The Dr. Wily Show: Episode 12

The crowd cheered as Dr. Wily sat down. "Welcome to the Dr. Wily show, everyone! I'm your host Dr. Wily, and before I introduce our guest for tonight, I'd like to tell you all something... Ahem. Due to the fact that a dinosaur ate Enker, we've gotten a replacement for him until I can rebuild him... I'd like you all to give an warm applause for... Ballade!"

The crowds cheers louder for Ballade as he took a slight bow and waved to the audience.

"Anyway, today's guest is from Pop Star. Please welcome... Meta Knight!"

The crowd cheers louder as Meta Knight takes a seat.

"That is the most awesome sword I've ever seen." Ballade said, randomly.

"Oh? You like Galaxia?" he asked, holding up the shiny and spiky sword.

"That's the name of the sword?" asked Gemini Man.

"Yes."

"Is that real gold?" Ballade asked, in awe.

"Yes. Yes it is." he said with pride as he turned the sparkling blade around so everyone could see its beauty.

"Frigging sweet." said Punk.

"Yeah, no kidding." said Quick Man.

"ANYWAY," Dr. Wily coughed. "h-"

"Is that the only sword you have?" interrupted Bass.

"No, I also have Master."

"That's... a pretty stupid name." said Quint. But everyone ignored him.

"Which do you prefer?"

"...Prefer...?" asked Meta Knight, confused. "...What do you mean?"

"You know, which sword do you like more..."

"Oh. Well... I guess I would say Galaxia..."

Dr. Wily looked around the room. He opened and closed his mouth several times, trying to form a simple sentence. Finally he managed to yell out, "Who's show is this!?"

"I don't think any sword can beat Galaxia." said Gemini Man, who was, like everyone else, ignoring Dr. Wily. "I mean, just look at it!"

"Agreed." said Punk.

"Totally." said Quick Man.

Gemini Man looked at the skull shaped clock on the wall, then sighed and took a sip of coffee from a black mug with a skull on it as he poked at a skull bobble head on his drum-set.

Dr. Wily stared at his desk, then looked at Ballade. "HOW DID YOU GET MY COFFEE CUP!?"

"It was so nice of you to join us, MK... Is it O.K. if I call you that?" asked Gemini Man.

"AND HOW THEY HECK DID YOU GET MY BOBBLE HEAD!? ANSWER ME!"

"No. Don't ever call me MK again."

Dr. Wily looked at Gemini Man's neck, and then at his own neck. "AND ARE YOU WEARING MY TIE!?" he screamed out.

"Oh." Gemini Man said in disapointment because of Meta Knight's answer.

"ANSWER ME GEMINI MAN."

"Give an applause for Meta Knight, everyone!"

The audience cheered as Meta Knight left and Dr. Wily yelled out, "WHAT!? THIS IS MY SHOW! I NEVER EVEN GOT TO ASK HIM A QUESTION! I NEVER EVEN SAID TWO WORDS TO THE GUY!"

"Well, until next time everyone!" said Ballade and Gemini Man at the same as they both waved to the audience.