Night Bonding

by TheDarkQueenOfRandomness

What if the Titans can all spend one night behaving like normal- depending on how you define the word- teenagers. A slumber party on the girls part and a forced lock in on the boys part, might lead to better friendships, rudeness, spying, and... catfights? Well- They can always make up with whip cream and kisses. Leave all with morals: This is gonna get wild! Chapter 11 especially.

11. Experimenting Part 2

Woo! I finished my story finally. Before I move on to a long term story, I'm probably gonna do two stories: One about the revenge Bee gets on Speedy and another about Argent searching for a criminal. I don't know if I should do a vacation story. So many people done it before! But I promise mines is gonna be like no other : )

Special thank to DIM666 - Insane Leader, who has been giving me ideas since chapter 2.

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"Okay let's get back to the game." Jinx suggested, wiping laugh tears from her eyes.

"It is my turn, yes?" Starfire said.

"Yup." The girls answered, forming their circle on the floor. Raven, as always, was on the bed.

"Friend Pantha, truth or dare?" Starfire asked.

Pantha had to think it over, knowing that you can never underestimate these girls."Hmm. Truth."

"Tell us of one of your sexual escapades."

"I wanna hear." Argent leaned in.

"Oh gosh." Pantha moaned. "They were so unsatisfactory." Pantha said, checking her nails.

"That's it!" Bee exclaimed. "Oh, and by the way, for a wrestler you're seriously girly."

"Being a lucha libre doesn't mean I can't keep it together." Pantha said fluffing her hair.

"Let us not stray from the subject. Pantha you did not answer my requested truth." Starfire scolded.

"I did. They were so unsatisfactory. Done."

"No. Starfire says it isn't sufficient enough. We need details!" Argent begged.

"Well I only had sex 3 times. The best one was with this wrestler who's ass I kicked. He held me, pounded me, and left like all the others. The only thing different was that he kissed me and gave me his number when he was finished."

"Did you call him again?" Kole asked.

"Yeah. We dated for a week, but I just didn't like him."

"Wow. Do you actually like these one nighters?" Bee asked.

"Chica were you listening? I said they were unsatisfactory!"

"Damn. You choose next." Bee rolled her eyes.

"Truth or dare, Jinx?" Pantha asked.

"I wanna choose dare, but nahh. Let me have a truth too."

"I shared a story, now you tell us about one of your 'forms of torture' from earlier."

"Oh that? I don't like thinking about my past as a criminal but, I'll tell you girls." Jinx started. "There was this class in the H.I.V.E about how to torture information out of a victim. We were put to the test by robbing a bank. The bank I robbed had a female guarding the safe. I attacked her before she could call for help. I used my powers to melt some metal around her arms and legs when I pushed her into a metal chair. Her screams were muffled by my hand. I screamed at her to tell me the code to the safe. She said never. I grabbed her by her cheeks and forced my tongue into her mouth, and she didn't even bother to try anything because she saw what I was capable of. I asked her again. With tears streaming down her face, she still refused. I bit her tongue. I didn't stop kissing her for, like, 10 mins. She started gasping. I broke her and she told me everything." Jinx face saddened, remembering her wrongs.

Pantha gasped."Oh I didn't know it was that bad. I wouldn't had asked."

Jinx smiled weakly. "It was fun at the time, but when I turned a new leaf, I realized how wrong it was. She was damaged that much. Kissing didn't break her. It was what I was doing with my hands. I groped everywhere. She couldn't handle forcible touching. I went back to the bank recently to apologize. She freaked out! I had to admit, it was a little funny. She climbed on the table of the bank and started screaming "Help me! I got raped by that little girl once! Ahhh!" The only reason that I hurt that lady, was because she had a penis and I almost yanked it off!" Jinx started laughing

"Girl, you need to quit playing with us like that!" Bee chuckled.

"I thought you actually hurt someone!" Starfire giggled.

"Nahh. I used to seduce people as a form of mental and physical torture. A real flirt like my boyfriend. The girls and guys I persuaded were hot. But I really did apologize to people though."

"Before we move on I have a question." Starfire announced.

"What?" All the girls asked.

"Why do males on this planet find it the sexy, when females copulate with fellow females?"

It took a while for the others to register her question.

"I don't know. They're pigs, I guess." Bee shrugged.

"You can't say that. I find guy on guy sexy." Argent purred.

"You can say that again. Boy fights are soo hot." Jinx moaned as Pantha gave her a high five.

"Gross. You guys are some type of nasty." Kole shivered.

Jinx threw her a sneaky look. Now she knew exactly who her next target was.

"It is awfully attractive." Starfire pondered.

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Robin's eyes went wide behind his mask. "My girl thinks gay sex is attractive?"

"Technically, she agreed that guy on guy is attractive." Kid Flash corrected. "You don't have to be gay to have sex with the same gender."

"And by them saying guy on guy doesn't have to be sex. It could just be some wrestling or something." Aqualad added.

"Argent did say that." Beast Boy pointed out.

"Why are we actually discussing this?" Cyborg asked.

"Because Starfire said she finds the guy on guy action attractive." Red Star reminded him.

"Hey Rob! Why don't you send Star a pic of you making out with a dude." Speedy smirked.

Robin wanted to insult him. But he had something else in mind. "Oh Speedy, how sweet of you. I thought you said you weren't gonna be any girlfriend to us, but here you are offering yourself?" Robin said sarcastically.

Speedy's face cringed. "I'll shut up now."

"Good one." Herald snickered along with the other boys.

---

There was a thump on Star's door.

"What's that?" Kole gasped.

Starfire squealed and flew to the door. "My bumgorf is probably lonely. I know I gave him enough food." Starfire opened the door.

Silky was instantly scooped up by Star. He started purring.

"That thing is making my skin crawl a little." Argent whispered to the other girls while Starfire was playing with silky near the door.

"Silky? The little guy is adorable." Bee said, walking over to play with Silky too.

"He's an ugly cute." Kole corrected.

Argent smiled at Starfire mothering Silky, and Bee acting as an aunt.

"I think Starfire will make an excellent mother one day." Argent complimented.

"One day better be when she's over 18. Otherwise Robin will be better off dead compared to what I'll do to him." Pantha jeered. Jinx thumbed up to that, Kole smiled, and Argent nodded. Even Raven grinned wickedly, even though Robin was her best friend.

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Robin shivered, imagining what all those girls were capable of doing to him. No matter how sweet or cute they were, every single one of these girls are capable of great harm.

"Dude, you better start stacking up on some Trojans," Beast Boy suggested.

"Unless you want to end up unrecognizable Robin-San." Bushido finished calmly.

"And Robin?" Cyborg spoke.

"Yeah?"
"I'll hurt you too."

"Good to know Cy." Robin sulked.

---

Raven was just sitting and watching, which was making Jinx annoyed. Jinx walked over to Raven.

"Hello Raven." Jinx said formally.

Raven looked at her blankly. "Hello Jinx."

"Join our next round of truth or dare. Do something other than sit there and stare."

"No."

"Can you sit closer at least? You're like 5ft away." Jinx asked, without expression.

"Can you let me go get a book? Then maybe I'll talk more."

"Go get it and come right back. Or we'll come and get you." Jink told her, before telling Starfire something.

Raven floated off of the air mattress and landed on her feet by the door. She looked back at the girls, who were watching her carefully.

"Now I know how those prisoners we put high containment feel." Raven deadpanned, before opening the door and floating out.

"Let's pause the game until she comes back." Kole suggested.

"If she comes back." Pantha corrected.

"She is most definitely coming back." Starfire assured them.

Bee shrugged. "Let's listen to music." Bee walked over to her plugged in mp3 player.

"I want to show you guys one of my favorites." Argent said, rushing over to the sound system before Bee. "Do you mind if I go on the web?" She asked Bee.

Bee waved her on.

"This song is really old and it's- well you will find out in a minute." Argent said as she rapidly began typing.

Some people think little girls should be seen and not heard
But i think

The girls looked at the sound system, where a British girl's voice was coming from.
Oh Bondage Up Yours!
One, Two, Three, FOUR!

Drums and guitars was blasting around the room.

Argent reduced the sound a little. "So?"

"Ah. Punk Rock." Jinx answered.

"From the 70's by X Ray Spex ." Bee informed them.

The two girls looked at her blankly.

"Not only punks and goths know about this type of music. I may not like the beat, but this song has a feminist message." Bee explained.

"You do research?" Jink asked her.

"Hey, I like some songs from every genre." Bee answered.

"I feel the same way." Jinx responded.

"As do I, but I hate bubblegum pop." Argent agreed.

"I like how Pop usually mixes a lot of different genres." Bee said.

"But what about the Beastie Boys. They mixed Rap and Rock. How awesome is that?" Jinx exclaimed.

"Yes that is remarkable. Other artists followed after that." Argent said.

Starfire, Kole, and Pantha looked on as the other girls talked.

"Blah Blah Blah, Blah Hardcore Blah." Was all they heard.

"Friends. May you tell what they are discussing?" Starfire asked, confused. Silky hopped off her lap.

"I really don't know." Kole shrugged.

"Something about music." Pantha said.

"I hate this music." Kole said.

"It is fine, but I like Metal more." Starfire commented.

Pantha and Kole looked at her blankly. Star likes Metal?

The door opened to reveal Raven. Silky crawled out before she closed the door. She frowning slightly as she walked to the group. She plopped a Star's bed with a book in hand.

The girls stared at her as she started reading.

Raven looked at them. "What?" She asked without looking up.

"You came in here frowning. This is supposed to be a happy affair." Kole said.

"Well, I'm not happy." Raven deadpanned.

"When are you ever anything?" Argent asked.

Raven looked at her and scowled. "You aren't a half demon who can create chaos from having too much fun."

"If you can not feel anything, then how come you had the boyfriend?" Starfire asked.

---

"Raven had a boyfriend?" All the boys said at once.

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"Starfire!"

"Raven had a boyfriend?" All the girls asked at once.

"Yes, Goth Boy." Starfire told them, causing Raven slap her hand on her own face.

"Goth Boy?" Jinx asked, cocking her head. "His name was Goth Boy?"

"Yes. She and him broke up 2 months ago."

"You know what Star, I'm actually surprised you kept a secret this long." Raven said softly.

"I still think you and Beast Boy should get married and I shall be the Maid Of Honor."

---

"Eww." Beast Boy frowned.

"Starfire really wants you guys to be together." Robin told him.

"Never ever gonna happen." Beast Boy said simply.

"Never say never." Cyborg repeated the old saying.

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"For the last time Star: I do not like Beast Boy that way. We are just friends. Vitriolic friends at that." Raven said.

"Hmph." Starfire grunted, folding her arms.

"Let's get back to the game." Argent suggested before tension took over.

"Who's turn was it?" Pantha asked.

"Mine." Jinx called out.

"Go."

Jinx looked around for the naughtiest. "Argent. Truth or Dare?"

