Xtremly Scray - A My Immortal Parody

by Lullaby of Broadway

Warning - some of this parody is extremely goofy (and intentionally poorly written). Taking it seriously is not advisd, but viower excretion is. Please read the real My Immortal before reading this - otherwise it makes no sense. Rated T for stupidly written sex scenes and misspelled swears.

11. Chapter 11

Chaptel 11

Legit AN: I love these clothing descriptions. Especially the preppy ones with anti-goth phrases in pink letters. And all the clothes with pictures on them.

AN: STUFFLAMIN! Buffy Im sroty I tuck yr potr (geddit, like Pluto Potr) of Jerome Way. Preps, Hot Toopic isnot a Marius Sue oj?

Daisy walled up to the walk and streated to snoke pot. She was sooooo sexy. She was so tin lik an anorekik. She was werin a blak dress wif a foto of Buffy and I beein freinds agean. (Buffy I'm so sroy!) I wanted to fuk her but I'm a grill and so is Daisy so that wood bree wired.

Suddenly that fuken bitca (Buffy rox! Espercially u Buffy!) Ccelinia cam in. She had teh cifeo carmera weif tha filem of Pultone and I havind sexx. She was wering NOTING blak! She was waring a pink minidre wif a picture of Hilarious Duf saying "I hate Goffix!" on it in a big gren speech buble. She was wering no fishnet of corsets.

"Hi Hoot Topic!" Celianicia screemed when she was me. I put up my millie finger at her.

"U look like Avril Lavigne in this ligt!" I got reel anger and I started to suk. Oh, wait, her blood.

"Stop it you horny simpleton!" Cecil shreamed. I stoped. Cesilian strated to cri and strented steaming.

"U suc Cecili!" I yelled at her as she ran away to the poe table of Grifondore. She and the autres preps talled aboot preppy bnads lik these StreetBack Boyz and NYSNC and Hiliri Duff Beer and Arlee Simpspoon. They had nams like Ashlie and Crysteel and Cristina and Lauren (lik that fukend bichon Lauren Henry whu I hop DIES by bee ing stroock by lignitning if u met her u wool think da sam!)

I talked to Valeria, Daisy, Seleno, Draco, and Plato about how we all waned to klii oarselves and how we woul not feel sad if any1 actuall sucesfully committeed suixide. The Hufflypufflies were talking about ho they wanted to have there bliid suked by a vampire, and the Ravencawls existed, I soppose.

Sudenly a poseric old man walled thorough the door. He was follwed by a poser man and a poser woman. It was…Volseamort! And Crabe and Gockle were wif him!