A.N. Noup, this isn't going to be from a prompt, but I will get one those too! :}

Striping Drunk

Sanji felt the urge to hit the table with his face 'Why the idiot Marimo has to be this kind of drunk? Why? Of all kind of drunks he could be Zoro just has to be the most embarrassing one… Why he couldn't be the cuddly drunk? An angry drunk would have been better! Or even the horny one! But no! This idiot just has to be the Striping drunk!'

Sanji again hit the back of Zoro's head. "Moss head." He hissed in an angry voice. "Why are you trying to take off your pants?"

Zoro looked at Sanji with a questioning look. "What do you mean why? It's hot."

Sanji kicked the green haired man. "People don't take off their pants off in the middle of the bar when it's hot!"

Zoro raised an eyebrow. "They don't?"

Sanji again felt the urge to hit the bar table the two of them were sitting at with his face. His eyes wandered back to the moss head and saw that he's trying to take his haramaki off. This time the blond man decided to use a different tactic, so instead of hitting that dumb green haired man, he took hold of Zoro's arms and kissed the man.

That seemed to stop the urge to undress for another several minutes, so Sanji could enjoy his drink further. Zoro stopped drinking and instead started watching Sanji's every movement. After another five minutes of intense staring Sanji's patience wore off and he glared at Zoro. "What is it now, Marimo?"

Zoro shook his head and sighed like he couldn't do anything about it. "Sorry Sanji, now I not only want to strip, but I would also prefer your naked body next to mine."

Sanji felt blush creep up on his face. "Damn that Marimo and his drunkenness.' "Stop it grass head, we agreed on a nice evening in the bar tonight."

Zoro again shook his head. "I don't want to stay 'cause if I do I will make you angry at me and then we will have another fight, I'm tired of sleeping on the cautch…"

Sanji sighed and rubbed his forehead. "Damn, you're making so much sense it hurts my head. Fine let's go."

A smirk appeared on Zoro's lips. "I can promise that we're not going to sleep any time soon."

Those words earned a kick in the gut for Zoro as Sanji lit up his cigarette. "You would have to sleep on the couch, if it was going to be different."

Zoro smirked again and followed his favorite blonde out of the bar, he felt the alcohol leave his system and smirked as he started creating plans what exactly he will do tonight.

A.N. I know it's short, but it kind of happened, this drabble stayed on my phone for way too long…