almost like an ocean and one green eye dark like a forest in winter glory. "Morning Commander." She said, with a voice that sounded like bells being rung at dawn.
"Morning Ensign Mary Johnson." He said pulling himself up right like he had been standing like that the whole time. "How was the away mission? Did you find good artifacts to study?"
"Yes." She said in her bell voice, tapping the nap sack at her side the read in big bold letters, Artifacts to study because I am so super smart. "I just have to drop a few things off at my room, then off to the lab."
"Ah." Data said, not sure what else to say. Most of the men on the ship seemed to turn into drooling fools whenever they saw her. He always thought her butt was too flat. And she was too perfect. Not that he cared about those sort of things.
The lift moved, as if even the ship was in love with her and wanted to do anything to please her. Data found it annoying that the ship didn't bother to read his mind and help him out once in a while. They arrived at the floor that Ensign Mary Anne Johnson wanted go to.
"Would you like to come with me?" Ensign Mary Anne Sue Johnson asked her eyelashes fluttering with space dust as she blinked up at him. They appeared to get larger and almost doeish even though her eyes were a lovely teal and emerald respectfully.
"Um, I have to go to the...Bathroom," And with that Data fled down the corridor leaving a confused Ensign Mary Anne Sue Emily Johnson in his wake. She glided as if she was on a cloud to her room, as any man she passed in the hallway seemed to melt at the sight of her.
She went to her room and was greeted by her pet cat, who rubbed up against her legs, "Oh, Andy, why won't he look at me! Why do I have to be so ugly!" Her bell voice becoming more like church bells that announcing a death, and her perfect face bursted into tears, were she cried beautifully, not sloppy like other girls. "Why won't Ensign Ricky look at me!" She fell onto her bed and the cat at the foot at the end of the bed wondered, why I haven't been fed yet?