Argent's face went blank. She knew that whatever she picked, she was eventually going to end up humiliated. "Why am I always a target? Do I have butt monkey written on my head?" Argent wondered aloud.

"Just go." Bee urged.

Argent took a breath. "Dare."

Jinx pulled her in and whispered in her ear. Argent's eyes went wide. Jinx let go.

"Why do I have to do that?" Argent whispered.

"Don't be a wuss." Jinx said.

"She's too sweet. It won't be fun."

"Do you want punishment- from me?" Jinx smirked.

Argent shook her head and crawled towards Kole.

"Wh-what are you gonna-" Kole said before her lips were crushed for 5 seconds by Argent's.

Argent pulled apart from the short peck.

"That's not what I wanted Arge. I told you specifically." Jinx scolded.

"Don't I have a say in wha-" Kole complained before her lips were crushed again by Argent's.

Kole was struggling slightly as Argent kissed her feather lightly. Every 5 seconds the kiss would get harder. Argent removed her right hand from Kole's cheek and used it to hold Kole by her waist. Kole eventually stopped struggling and became limp, melting into the smooch. Argent used that advantage to slip her tongue into her mouth. Kole became alert again. Argent explored Kole's minty mouth roughly before licking Kole's tongue with her own beer and mint flavored tongue. Kole yelped. Argent put her knees on either side of Kole and started playing with Kole's tongue. Kole tried to yelp and her tongue flickered, giving Argent access to the underside. Kole's attempts to complain, transformed into moans.

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The guys were struck dumb.

"That was... amazing. But I still don't approve of spying."Jericho signed in front of them.

"Yeah." Speedy said, his 7 incher at full alert. He ignored the last part of Jericho's message.

"Shouldn't you go fix that?" Herald said smoothly, still limp.

"Huh? Oh Shit!" Speedy ran to the bathroom.

"I think I'm next in line or else I'm gonna, you know, on myself." Kid Flash announced.

"Eww."

"Dude, way to much info."

---

Jinx looked on. "Okay, time's up." She called.

Argent jumped pulled apart from Kole, gasping. Kole crawled towards Star and laid her head on her lap.

"That was like a beginning of a porn movie!" Bee exclaimed.

"Argent stole my lipginity!" Kole coughed out, her hair being stroked by Star.

"Admit that you liked it." Argent pressed.

"I did in a way." Kole blushed.

"You were moaning so loudly I thought you were going to have an orgasm." Pantha said.

Kole blushed even deeper.

"Jinx, why do you keep on giving dares that have to do with copulation and the sorts?" Starfire asked.

Before Jinx could open her mouth Raven spoke. "Must be that season again."

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Cyborg ran and turned off the television.

"Red alert! Red alert!" Beast Boy shouted.

"They mentioned a code red. A code red!" Speedy announced.

They boys were freaking out.

"When do we put on the television?" Robin asked in a panicked rush.

"We shall check on it every 5mins. We need a brave soldier, comrades." Red Star announced.

"Um guys? Jinx told me that th-"

"We don't wanna know!" All the guys cried out.

"I'm just trying to tell you guys that it's okay to-"

"Man, your sick." Herald spat in disguise.

Kid Flash shrugged and sat in the couch as the other guys hid behind the couch.

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"Raven you should know that I don't have a-" Jinx started.

"I know." Raven interrupted. "None of us go through that."

"You mean the Earthly females menstru-" Starfire started.

"None of us are full human, so we don't have to go through that." Pantha said.

"Now I have Kid Flash to satisfy me, but I'm still sane enough to know not to tell him to just take me."

"When was the last time that he did it?" Argent asked.

"Tuesday."

Bee blinked. "Hold up. So when your hair was all messed up and you said you chased a bank robber-"

"I lied. Kid was washing up."

"So are you in reproduction mode?" Raven asked.

"Just coming out of it. My hormone levels are almost normal. But normally I am slightly horny." Jinx winked.

"On Tamaran, the females can reproduce at anytime, but at the 18, we spend the entire month after our date of birth finding a partner for sexual enjoyment alone."

"Wow. Remind me to send Robin a pack of extra thick condoms." Pantha said making the other girls laugh.

"Beast Boy has his mating season that causes him to become the quirky." Starfire said.

"What do you guys do?" Kole asked.

"Lock him in his room." Raven and Star said simultaneously.

"Wait. Different animals have different mating seasons and he's all. Shouldn't he be horny all the time?" Jinx asked.

"His animal instincts are all combined and it landed on one month, March. After he turned 16 last December, we experienced his first official mating season this March. He couldn't keep his mind straight and he received an erection from everything. Even simply saying 'bend' got him going." Raven explained.

"We told him to go rest and all we heard was a lot of the strange noises. Late at night we heard howling. Robin made the decision to lock him in his room when he did the flirting with every female he saw. Raven teleported food and a mini television with a Digital Versatile Disc player built in. We heard an increase in the strange noises afterward..." Starfire continued, thinking about her last sentence. Then her face lit up. "He was watching the pornography!" She exclaimed, figuring it out.

"Wow. He's a normal boy." Jinx joked.

---

"Kid, turn the television back on." Robin directed from behind the couch.

Kid Flash rolled his eyes and leaned in to turn the TV back on. He spent the past 6 minutes trying to explain that the non-human or part- human girls don't get PMS or anything after that, but was shut down instantly.

On the screen the girls were laughing.

"It was seriously messy. I stayed in my room more then I usually did before I was protected." Raven said.

"TURN THE TV OFF STAT!" Cyborg shouted in panic.

"But they do not-" Kid Flash tried, turning off the television.

"We don't want know about any of your weird fetishes." Hot Spot stopped him, shaking his head.

Kid Flash sighed deeply.

---

"Yes. Even Robin wasn't sure if Beast Boy would flirt with him too." Starfire giggled.

"How did you know when it was over?" Argent asked.

"When he stopped watching the porn sometime in the first week of April." Raven answered.

"Wow. Let's get back to our game." Bee said.

"It goes to everyone: Truth or dare?" Argent said.

"I want dare. Who seconds?" Jinx said. Raising a hand.

Starfire, Bee and Pantha raised their hands.

"I don't wanna do a dare, but I guess I'm forced to." Kole said raising her hand uncertainly.

"Okay. Jinx did you bring a camera?" Argent asked.

"Yeah, what do you need it for?" Jinx asked.

"We're making a video." Argent told them, making the girls cock their heads. "This is our first Titans slumber party. So I thought lets save this moment."

"I think I'm for it. We'll do it right here in this room?" Bee asked.

"In the main room." Argent turned to Raven. "You'll record?" she asked as she took the camera from Jinx's hand.

"I guess. I spend a lot of time with Cyborg to know how to get a perfect shot. As long as I don't have to participate." Raven said, taking the camera.

"So what are we doing for this video?" Pantha asked.

"I was thinking we record another game that Jinx picks."

"Why didn't you just ask for us to play another game and record it?" Jinx asked.

"Okay. Well, let's do that." Argent said. All the girls got up.

"What game will we play?" Kole asked.

"I have a game where we do acting. Let me go get my basket." Jinx ran to retrieve her basket.

They walked out the door.

"We need to keep it the sexy, yes?." Starfire asked.

"Yes." Argent answered.

"But not too hot, because I do not want to get kissed again." Kole said.

"You know that just makes someone want to write that down and- I don't know who plans this- we end up being the ones who suffer." Bee whispered in Kole's ear.

Kole pouted.

"Raven, every time I point to you, pause the camera, okay? Start the camera now." Argent said.

"Got it." Raven deadpanned.

"Let's write out scenes." Jinx suggested, passing out index cards.

"How do you play?" Starfire asked.

"Write some characters and what you want them to do and put it in the basket and pass it around. For example I'll write act like a puppy, and whoever picks up that card acts like a puppy."

"Okay." They all started writing things down.

"You can do more than one card." Jinx told them.

"Even better." Bee groaned sarcastically.

2 minutes later they were all done.

"You get to go first Kole." Jinx said passing the basket to her.

Kole sighed and reached into the basket.

"Act like my tongue is burning. That seems easy."

Kole opened her mouth and started fanning her tongue.

"Who gave her an easy one?" Jinx asked, annoyed.

"My tongue. Ah! I need water!" Kole screamed. Then she stopped and smiled. "I do have some kind of luck!" Kole passed the basket to Star.

Star read hers. "I do not seem to have such luck. I have to act like the sociopath, but I am not sure what that is."

"Oh that's someone with issues. They have no morals or remorse and manipulate people to get what they want." Pantha explained. "Or in mild cases, just hate being around others."

"If you still don't know, just act like Raven." Jinx started laughing. "Sorry Raven. That joke was just there." Jinx apologized in the direction of the camera, still laughing.

Raven used her power to push Jinx over. "Kid Flash is rubbing off on you."

Jinx started laughing again. "Oh he does a lot of rubbing, if you know what I mean!" Jinx calmed down. "Okay. Let's get back on task."

Starfire got into character with a scowl. "Do not do the chatting with me. I need the privacy at all times."

"But Star-"

"Shut your mouth or else I'll do the shutting of your mouth for you!"

"She's good." Jinx whispered. "Okay Star you can get out of character."

"Who's in a character you filthy clorbag valblernelk." Starfire spat.

"What did she call me?" Jinx asked, irritated.

"Whoever I wish to talk to."

"Should I be a little scared?" Argent asked.

"I think she's gone loca." Pantha whispered.

"Who are you whispering about?" Starfire yelled, causing Pantha to growl.

"Girl, I'm so sorry." Bee apologized, moving closer to Star.

"What do you apologize for?" Starfire asked.

POP!

Kole cringed."If she wasn't Tamaranean, that slap would have really hurt."

"I think I might have went a bit to far." Starfire said, rubbing her cheek a little.

The other girls nodded.

"Did that hurt?" Bumblebee asked.

"Not very much. All that I felt was a stinging sensation." Starfire answered.

"O-kaay... Pass the basket." Jinx directed.

Starfire passed it to Pantha.

"I thought my whole night was going to go by without me doing something strange, and then I get this!It says for me to act like a lingerie magazine. Can someone explain this?" Pantha freaked out.

"I think it means to do a bunch of random poses." Kole said.

"Excuse me? The universe must dislike me." Pantha groaned.

"Oh, man up." Jinx told her bluntly.

The eye area of Pantha's mask went wide. "Hmph."

"She didn't mean it like that." Argent said. She quickly pointed to Raven. Raven missed the signal and kept rolling.

"I think you have a body like Bendy Bills. Just with more hips. And no surgery!" Bee tried to cheer her up. (Guess who I'm mocking.)

"Now I'm a drag queen?" Pantha questioned quietly.

"Paaaanntthhhaa! Be reasonable!" Jinx yelled.

"Bendy Bills is not the queen of drag. She is the host of the show of talk." Starfire said, causing the rest to laugh except Pantha.

"No Starfire, a drag queen is a man who dresses and acts like a woman. They don't necessarily have to be gay, they just like behaving like women." Raven explained.

"Bendy Bills isn't a man. She has a child, doesn't she?" Argent asked.

Jinx snapped her fingers before the subject strayed. "I'm sorry Pantha. I did not mean it like that. Now do the damn poses!" Jinx said.

Pantha started mumbling in Spanish. She got on her knees and popped her large chest out and bent one elbow over her head. Then she dropped the pose a second later.

"Pantha! It said pose(s)!"

Pantha let out a large groan. She lied down on the floor, crossed her legs, and held her head using her hand. Then she sat back up a short time after.

"You can pass the basket now." Jinx said not to happily.

"Glad to." Pantha pushed the basket to Jinx.

Jinx rolled her eyes. She grabbed an index card. "Be a crazed Beyonce fan with Single Ladies fever. Make sure to put in effort." Jinx read aloud limply. Jinx stood up and started doing the beginning dance to Single Ladies. "OMG! Queen B is on! Everybody shut the hell up! All the Single Ladies, all the single ladies." Jinx continued dancing for another minute before sitting.

"Jinxy got moves!" Bee teased.

"Ha ha. Now you're next." Jinx passed the basket to Bee.

Bee reached inside and picked out an index card. She gasped. "Why me?"

"What did you get?" Kole asked.

"I'm now a lapdancer on the loose." Bee groaned.

"I'm so glad I'm not playing." Raven mumbled to herself.

"Wait! We have to discuss something." Bee called to the other girls.

Raven wasn't interested in hearing, so she just stood there as the girls circled around Bee.

---

"Where are the girls?" Speedy asked.

"They've been gone for a while." Cyborg said.

"All you guys are idiots." Kid Flash sighed.

"What do you mean?" Red Star asked.

"I'm not even gonna bother." Kid shrugged.

"There is no action, so I think I'm gonna sleep." Hot Spot told them, laying his feet on Kid Flash and back against Bushido's shoulder.

"What in the world are we gonna do now?" Herald asked.

"I guess we're just going to have to hang out." Robin said.

"Robin 'hangs' out?" Speedy teased.

"Yes. Is there a problem?" Robin asked sternly.

"Ease up. Just joking with you." Speedy said. "But, If you wanna fight, we can go."

Robin smirked. "I've beaten you before."

"I mean fists up, no weapons."

"I'm in."

"Time for the unhappy couple to duke it out!" Cyborg announced.

Robin's face cringed. "I would never be in a relationship with him."

"I agree. But if we were, I would be the husband." Speedy said.

"You're to feminine to be a husband. Your more of a wife."

"No way! What do you guys think?" Speedy asked the others.

"I think: Why are you guys discussing this?" Beast Boy pointed out.

"Yeah man. Fight!" Herald called out.

---

"This isn't cool." Raven deadpanned as she waited for 4 minutes as the girls discussed something before Bee's lapdance started.

"There's a change of plans." Argent said.

Jinx snatched the camera from Raven and turned it off.

"What's going on?" Raven backed up as the other girls advanced towards her.

Starfire flew over to her and held her hands behind her back.

Raven knew she couldn't morph due to Star holding her. She tried sending mild physic attacks, but she just couldn't concentrate.

"Azarath Metrion-" Bee covered her mouth.

Starfire then proceeded to gently pull Raven to the floor. The she switched Raven's hands to the front, still holding them together, and sat on her. Bee was couching over Raven, still covering her mouth firmly. Raven kicked her feet, only to have them held down by Pantha.

"What do we do now?" Argent asked.

"We need something to tie her up, and cover her mouth." Bee answered.

Starfire lifted her head. "There is rope in the basement. Do you think you may be able to take my place Kole?"

Kole nodded slowly and switched places with Star. Starfire promptly sped out of the room.

"Why are we doing this to Raven?" Kole asked.

Bee spoke up."We don't want her missing out on anything. I assure you that Rae will have fun. So. Much. Fun." Raven bit her hand. "Ow! You know what? How about you do that again?" Bee smirked.

Raven knew by now that these girls are crazy and there is no use trying to stop them. She'll only lose control of her emotions.

"Here is the rope and a knife." Starfire threw the thick 4ft long rope on the floor.

Jinx put down the camera and picked the rope up.

"Okay. I need Star to tie up her legs and Jinx, you tie up her hands." Bee ordered.

Pantha moved out of the way so that Star can bound Raven's feet. Jinx quickly tied up Raven's hands.

Bee took her hand off of Raven's mouth.

"Let. Go. Of me." Raven began struggling.

"Pantha. Take Rae and drop her in Star's chair. Argent make sure to tie her to the chair." Bee directed.

"I should have gone away while I had the chance." Raven mumbled.

They all ran to Star's room. Pantha gently dropped Raven in the chair and Argent tied her up.

"What are you girls going to do? Rape me?" Raven asked.

"No. You're going to have fun." Jinx answered.

"I have fun in my own way. Whatever you girls have planned is going to be idiotic to me and I know it." Raven replied.

"Oh, zip it." Argent told her.

Raven growled.

"Star do you have any new socks?" Bee asked. Star nodded. "How about duck tape?" Star nodded again. "Well then put a sock in her mouth!" Bee said joyfully.

"You wouldn't dare." Raven sneered.

"I shall proceed to do so." Starfire grabbed a fresh pack of socks out of her drawer and ripped it open effortlessly.

"Make sure you get the duck tape before you put the sock in her mouth." Pantha advised.

Starfire ran to her bedside table and pulled out the duck tape. She flew over to Raven and tried to put the sock in her mouth. Raven started to move her head about. Jinx held her head in place.

"Open up your mouth Raven!" Starfire exclaimed.

Raven squeezed her mouth shut even tighter.

"Let me handle this." Argent crawled over to Raven and sat by her thigh. She pinched Raven's right thigh roughly.

"Ow.." Raven opened her mouth enough for Star to quickly pop the sock into her mouth and seal it with tape.

---

"What did Raven do to them?" Red Star asked over Robin's moaning.

"They don't like when people don't play with them, I guess." Beast Boy answered.

"They're horrible." Bushido said.

Robin's groaning became louder.

"Will you shut up Robin!" Cyborg yelled.

"I just got kneed in the crotch and all I get is a shut up? That was a foul Speedy!"

"We didn't set rules. You're just mad you didn't think of it."

"Go put some ice on it." Jericho signed. Robin wobbled to the fridge.

"Yeah. And go get some ice to stick in Hot Spot's mouth." Kid Flash chuckled, pointing to the pyro, who was sleeping with his mouth wide open.

"I'm surprised he slept throw the whole fight." Herald said.

"All 5 minutes of it." Speedy laughed.

"¿Qué tal si aparecerá un papel enrollado en la boca? Hace que parezca como si estuviera fumando." Mas and Menos said simultaneously.

"What did they just say?" Herald frowned.

"I have no idea." Speedy shrugged.

"They wanna stick a paper cigarette in his mouth." Aqualad translated.

"I'll go get paper from my bag!" Kid Flash sped over to his bag. He looked in his bag and frowned. "I think Jinx has my clothes in her box."

"What clothes?" Robin asked with an ice pack between his legs.

"My jeans and shirt that I was gonna wear tomorrow."

"Maybe he can get it." Beast Boy suggested.

"I'm on it." Kid said, readying himself for a run over to Jump City, California.

"Jackass. You have to call them first." Speedy rudely reminded him.

"Oh." Kid whipped out his communicator and called for Jinx.

On the screen Jinx can be seen running to her communicator.

"Hello?" She said, looking at Kid Flash.

"Hey babe. I left my clothes in your box. I'm coming to get it." He told her.

Jinx looked panicked for a second before going expressionless. "You dummy. Come and get it. Take your time." She hung up.

"Wow." Kid turned to look at the screen.

"Oh Shit! Kid Flash is coming to get something!" Jinx shouted.

Kid Flash then ran out of the tower slightly slower than usual.

---

"Everyone into the main room!" Jinx shouted, grabbing Kid's clothes.

Pantha nodded her head in Raven's direction.

"I'll stay with her." Bee volunteered. "Someone won't give me back my bra." Bee growled in Argent's direction.

Argent winked as Jinx pulled them out of the room.

"Just you and me now." Bee said walking over to Raven. "Can I sit on your lap? Will you mind? Nah, you won't."

Raven rolled her eyes as Bee sat on her.

"Okay. Let me explain. I tied you up because you're... A nice way to put it is a prude. Let loose, girl. You can still have fun without losing control of your powers. Even if you don't have fun you'll experience a lot. I hope after we're done here we'll still be cool. You know what I'm gonna see if you have any feeling. Don't give me that look. I'm not talking about emotions. This is such a one sided conversation. If I take off your gag will you scream? I know you don't want the Kid walking in here with us like this."

Raven nodded. Bee took off the makeshift gag.

Raven coughed. "I do not appreciate this." She scowled.

"Of course you don't, but you will. We'll make you feel something."

"Feel what? Anger?" Raven snapped.

"Nope. You'll have fun."

"No. Are you girls trying to molest me?"

"I said no. Trust me. You'll have fun."

"Oh yeah. Being tied up is extra fun." Raven said sarcastically.

"Cool it with the sarcasm."

"And if I don't?"

"I'm not the one who's tied up."

"You aren't? I didn't realize." Raven was again sarcastic.

"That does it." Bee hopped off and walked over to Jinx's box of randomness. "Let's see what Jinx has in here. Woah. What she planning to do with this?"

Raven's eyes widened at the thought of what that object could possibly be.

---

"Thanks, Slow Poke." Kid Flash kissed Jinx on the forehead as he took his clothes.

"No prob. You better get back to your get together." Jinx began pushing Kid towards the door.

"I heard you scared a pizza girl." Kid Flash smirked.

"How?" Jinx asked, already knowing that the chick called Beast Boy up.

"She called Beast Boy and complained."

"Is that his girlfriend?" Kole asked.

"No. She likes him and a lot of others." Kid smirked.

Jinx gave him a questioning look before shaking it off. "You better get going back."

Kid Flash knew what happened, but likes to see them panic. He looked over the couch that the girls were sitting on. "Hey where's Rae and Bee?"

Starfire began chewing her nails, Pantha rubbed the back of her neck, Argent blinked and Kole started sweating.

Jinx shot them a look. "Raven's doing something in her room and Bee is... uh... getting ready for bed."

Kid Flash acted like he believed them. "Oh. What were you girls doing."

"Talking." Argent called out.

"What were you girls talking about? Kid Flash pressed.

"What's with all the questions chico?" Pantha asked nervously.

"I'm a man of question. By the way," He pointed to Argent's foot. "Why do you have a bra tied around your foot?"

Argent had an Oh shit! look on her face. "Uh. You have your habits, I have mine."

"We were playing something. Go." Jinx said, leading Kid to the door.

"Why is Star wearing Beast Boy's uniform which," He changed his tone from quizzical to sincere. "fits her very nicely"

Jinx narrowed her eyes at him.

"I did a dare Jinx gave me." Star answered.

"Go back to your friends, The Lingerer." Jinx pushed him lightly.

"Can I use the bathroom first?" Kid asked.

"You run fast. You'll be in Steel City in no time. You can even piss in the woods if it comes down to it." Jinx said.

"But there's a bathroom right there by Star's room." Kid Flash pointed to the main doors.

"Hold it. Don't be a wuss."

"But I have to-" Jinx shut him up with a sweet peck. He hugged her closely and started kissing her back. She pushed him away.

"Slow your roll. There's others here." Jinx gestured towards the other girls.

"Sorry Jinx. You know you enchant me with your oh-so-wonderful beauty." Kid apologized.

"Awww." Pantha and Argent teased, Kole and Starfire being sincere.

Jinx rolled her eyes. "Bye, you dramatic dumb ass."

Kid Flash lowered his mouth to her ear. "Did you kiss anyone?" He whispered.

Jinx hit him. "No. Did you?" She whispered back.

Kid took on a repulsed look and backed into the door. "Love ya!" Kid Flash called.

"Right back at ya!" Jinx yelled before Kid sped off.

"You too are some couple." Pantha commented.

"He loves it when I call him names, and I love to call him names." Jinx shrugged.

They all walked back to Star's room.

As soon as they opened the door the saw Bee sitting on Raven with a bottle of whip cream in hand.

"Are you gonna be sarcastic again?" Bee asked Raven.

"I dare you to use that. You've been sitting like this for two minutes. You are not going to use that." Raven challenged.

Bee raised an eyebrow. "Oh, I won't?" She took the whip cream and put some on the tip of Raven's nose. Raven's mouth formed an O. Bee used that to her advantage and put whip cream in Raven's mouth. "Raven, I bet you can't lick the rest off your nose." Bee sprayed some whip cream in her mouth.

Kole walked over to Bee. "What happened when we left?"

"Rae and I talked, she sassed me, I went in Jinx's box, surprisingly found whip cream, and threatened her with it." Bee explained without taking a breath.

"Hand me the whip cream." Argent ordered. Bee threw it at her.

She caught the cream and took a taste.

"You girls are insane." Raven said with the whip cream on her nose still.

"And you look ridiculous." Jinx chuckled.

"I shall rid the whip cream." Starfire used her 2ft long purple tongue and licked the tip of Rae's nose.

"Should I be freaked out or turned on?" Jinx asked.

"I feel a little of both." Argent mumbled.

"I'm more surprised. Even though it was kind of expected that she has alien features." Pantha said.

"She's alien on the inside and human on the outside." Kole giggled.

---

"Her tongue is kinda creepy." Aqualad said.

"You get used to it." Cy responded.

"I bet Robin's used to it." Speedy winked.

"I'll stick a shoe up your butt if you continue. When Bumblebee kicks your ass tomorrow you'll need a world renown surgeon to remove it." Robin deadpanned.

"Heh heh. You don't have to be so... I'll just shut up."

---

"Arge! Throw the cream back at me!" Bee ordered. She caught it. "Keep your tongue out Star." She spread whip cream over a foot of Star's tongue. "Enjoy!"

Starfire nodded and swallowed.

"Wow." Argent said. She crawled closer to Bee. "Kid Flash saw your bra around my ankle."

Bee looked shocked. She looked Argent in the eye. "Did you tell him how you got it?"

"No. I was planning on showing them my trophy in the morn."

Bee hopped off of Raven and on to Argent. "Hell no! I'm getting that bra back. TONIGHT."

Bee and Argent started rolling around for a while.

"Get the hell off of me!" Argent yelled as Bee pinned her.

"Give me the bra."

"Never!" Argent used her powers to knock Bee off of her.

"You tiny bitch. That's not fair!" Bee yelled, grabbing her side.

"Ha Ha- OUCH!" Argent cried as Bee bit her arm. "Damn you!"

"Never take a break to laugh." Bee tackled her.

"There is no need to fight. Break it up." Jinx tried to separate them but got her hair pulled. "Who the hell grabbed my hair. I'm kicking both your asses!" Jinx started rolling with the two.

Kole was trying to back into the farthest corner of the room, but the girls were rolling everywhere. She ended up being pulled in by her foot.

"Ow. Star! Help me!" Kole screamed as she was inching into the spinning ball of cats.

Starfire tried to help but was pulled in with Kole.

Pantha walked over to Raven.

"Why aren't you helping? Raven asked her.

"I might be a pro wrestler, but I do not win catfights. They'll slaughter me." Pantha shook her head.

"How long do you think it will last?"

"It should be over any minute now."

---

"Girls are crazy." Beast Boy said.

"Yup." Cyborg agreed.

"I kinda enjoy this." Kid Flash said.

The other boys nodded, except the one that was sleeping.

---

Kole and Starfire were thrown out of the match.

Kole crawled over to Pantha. "It was horrible." She shivered.

Starfire was holding a small lump of hair in her hand. "Do you think my hair will grow back?"

"Let me check." Pantha said. She saw the small bald patch in the middle of Star's scalp. "You're lucky you got all this hair, or that would be noticeable.

Argent, Jinx, and Bee stopped in a tired heap.

Jinx stood up. "My hair has been avenged! Now, I shall go rest." she walked over to an open spot on the floor in the crowd.

Bee grabbed Argent's foot. Argent violently kicked her foot free.

"This will be over when you give me the damn bra." Bee stood up.

"I said I won't give it to you." Argent stood and tackled Bee.

"Oof!" Bee uttered, with the petite Argent sitting on her.

"Maybe I'll get your shirt too." Argent started tugging at Bee's shirt.

Before the shirt passed her bellybutton, Bee flipped her over. "I like it reversed." With one movement, Bee had Argent's tank top off, revealing a red bra.

"So that's what how we're playing now?" Argent ripped Bee's shirt from around her stomach. " Bare your midriff."

Bee growled and pushed herself down on Arge. "Your sweats are too damn long. You should really let me help you with that." Bee said in a sweet laced voice. She grabbed Argent's left leg and ripped the sweats up to her mid-thigh.

---

Hot Spot felt something rapidly grow against his foot, and woke with a start. He looked down.

"Oh Shit!" He rolled off the couch and onto Beast Boy, and felt another hardness pressed against his back. "Ahhh!" He jumped up and pressed himself against the nearest wall.

"What's wrong?" Robin asked.

Hot Spot pointed to Kid and Beast Boy. "Pressing. On. Me." He shivered.

"Man, I tried to move your foot." Kid defended himself.

"I'm not responsible for you falling on my dick." Beast Boy said seriously. Before he started giggling.

"Just look at the screen bro." Speedy said.

"Catfiiiight!" Hot Spot hollered, sitting right back down next to Kid Flash.

"Woah! Star, get Argent. I have Bee." Pantha ordered.

Pantha grabbed Bee by her waist, and Star threw Argent over her shoulder. They put them down.

"Bee. Forget about the bra, you could have ended sleeping naked!" Jinx said to Bee.

"That might have been nice." Argent snickered, sticking her tongue out at Bee.

"I'll get you, midget." Bee threatened.

"You two. Make up! We don't need tension among us." Jinx said.

"I don't want to make up with her until I get my bra." Bee pouted.

"Why are you being such an infant?" Argent complained.

"You did say that you would present her bra to the male titans." Starfire pointed out.

Bee put her hands on her hips and gave Argent a know-it- all look.

Argent bent down and untied the bra from her foot. "I guess the scars are proof enough." She mumbled.

She handed the bra to Bee.

"I said make up. Hug." Jinx pressed.

The two hugged.

"Ugh." Raven uttered.

Bee sat back down on Raven's lap. "I forgot about you. Where is that whip cream?"

Why did she open her mouth? "You're heavy. Get off." The empath said flatly.

"Now how are you gonna stop me?" Bee asked as she expertly slipped on her bra without removing her shirt.

Raven growled.

"You know, your thigh is pretty thick. But don't worry. It's really toned." Bee complimented, removing her shirt.

"Why thank you, my magnificent molester." Raven said sarcastically.

"Someone's chatty. Maybe that's what led to your break up." Bee put the gag back in Raven's mouth, knowing she was going to say something.

Raven tried to squirm.

"No. Maybe she refused to talk about how much they hate the world on every date." Pantha snickered.

"No. It was because he wanted sex and she was too shy." Jinx corrected.

"You both are on to something, but I think it's reversed. Raven keep bothering the poor boy for a bang and he said all he wanted was a partner to talk about darkness." Argent laughed.

"Maybe she is one of the dickgirls." Starfire suggested.

Raven's eyes widened. The girls were befuddled.

"Where did you hear that Star?" Kole asked, giving Star a strange look.

"Superherorumors dot com. It said that she may have the penis." Starfire shrugged. (Fanfiction keeps on cutting this fake site out.)

"Raven? Do you?..." Jinx questioned.

Raven shook her head.

"How can we be sure?" Argent wondered, looking slyly at Raven.

Raven knew exactly what would happen. She shook her head feverishly.

"You aren't so sarcastic now, are ya? This is a girls only slumber party." Bee winked.

"Hold on. Superherorumors dot com ?" Kole asked.

"You don't use internet much." Pantha shrugged.

"They have a whole teen titans section." Jinx informed.

"What does it say about me?" Kole asked.

"It say that you and G'narkk might have a thing." Jinx dished.

Kole gasped. "I would never."

"It also said that you live in the down there with Jericho's love child." Pantha added.

"I'm only 16! I think I'm gonna faint." Kole said, turning pale.

"You look more like you're gonna vomit." Jinx mentioned.

---

Jericho's face paled.

"That site said that Raven and I are secretly dating." Robin said. "She's like a sister to me!"

"Eww. You guys are too much alike to date. Starfire completes you." Beast Boy commented.

"Yeah. You're paranoid, obsessed, grumpy, hot headed, short, etc. Star is tall, beautiful, joyful, mostly calm, and other nice things. See? Balance." Cy joked.

Robin frowned. "Is that right? Well, Beast Boy balances Raven out."

"On a friendship level. Star and I balance her, you, and Cy out." Beast Boy responded.

"I'm not an angry person." Cyborg disagreed.

"You're as paranoid, obsessed, and hot headed as Robin."

"That rumor site started this. It said that I have venereal disease, general warts, and a.. flat iron." Speedy said randomly.

Everyone looked at him.

"What? It's what they had on that stupid site."

Aqualad rolled his eyes. "Whatever. I'm going to get these guys in bed." He picked up the sleeping twins. "They wore themselves out today."

"When don't they wear themselves out?" Speedy asked.

"Am I the only one who's looking at the screen? Argent has cavity search gloves!" Red Star pointed to the television.

---

Raven shook her head profusely. "Mnmmm mmmm!"

"Relax Argent. I know your tipsy and all horny and stuff, but don't go crazy." Bee looked back at Raven. "You're really comfy."

Raven rolled her eyes.

---

"Your really- frfrrrrffrrf."

"What the hell happened Cy?" Speedy panicked.

Cyborg was typing things into the TV's system. "This can't be." Cyborg said more to himself, his human side expressing shock.

"What Cy?" Robin asked.

"A Cyborg made electrical unit... fried."

"So there's no way to get it back on?" Beast Boy asked.

"No. The camera itself had a short." Cyborg looked like he was about to cry. Then he perked up. "I needed to go charge anyway. Did you Easters leave my charging station intact?"

"Yup." Speedy depressingly told Cyborg, who was walking out of the room. "What the hell are we supposed to do now?"

"It's a good thing it fried. I feel perverted." Jericho signed, adding a shiver at the end.

"Let's all take a swim?" Aqualad suggested, walking back into the room.

"There is no way that I'm going in that pool." Hot Spot told them.

"Why? Mr. Flame's afraid of water?" Kid Flash asked.

"No. Large amounts of water just makes me nervous." He shivered. "I think I'll just sleep."

"Fine. Who's up for it?" Aqualad asked.

"Oh oh oh! Me!" the immature changeling stripped off his shirt, shoes and gloves and ran to the pool.

"I'm digging it. It'll keep me from snoozing." Herald took his shoes and shirt off and rolled up his pants.

Kid Flash ended up in the pool with nothing but swimming trunks on in a split second.

Robin looked over at him. "How come you have swim shorts?"

"I was prepared for this. I just changed into them."

Robin shook his head, still amazed by the whole speed thing.

"Aren't you coming, Robin?" Bushido asked, getting ready to dip his feet in the pool.

"I will. Eventually." Robin chilled back on the couch.

"Don't mind him Bushido. He needs no fun." Speedy teased as he was putting music on. Robin rolled his eyes.

'Somebody That I used To Know' started playing.

"Speedy! Please do not put that song on! We need something fun." Aqualad called.

"No one complains when you put that ocean crap on!" Speedy snapped.

"You personally bought me an Mp3 player and told me that if I played it out loud you were gonna chain me down in the pool and throw 10 freeze arrows at the water." Aqualad calmly objected.

"But I didn't complain before that." Speedy stretched out.

"You did it the day after I started playing it!"

"Whatever!" Speedy pressed a button and 'Tongue Tied' started blaring.

"Do you guys have any Rolling Stones?" Herald asked, earning a high five from Jericho.

"Who?" Kid Flash asked.

"How old are you dudes?" Beast Boy asked as he changed back to a human from a squid.

"I don't have any songs from before 1995." Speedy shrugged, walking back to the pool.

---

The girls were doing random thing for a while now. Starfire and Bee were braiding Raven's (Still tied up) hair; Jinx and Pantha were chatting and watching Kole do some cartwheels; and Argent- Argent was sitting in a corner with her bag, downing some whiskey she brought in a metal container.

"Warm. So warm." She shivered, taking another sip.

Star's hair accidentally knocked over the empty whip cream bottle. It began rolling.

"So you see I didn't mean it like that Pantha. I was ju-" Jinx was telling Pantha before noticing Kole flying out of control after tripping over the whip cream bottle.

"Ahhh!" She fell on top of Argent. She was an inch away from knocking her head on the wall. Jinx and Pantha ran to help them.

The metal container flew out of Argent's hand and landed in Raven's lap, where it started leaking out it's contents.

"Mmmm!" Raven started shaking her legs to get the liquid to pour elsewhere.

Starfire picked up the booze bottle and sniffed it. "Ugh. It is an alcoholic beverage."

Bee grabbed it an sniffed it also. "Damn! This is some hard liquor!"

Argent was standing near them and blushing.

"Why are you drinking this?" Jinx asked after smelling it.

"Uhh. It's relaxing." Argent answered. Pantha walked over to her bag. "Hey!"

Pantha searched throw the bag and removed two large empty cans of beer. "I thought you only had one!"

"And a smaller one!" Kole added.

"That is one! I take larger cans." Argent said.

"I give her this: For a sixteen year old she can really hold liquor. She's barely even swaying!" Jinx complimented. "But, underage drinking is still bad. Especially if you drink this much."

"Why are you drinking so much?" Bee asked.

"Party? You can't have a good party without having one drunk person." She smiled.

Jinx looked her over. "I don't believe you, but I'll take it."

"Shouldn't we tie her up?" Pantha said as she pulled the others away from Argent.

They looked over at Argent.

"I feel nice." Argent whispered.

"Uhhh?"

"She holds alcohol pretty well." Starfire commented.

"She doesn't have human side effects." Pantha warned.

"Lets just watch and see. I'll put on some music." Bee walked over to her player.

"Let Me!" Argent ran to the player and started typing something.

"'Blame It'? Jinx asked as the music started.

"Yup. Blame what I'm about to do on the alcohol." Argent got a few looks. She sighed. "Wanna dance Kole?" Argent targeted the weakest.

"I guess." Kole shrugged, looking at the others.

Argent grabbed her as soon as she came close, and started dancing on her.

"Woah! Can someone help?" Kole cried.

"It helps if you start dancing!" Jinx directed jokingly.

"Oh! That is like a game I played in my youth!" Star exclaimed. She ran over bent Argent over slightly and began dancing on her.

"That's exactly what Argent wants." Pantha said.

"Well I am so joining that." Jinx ran over and slid between Star and Argent.

"Aren't you joining Bee?" Pantha asked.

"Nope. This song is about taking advantage of a drunk girl. You?"

"I don't feel comfortable partying like that." Pantha shrugged.

"You're not the only one."

"Whatever."

Bee put her hands on her hips. "You don't believe me?"

"No."

"Why?" Foot tapping began.

"All night you've been an innocent amount of horny and danced around to that lil Wayne song."

Bee frowned, obviously disappointed that she lost an argument. "Whatever! I just didn't feel like dancing."

Pantha smirked. Her attention drifted towards Raven. "You gonna leave her like that all night?"

"Nah. Eventually I'll let her go." Bee walked over to Raven, followed by Pantha. "I think I need to fix her hair. Starfire really tangled it!"

"Mmm Mmm." Raven shook her head.

"Why?" Bee asked.

Raven tried to glance at her mouth and craned her neck.

"I got you." Bee took the tape off gently. "You are lucky you don't have a mustache."

"Do not touch my hair. I'll take care of it later."

"She's been sitting like that for a while. Shouldn't you ask her if she wants to piss?" Pantha questioned.

"I do." Raven answered.

"Sure, but I need your clothes." Bee said.

"Why?" Raven said through gritted teeth.

"Will you leave the tower half naked? No. Also, If you go to your room we will get you."

"How would you do that?" Raven just wanted to hear what she already knew.

"We could use Kole to slice your door open; have Pantha or Star rip your door off; Argent could punch a hole through it; Jinx could snap her fingers and your door will fall off; or I could use my stingers to rid the hinges."

"Starfire can also rip her wall off altogether."

"Fine. Just let me use the bathroom."

Raven removed her shirt to reveal a dark blue camisole.

"I want the camisole too." Bee said.

Raven frowned and took off her camisole. She raised her hands to cover her dark blue bra.

Bee sucked her teeth. "You can keep your shorts on."

Raven stomped away to the bathroom.

"You know she won't wanna be tied up again." Pantha said.

"I know." She started nodding her head and sang, "Girl I know you feel good, just like you look."

"I thought you didn't like this song." Pantha raised an eyebrow.

"I don't. Doesn't mean I don't know it."

"That made no sense."

"Shut up."

Pantha laughed.

"You know what I mean. Shawty got drunk thought it all was a dream." Pantha sang.

"So I made her say ah. Ah ah." Bee couldn't help but sing.

Kole finally got away from the dance train, her dress over her head. She ran into Raven who just came out of the bathroom.

"Crap!" Raven yelled, falling over.

Kole stood up and adjusted her dress. "So sorry." She apologized, helping Raven up.

Raven waved her hand and walked over to Pantha and Bee and grabbed her clothes.

"Is 'ragdoll' written all over me?" Kole asked them.

"You're way to innocent." Pantha told her.

"So they're trying to corrupt me?"

"I guess." Bee shrugged.

"That's not very promising."

"Maybe you'll have the guts to tell Jericho you like him." Pantha said.

Kole blushed.

Raven sat back in the chair. "Do not tie me back up."

"We won't" Bee said.

Raven raised her eyebrows. "You won't?"

"Nope. Unless," Bee looked at her. "You're into that." Bee joked.

"I'll pass."

"I wonder what's playing next." Pantha said.

"It must be Argent's party mix on Pandora." Raven said.

"Yay! You said a complete sentence!" Bee cheered.

"So?" Raven questioned.

"That means progress."

"Wait. Pandora?" Kole asked.
"Get out more!" Pantha yelled in a friendly manner.

"Finally! This song is OVER!" Kole cheered, knowing this song will always have bad memories.

"I like this song!" Bee squealed as the next song played. She stood back, ready to dance.

Starfire was partying alone on the floor as Jinx and Argent sat. Bee walked over to the Tamaranean princess and started dancing with her.

"Lost without you! Can't help myself." Bee sang, twirling Star.

"This is one of Robin's favorite songs."

Bee started laughing. "Seriously? I thought was more of a Techno guy."

"Yes. He even danced to it."

"Robin likes Robin Thicke? Heh hee."

They started doing salsa movements, Bee the masculine role and Star the feminine.

"I pick the next song." Raven said to the girls who were standing around her.

"And what would that be?" Argent asked.

"Piss by Pantera."

"Awesome! Head banging. I'll pick L'Enfant Sausage by Gojira " Jinx said.

"I pick after all the damn metal." Pantha said.

"What would you pick?" Kole asked.

"I'll surprise you all. What about you?"

"I'm picking 'Call Me Maybe'."

"I hate that song." Argent said.

"I'm not fond of Metal but I'm not complaining."

"I wonder what Star's gonna pick." Argent said.

"Probably something along the lines of Katy Perry." Jinx snickered.

"She actually likes Metal." Raven said.

Pantha and Kole weren't surprised, thinking back to the earlier conversation with Star.

"She does?" Argent gasped.

"Yes. But she is most likely gonna pick pop." Raven answered.

"That will be good. I think my head might fall off from too much Metal." Pantha complained.

"What about Hardcore Rap? I can't understand it as much as I don't understand Metal." Kole said.

"I hate that too." Pantha responded.

"It isn't all that bad. You just need to know certain songs." Jinx said.

"I like keeping my music a little softer. Especially my party mixes." Argent said.

"Are you a party animal?" Raven asked her.

"I used to be." Argent sighed.

No one wanted to ponder any farther.

---

"You know what I don't get? When I was 16, Aqualad scolded me for flirting with a 14 yrs old!" Speedy complained over the sound of 'When It All Goes Wrong Again' by Everclear.

"It just seemed wrong." Aqualad shrugged. "Oh, and you were sixteen last month."

"And this month I'm seventeen. This was last year that I flirted with her." He told them calmly before shouting, "I am two freaking years older than her! It's okay for an 20yr old to date a 18yr old, but I can't flirt with a 14yr old!"

"I don't see what's wrong. I was a year older than Terra." Beast Boy said without feeling sadness over lost love.

They were slightly surprised. They all knew that that Terra was Beast Boy's first love.

Speedy shook it off. "See?" He purposely kicked water at Aqualad.

"Her age didn't matter. It was the fact that you followed her into girl scouts meeting." Aqualad said. "And had to be dragged out."

"She was volunteering there!"

"You followed her?" Kid asked.

"She winked at me! And she was hot."

Herald rolled his eyes. "Of course she was."

"That's only ever his reason." Aqualad said.

"You have hot girl's thrown at you from all corners yet you ignore them!"

"Some people have morals Speedy. You better stop before you get someone pregnant."

"I'M NO-"

"Shut up please! I'm trying to sleep!" Hot Spot yelled from the couch where he and Robin had been occupying. "And lower the volume on the FREAKING music!"

"Stop being a prick. If you want quiet go sleep in the tub!" Kid Flash said.

"I said please you asshole!" Hot Spot said crankily.

"I'm the asshole?"

"What's with all the yelling?" Robin asked sleepily.

Hot Spot spoke up. "They're disturbing my rest. If they don't stop, I'm going to-"

"Be even more bitchy then you usually are from lack of sleep?" Kid Flash teased.

"Oh, you're gonna get it!" Hot Spot ran into the water as Kid Flash sped away.

Kid Flash was standing by the couch. "Ha ha!"

"Damn your speed." He grumbled.

Kid Flash ran back into the water. "Your in the water now."

Hot Spot frowned. "I. Guess. I. Am." He tried to get out but slipped back in on the ledge.

"Are you okay? That could have been bad if bad if you fell forward."

"It's all you assholes faults for not letting me sleep." Hot Spot said quietly as swam to the shallow area of the pool.

"You are type deadly cranky, dude." Beast Boy determined.

"There is a 5hr difference between New York and Morroco. Right Now it's 1:40. I should have been waking up by now." He explained. "I hope the crime is low tomorrow, because I'm sleeping in."

"It's bad for heroes to take a break when crime is high." Robin piped up.

The pyro rolled his eyes. "They're only petty crimes. Stealing vases is something that the police can handle, but are too lazy to."

"Whatever, but still keep alert."

"When are you gonna chill out and get your high strung butt in the pool?" Speedy called.

"I prefer to stay dry."

Speedy looked at Kid Flash and nodded towards Robin.

Kid Flash nodded back once and sped out of the pool. In a flash Robin was sitting in the pool with them with nothing but his mask and tights on.

"What the fuck?" Robin shouted at Kid, who just shrugged.

"Lay back and chiiill." Herald said like a Stoner, putting his hands behind his head.

"I'm gonna change the music." Speedy said, grabbing a towel.

"Hey Speedy? Remember when Bee slapped you that one time for a song you were dancing too." Aqualad said.

Speedy frowned.

"You shall tell us, yes?" Red Star insisted.

"Okay, here's what happened. Speedy was showing the twins and I this dance to a song that was focusing on something provocative. As was thrusting his hips in the middle of the song, Bee walks in and asks him what song he's listening to. He couldn't hear her over the noise and-"

"They don't need hear the rest." Speedy grumbled.

They guys started uttering sounds of disappointment.

"Come on. We will try not to laugh." Jericho signed.

"Fine. I'll tell ya. Okay so I was showing them my cool moves and then Bee sneaked up behind me to feel up all this goodness. She turned off the music and tapped my shoulder. She was all, 'Don't you be listening to this music without me here dancing with you!' slapped my ass really hard."

"You know that's not what happened." Aqualad said simply.

"I know but that sounds less embarrassing."

"I'm telling them. Okay so Bee walked in and stood behind Speedy, glaring at his head. She punched the stereo to a stop and was all 'What in the world do you think your listening to? This crap is disrespectful to women. I know you won't want to be judged on how big your ass is!'. Then Speedy and his stupid self said, 'You're just saying that because your ass isn't all that big. Even though you do have something in the back of that trunk.' Bee raise her hand and- haha- s-she slapped him so hard that his cheek was swollen for a week. He talked like a crackhead with no teeth!"

All the guys bursted out laughing.

Speedy, blushing a bright red, raised his hand to object. "But I was a very sexy crackhead."

The guys just laughed harder.

"Damn. Why are you so disrespectful?" Robin asked Speedy after wiping his eyes.

"I'm not in the wrong. She's bitchy, so of course I have to be a jerk. That's just the cycle of things."

"That... Made no sense whatsoever." Bushido pointed out.

"Did it have to?"

"Wanna show us the dance?" Kid Flash asked.

"No."

"I'll give you 20 bucks." Herald offered.

"20 bucks, huh?" Speedy popped in a CD. "You will pay me?"

"Is it 11:56 in California?"

"Yeah, I still don't wanna do the dance." He pressed play and went back in the pool.

"Boo!" The boys yelled over the sound of 'Burn it Down' by Lincoln Park.

"Hey! Dancing might be my charm but that dance is traumatizing. I wasn't able to do the 'Spliss'." Speedy said.

"Not this again." Aqualad muttered.

"The 'Spliss'?" Robin asked.

"Speedy's Bliss Kiss. I can melt anyone with that kiss."

Herald shook his head."I don't believe you."

"Why did you say that?" Aqualad asked him quietly.

"I'll prove it." Speedy looked over at Beast Boy paddling around as a turtle. "Hey Beast Boy! Come here."

"Is he going to do what I think he will?" Red Star asked.
"He definitely will." Aqualad said.

"What?" Beast Boy asked as he was close to Speedy in human form.

Speedy grabbed him and smooched him.

"What the fuck?" Hot Spot asked from the corner he was in.

Aqualad facepalmed himself.

"Shit!" Kid Flash laughed/screamed.

"Boy is that crazy." Robin said.

Speedy pushed Beast Boy away. "I'm not gay just to let you guys know."

Beast Boy's eyes were wide. "Gahh?"

"See? And that was without tongue." Speedy pointed.

"But that's Beast Boy." Herald said.

Beast Boy finally regained the ability to speak. "Why did. He. Kiss me?"

"That was a 'Spliss'" Aqualad mumbled.

"Did you dig it?" Herald asked.

"I need a hug." Beast Boy shivered. "From a girl."

Jericho patted him on the head, before turning to the other guys. "He didn't answer the question."

"That was funny!" Kid Flash laughed.

"Guh gah. Eep!" Beast Boy screamed.

"Is he okay?" Robin asked.

Beast Boy's eyes were wide open and drool was spilling out the side of his mouth.

"That's a side affect of the 'Spliss'" Speedy explained, before slapping Beast Boy.

"Why did you kiss me?" Beast Boy asked calmly.

"I needed to demonstrate my special kiss. Honestly, did you like it?"

"I kissed a dude and I liked it. Does this mean I'm bisexual, 'cause I'm not ready to have my ass rammed?" Beast Boy asked himself.

"Nope. You probably just liked the kiss." Kid Flash said.

Hot Spot carefully swam behind Kid Flash.

"Oh Okay."

"You believe me now?" Speedy asked Herald.

"But that's Beast Boy."

"Whatever Trumpet Boy. The others believe me."

"Yeah. Please don't kiss anyone else." Robin said.

"What? Are you- AHH!" Kid Flash yelled as his head was getting pushed underwater by Hot Spot.

"You can't run now!" Hot Spot yelled.

The boys were trying to pull them apart.

"He's one cranky dude." Beast Boy said.

"Do you need another 3 months of therapy?" Robin asked.

Hot Spot let go and went over to the side of the pool. "Fuck the therapist!" He shouted with his arms crossed.

"Fuck you!" Kid Flash yelled, trying not to attack him.

"Sorry, but you shouldn't have gotten on my nerves, bastard!"

Robin gave Beast Boy a look. "Beast Boy?"

"Ugh. You owe me dude." Beast Boy turned into a baby dolphin and swam over to Hot Spot.

Hot Spot started petting Beast Boy. "I think I like Beast Boy better as a cute animal."

If Beast Boy was a human, he probably would have said 'Hey!'.

"Hey Kid. You should call Jinx and see what they're doing." Robin suggested.

Kid Flash instantly calmed down and smiled. "Yeah I should." He ran over to his bag.

Aqualad looked at Robin. "You calmed them down better than I would have." His expression darkened jokingly. "Don't steal my thing."

Robin smirked.

---

They girls were in the middle of listening to the Jinx's song pick. Pantha was trying to talk over the sound of screaming voices and loud instruments.

"Do they have to yell?"

"That's expressing how they feel inside!" Jinx yelled back to her.

"Raven's song was a little better!" Kole yelled.

"I can't understand shit!" Bee shouted.

"Just listen!" Jinx responded.

The song started to slowly fade, meaning it's over.

"Is it over?" Pantha asked.

"I enjoyed that song." Starfire said.

"So did I." Raven agreed.

"It was fucking with my hearing." Pantha complained.

Argent giggled.

Argent giggled? That caught the girls attention.

"She said 'fuck'. Heh heh." Argent giggled again. Then with a sexy growl she said, "I like the word 'fuck'."

"Uhh?"

"I'm gonna go search for my song. It's been popping up in my head." Pantha said, hurrying to the player.

A buzzing went off.

"Oh no. Every time that a communicator goes off something happens." Kole groaned.

"I'm not even going to see if that's mine." Bee said.

Jinx ran to hers as 'Trading Places' by Usher started playing. "It's mine. I hope Kid didn't leave any more stuff." she said before she answered.

"Hii Sweetie!" Kid yelled enthusiastically.

"What now?" She asked before looking at him. "Why are you wet and shirtless?"

"Just came from the pool. What other reason did you think I would be wet?" He winked.

She rolled her eyes. "Shut up. Why did you call?"

"You just told me to shut up." He pointed out.

"Okay. Open it back up."

He took a deep breath. "I teased a very cranky Hot Spot; he got mad and chased me into the pool; we all started talking; Speedy mentioned his special kiss; Herald didn't believe him, so Speedy kissed Beast Boy; I let my guard down to laugh; Hot Spot attacked me, Which led to Robin playing peacemaker and suggesting I call you. So, here I am." He breathed out.

"Hold on. I think I caught everything, but I not sure I heard correctly. Speedy kissed Beast Boy?"

"Yep. It was hilarious! BB went into shock mode and Speedy slapped him. We asked him if he liked it and he did! He wasn't sure if he was bi or something."

"Wow. All we're doing right now is playing music."

"That is a nice song." Kid commented. "You gonna act on it?"

"Huh?" Jinx listened to the song. "Whatchu getting at?"

"Trading Places. 'I'm always on the top, tonight I'm the bottom.'" He sang flatly.

"So you want me to do you that favor?" Jinx cocked her head.

"Uhh? Yep."

"No." She said coldly.

"Why? You don't want this?" Kid laid his hand on his toned shoulder.

"You can't get enough of this." She replied. "I can wait for that."

"You barely touch me." He complained.

"And you're all over me. Sucking, licking, and fingering."

He groaned. "Don't get me started."

"You give in too easily." She simpered.

"Don't you enjoy seeing me wet?" He pointed to himself.

She put a finger on her chin."Looks familiar."

"Maybe like what I did to you on Tuesday."

"Please. You'll never please me like that."

He lowered his voice. "I can't? I'll show you."

"I can borrow your mask?" Jinx winked.

"Yeah. If you want to trade like that."

"Yup. I'll be Kid for once." She whispered.

"So that means-"
"No. I'm still not gonna suck it."

"You've never even seen it."

She chuckled. "I bet it's not impressive."

"It will be to you 'cause I bet you've never seen anything like it."

Pantha walked up behind Jinx. "You two having phone sex?" She laughed.

Jinx jumped. "We're kind of arguing. This song started it."
"That must be some argument. I'll leave you two to it." With that she walked away.

Jinx looked back at him. "I wonder if you think it's impressive. If you do, I don't score it too good."

"I'll have you cumming after first glance." He smirked.

She rolled her eyes. "If you say so." She said sarcastically.

"You're never gonna please your man? Are gonna be my dominatrix?"

"Do I get the uniform and whip?"

"Your small tits and tiny figure in a corset?" He joked.

Jinx laughed. "You didn't call my tits small when you were sucking on them."

"Refrain from the use of the word 'suck'"

"Why? Cause you're desperate for someone to suck your cock?"

"Not someone. My one and only."

"Cute. Want me to scratch that onto your back?"

Kid realized something. "I've seen you in the nude and my clothes never came off."

"But you were on your knees, so you're my bitch."

"I'm your bitch? You gonna handcuff me to the bed?"

"I'll think about it. Goodnight."

"Love you mistress."

"You're a good bitch, so I love you too." She hung up.
She turned around to see The girls looking at her. "What?"

They all started laughing.

Kole got on her knees in front of Jinx. "Love you mistress." She said lovingly, before rolling over laughing.

"Shut up." Jinx said.

"That's how you guys argue?" Raven chuckled.

"Yeah. It's just that are arguments aren't serious."

Kole ran to type in her song because the song ended.

"Do not pick 'Call Me Maybe'!" Argent yelled.

"Let her. It's a breath of fresh air." Bee said.

"I wasn't going to." Kole said before pressing play. "This song is stuck in my head."

"I like this song. Sing along!" Bee yelled, when she heard the beginning of Want U Back by Cher Lloyd.

"Hey, boy you never had much game," Kole sang.
"So I needed to upgrade." Argent chimed in.
So I went and walked away-way-way. Now I seen you been hanging out, with that other girl in town
Looking like a pair of clowns-clowns-clowns." They all sang. (When I say all, forget about Raven)
"Remember all the things that you and I did first" Kole sang.
"And now you're doing them with her."Bee went.
"Remember all the things that you and I did first. You got me got me like this. And now you're taking her to every restaurant. And everywhere we went, come on! And now you're taking her to every restaurant. You got me got me like this" They all piped.

They were to lazy to sing the rest, but Star and Kole kept going.

"Does this night ever stop?" Raven asked herself.

"Would you rather paint your nails than experiment?" Jinx questioned.

"I hate both. I'd rather read a book."

"You are seriously boring, chica." Pantha said.

"What do you all want? For me to strip down to my underwear and prance around? Not gonna happen."

"And this is why they pop a sock in your mouth." Jinx smirked.

"That's so funny, Dominatrix." It was Raven's turn to smirk.

They were doing their own thing until the song was done.

"My turn to choose the song!" Starfire flew over to the sound system.

"Please don't give me a headache." Raven thought a loud.

Starfire pressed play. 'Me and My Gang' by Rascal Flats started playing.

Everyone paused.

"What the fuck?" Kole said before shooting a hand over her mouth.

"That was enough to make Kole cuss." Pantha pointed out.

"I'm not gonna sit here and listen to Rascal Flats." Bee said.

"I hope my emotions don't takeover and try to kill me, just to not suffer with this music in my head." Raven said.

"There must have been an error. That is not the song I wished to play." Starfire rushed over and started typing again.

"This better be good." Jinx said.

"Done!" Starfire said as 'Wide Awake' by Katy Perry began playing.

Raven rolled her eyes. "Expected."

"Argent?" Bee nudged Argent.

"Heh heh. Guess what." She said loudly.

"What?" Everyone replied.

"I'm getting a kiss out of all of you. Who wants to save me the trouble of pouncing them?"

They all looked her in a way to say 'This girl is nuts!'

"I've already been kissed." Kole reminded them.

"I know that. You are pardoned." Argent looked at the others. "Who wants to save me the trouble?" She asked again.

Jinx remembered something. "Oh yeah! Speaking of kissing, Kid told me that Speedy kissed Beast Boy." She told them before laughing.

There was a long pause.

"Does this mean they're dating now?" Kole asked.

"Argent tongue kissed you and I don't see you sending her flowers. No they aren't dating. Speedy mentioned a 'Spliss' and Herald didn't believe him, so he proved it. Now Beast Boy is unsure of his sexuality!" Jinx laughed.

"Not the 'Spliss' again." Bee groaned.

"Is Speedy bisexual?" Argent asked.

"No. He just loves proving his point" Bee explained. "His stupid special kiss has done it again." She whispered to herself.

"Wow. The boy's are experimenting too." Raven said.

"What if the guys are making out at this very second?" Argent said.

There was a pause before they all started laughing.

"Robin would have stopped them from having their fun!" Bee laughed.

"He is very strict indeed!" Star agreed.

Jinx calmed them down. "They're in the pool." She said simply.

They paused again.

"Aqua Erotica!" Pantha laughed.

They all laughed.

"And they're shirtless." Jinx added.

They all went silent.

"Now that's a pretty picture." Raven said to their astonishment.

"I wanna see that." Argent said.

"I'm... gonna go, uh, call someone." Star walked to her vanity and took up her communicator.

"Come over here and call. We want a glimpse." Bee urged, throwing on her shirt.

"I need a shirt!" Argent shouted, seeing as Bee ripped her's.

"Put on your robe." Jinx directed.

Argent ran to get her robe and threw it on. "Are you sure you should be wearing that Bee?" Argent asked, pointing to the shirt that was ripped from around her stomach.

"They see my stomach everyday. If they ask we had an argument. It's no big deal." Bee shrugged.

The girls all sat behind Star.

"You're calling Robin, aren't you." Raven more said than asked.

"Yes." Star confirmed.

"I wanna screw with all their heads." Pantha said. "Especially Beast Boy."

"I second that!" Jinx agreed.

"I'm always game for taunting someone." Raven deadpanned.

Kole raised her hand. "Count me in" "We should probably use the main computers to contact them." Starfire suggested. They all agreed and walked into the main room.

---

I told you I'm off. So I

The guys were sitting around the main room floor talking, still shirtless. They had decided that they did

not wish to prune up and just started watching television.

"I don't get this 'Clash of the Planets' stuff." Speedy said.

"It's like the most awesomeness show ever!" Beast Boy exclaimed.

"It just is not understandable." Red Star said.

"So do guys wanna watch 'Creature from Jones Lake'?" Robin asked.

"I've seen that hundreds of times." Hot Spot complained.

"One more time won't hurt then."

"You should let me pick a show. It is my tower!" Speedy exaggerated.

"It's not your tower, first of all." Robin pointed out. "And, if we let you pick we're gonna end up watching 'Dissed'" (Not a real show. Or is it?)

"But it's funny! Watching girls cuss each other out over who stole who's boyfriend."

"Well, this is all knew to me. I don't watch T.V much." Herald said.

"Neither do I." Bushido agreed.

They were expecting Jericho to sign an agreement, but when they looked back he was passed out.

"I'm surprised I'm still awake." Robin said.

"I can't go no longer." Aqualad said. "I'm turning in. Goodnight." Aqualad said before dragging himself over to the pool and throwing himself in.

"What's the point of getting out only to get back in?" Speedy whispered.

They shrugged.

"Do you people go grocery shopping? Now I'm eating my sandwich with no lettuce!" Kid complained, standing in front of the TV with a sandwich in hand.

"There was a whole head in there!" Speedy exclaimed.

"I ate it." Kid said, accompanied with a loud belch. "Excuse me."

"You wiped us clean, didn't you?" Speedy got up and rushed to the fridge.

"I can't help being a heavy eater." Kid Flash turned his head and hugged the sandwich to his chest.

"Dammit! Now we have to get more food."

"Would you mind moving? This is a good part." Beast Boy said.

Kid sat down and swallowed his sandwich whole.

The large computer started beeping.

"What the hell do the girls want?" Speedy grumbled, going to the computer from the fridge.

The other guys turned their heads to see.

"Hello?" Speedy said as he answered.

The girls popped up on the screen all bunched up together. They looked at each other and smiled.

"Heeey Speeedy!" They stretched out.

"Hi. What do you guys want?" Speedy asked, eying them carefully.

"You guys went for a swim?" Raven asked in a manner that could only be classified as suspicious.

"Yeah."

"That's nice. All we wanted to do was talk." Argent said.

"His abs are coming in nicely." Jinx pointed out.

"I know right!" Speedy agreed.

Bee smiled at him. "He's been training really hard lately."

"Uhh..." Speedy knew Bee was pissed off at him. Why is she so nice now?

"Can you call Robin?" Starfire asked with a sickeningly sweet smile on her face.

"Sure!" Speedy said fast, rushing to the couch. "Robin, the crazies want you."

"The crazies?" Herald asked.

"Didn't you see them? They're acting strange."

Robin went into detective mode. "Strange. I'll go see what's up." He walked over to the computer.

"Heeeey Rooobin!" They all said.

"Uh. Hi?"

"So, what have you guys been up to?" Pantha asked.

Robin looked at them skeptically. "We went for a swim, now we're watching television."

"Anything interesting happen?" Bee asked.

"Not really." He answered hesitantly.

"Are all of you guys shirtless?" Kole questioned.

"He's really been working out." Argent commented. "You had anything to do with that Star?" She winked at her.

Starfire smiled. "Maybe."

"Oh I wonder what they do?" Pantha chuckled.

They all started laughing.

"Can you get Beast Boy?" Raven asked. "We have things to settle with him." She said flatly.

"Uh? Hey Beast Boy, you wanna talk?" Robin was desperate to get away.

The girls started snickering.

Beast Boy showed up as Robin sneaked away.

"I'm warning you guys: Don't go over there!" Robin warned the others.

"Hi!" Beast Boy waved.

The girls looked at each other then looked back at Beast Boy.

"Uh.. Gah?" They looked blankly at the screen.

Beast Boy cocked his head to the side. "What?"

They started chuckling. Raven kept a straight face.

"Hey BB. Did anything experimental lately?" Kole asked.

"He must have been experimenting in the gym." Raven said sarcastically.

"Please! He looks like he couldn't lift a feather!" Bee teased.

Beast Boy blushed. "I do work out!"

"Don't be so mean. He does look like he's been working out." Argent objected. She looked at Beast Boy "Those video games are doing wonders for your thumbs."

They all started laughing.

"Hey girls, what's the difference between a man and a Q?" Pantha asked.

"What?"

"They're just a 0 without that little thing dangling below." Pantha winked.

"So Beast Boy isn't a man?" Starfire asked with fake innocence.

They all laughed.

"I have something!" Beast Boy yelled, blushing profusely.

"Wanna show us?" Argent asked humorously.

"I uh- um no." Beast Boy mumbled.

"Show us a blank!" Bee laughed.

"You guys are mean." Beast Boy said.

"Have anything close to your mouth lately?" Jinx questioned, pointing to her mouth.

Bee started making kissing noises.

"Huh? Wait... What? KID FLASH!" Beast Boy yelled.

Kid appeared next to him. "Yeah."

Beast Boy grabbed onto him and shook him. "You told them!"

"It was funny!" Kid thumped Beast Boy's arm.

"I bet it was, Zoom Zoom." Bee said.

"Watch out Jinx. That Flash in his name might mean something else." Raven smirked.

"Huh?" Kid Flash said.

"You do 'come early' to things!" Jinx laughed, putting emphasis on come.

"Hey! I do not cum early!"

"Yeah right!" Pantha chuckled.

"Hey, we should believe him." Bee scolded jokingly. She looked at Kid "Can you turn out you palms?"

"Why?" Kid Flash slowly turned out his palms.

"See? He'll know. By looking at the hair growing on the inside of his hands, I can tell he beats his meat... A lot!" She laughed.

"You guys are brutal." Kid folded his arms.

"I know." Jinx smirked.

"Oh, we all know how mean you are." He said in an annoyed manner.

Kole pointed at him. "Don't you disrespect your lovely mistress."

Jinx blushed slightly as the other girls laughed.

He gasped. "How despicable!"

"And funny!" Beast Boy laughed, before noticing them looking at him. "Uh oh."

"Hey Flagpole, did you enjoy your kiss?" Raven asked.

"Uh... I m-maybe, you know, did. A little." Beast Boy stuttered, looking down. He looked up. "Why are your clothes ripped?" He asked Bee, even though he knew why.

"Uh. A small argument." Bee answered uncertainly. She thought this was going to be easy.

"And Argent is wearing a robe. That means you ripped most of her clothes off." Kid Flash noted.

"Ripping off each others clothes? Must have had a fun night, didn't we?" Beast Boy figured.

These guys thought they won this battle.

"Yes detective dweeb. More fun than you have idolizing Urkel." Argent snickered.

Kid Flash was already gone by the time they were about to insult him.

"I don't have to take this!" Beast Boy yelled, pointing to the screen.

"Yet you're still here." Jinx pointed out.

Beast Boy mumbled something.

"We met your girlfriend." Kole singsonged.

"She's not my girlfriend!"

"She was all 'Where's Beast Boy? Where's my friend? The boy I'm gonna call when my boyfriend dumps me-e-eee!'" Argent mocked.

BB couldn't help but chuckle at that. "She said Jinx flirted with her."

"For a dare. She's good-looking. What does she want you for?"

"You know we're just teasing ya. Even though this is the only type of teasing you'll get, Elf Ears." Jinx informed him seriously.

Beast Boy frowned.

"Shouldn't we help him?" Herald asked, looking back.

"That's dangerous territory man. They're on a abusive rampage and their target is Beast Boy. Let's just let them let it all out." Speedy directed.

"Maybe we should shut off the computer?" Red Star suggested, laying on the couch.

"You don't know girls." Kid Flash shook his head. "They're just gonna do it tomorrow in person, and all of us will get it. Let them get it out of their systems."

"We can't just let them drive Beast Boy to tears!" Herald exclaimed.

"You can't be thinking about-" Hot Spot started.

Herald got up. "I'm going in."

"He is one brave man." Bushido said.

"And stupid too." Robin added.

"I do not!" Beast Boy yelled.

"We found the porn in your room. Is that how you fill the void of loneliness?" Jinx teased.

"Then he's gonna be collecting for a long time!" Bee laughed.

"Why you teasing Beast Boy for?" Herald asked.

"Hey Hey Hey!" Bee greeted.

"What's going down!" Pantha mocked.

Argent gave him the peace sign. "You keeping it far out?"

"What's cooking?" Kole asked.

Herald rolled his eyes. "What you mama's cracking on Beast like that for?"

"He knows what he did..." Raven said.

Beast Boy grabbed at his hair. "WHAT DID I DO!"

"Judging by your lack of girlfriend, apparently nothing." Jinx pointed out seriously.

The other girls started laughing.

Beast Boy stood behind Herald.

"Hero, just back away from Beast Boy and you won't get hurt." Bee advised.

"Nope. We men gotta stick together."

"I know a couple of ways you guys can stick together." Argent winked.

"I'd pay to see what those ways are." Jinx said.

Herald's mask went wide. Beast Boy looked at the girl's and cringed.

"Move out the way! We just want the green one." Starfire was impatient.

"Or we'll have something for you too." Pantha warned.

"Guess what I noticed? Beast Boy is the damsel in distress and Herald's the hero. You know what that means?" Jinx started.

"It always end with the kiss!" Star exclaimed.

"You too wanna give us a little show?" Bee asked sultrily.

Herald was taken aback. "Hell no!"

"You two are already shirtless. Lose the pants too." Argent directed slowly.

Kid Flash stood next to Herald. "You girls are crazy."

"You've come back for more?" Raven asked.

Kid Flash threw his arms around Herald and Beast Boy. "We men stick together."

Jinx raised a finger. "I repeat: I know ways that can happen."

"That's kinda gross." Kole shivered.

"Don't be so innocent." Argent snapped.

Beast Boy spoke up."You girls are super-"

"Don't finish that thought. Your voice is really screwing with my ears." Pantha said.

Beast Boy stuck his tongue out.

"The only reason you girls are fucking with Beast Boy is because he's seriously an easy target." Kid pointed out.

"Is that right, Submissive?" Argent asked.

Kid Flash blushed at the same time Jinx hit Argent lightly.

"Yeah." He mumbled.

"We were teasing each other all night and we got tired with it, so we called you guys." Kole explained, rubbing her eyes. "We'll continue tomorrow if you give up."

Starfire narrowed her eyes. "Also, Beast Boy knows what he had done."

"What the fuck did I do!" Beast Boy shouted.

"All you girls need is a lollipop in your mouths and you'll be official bullies." Herald told them, not trying to mean it negatively.

"You guys can't give us one for sure." Argent meant it very negatively.

"Boy do I know that's right!" Bee laughed.

"They're abusive." Kid Flash whispered.

"I know." Herald frowned.

Beast Boy pulled at his hair again. "You know? They've been harassing me since!"

Bushido walked over to just watch.

"Hi Bushido!" They greeted normally.

Bushido bowed.

Herald, Kid Flash, and Beast Boy looked at Bushido then back to the girls.

"Whaat the fuuuck?" They said slowly.

"What?" Pantha asked.

"Hold up. You girls have been dissing us since you first saw us, but you spare him." Herald pointed to Bushido.

"Yeah. Bushido didn't do anything to us." Kole pointed out tiredly.

"Plus, he's so poised that there is nothing to insult him on." Jinx shrugged.

"I don't do anything to you chicks." Herald said, abandoning about the whole 'men stick together' thing.

Kid and BB frowned at him.

Bee put her hand on her hips. "Didn't I say to not call us chicks?"

Raven looked at him. "See? You slip up in ways that annoy us, so we make you target."

"So that means Beast Boy slips up a lot?" Kid Flash asked.

Argent rolled her eyes. "No. He knows what he did."

Beast Boy turned into a cute dog and whimpered.

"Aw..." Starfire turned to the other bullies. "That must be the only way he copulates... as an animal."

They started laughing. Kid, Herald, and Bushido had to laugh.

Beast Boy changed back into a human. "There is no way that I will escape this." Beast Boy moaned.

"I don't think I can stay awake any longer." Kole yawned.

Starfire patted her on the back. "Go sleep. We do not wish for you to wake up grumpy tomorrow."

"Which bed?"

"Take whichever you want." Jinx directed.

"I'm taking the air mattress. I like the way it sways." She said before walking off.

"'Night." Everyone called at random times.

Bushido walked back to the other boys. "They did not insult me." He told them.

"What!" Robin, Speedy and Hot Spot. Red Star had dosed off.

"Yes, they were very nice to me."

"I think I'm ready to take some heat." Speedy said.

"You're gonna be nice?" Robin asked.

"I got some things for them too." He smirked. "Both of you are coming too."

"Nope." Robin said, lounging on the couch.

Hot Spot folded his arms. "You'll have to drag me."

"So be it." Speedy motioned Bushido to Robin, before grabbing Hot Spot.

"What the hell!" Robin shouted as he was being lifted from the couch.

"Shit. Watch how you're grabbing me!" Hot Spot yelled, being dragged by his underarms.

"I wonder what happens when your dick gets hard?" Bee wondered, looking at Beast Boy.

"Maybe it draws out from it's place inside and stands at 1 whole inch." Argent guessed.

"Is it possible for a guy to have a 1 inch penis?" Speedy asked, dropping Hot Spot in front of the computer.

"You tell me." Jinx said.

"I've never had someone complain about my sizing. I'm always good." He winked.

Robin started muttering things as he was put down.

Bee started tapping her feet. "Oh really? So I'm sure you don't mind if I tell them what happened that time-"

"NO!" He yelled. "Please don't tell them."

"Oh please do tell us." Robin urged smiling wickedly at Speedy.

"I wanna know." Kid said.

"Please! Don't." Speedy begged.

Bee smiled at him. "Oh I don't want to do this to him, but since you guys asked so nicely..."

Speedy moaned. Everyone listened to her closely.

"So I was walking to the bathroom one night and passed by Speedy's room. I was hearing some moans of a girl, so I knew he brought one home even though I told him not too. I stopped when I hear the strangest of noises-"

"Can you describe them?" Starfire asked.

"Happily. It was like 'Oh, ah, eh eh oo, right there, eh ah ah oo e ya yah.'" Bee demonstrated flatly.

"How is this bad for Speedy, besides his girl sounding like a monkey?" Jinx asked.

Bee looked annoyed. "No more interruptions." She directed. Then she went back into storytelling mode. "So I hear that. I'm about to bang on the door when all of a sudden the moaning stops. I hear Speedy beg 'Please come back!' and then this blonde girl walks out with a frown on her face and a huge hickey. She saw me and gasped. Then she kept on walking. Next thing I know I see Speedy running out in his boxers holding his crouch. 'If you give me a second, I'll get hard!' He yelled before noticing me standing there." She started laughing. "I- Oh gosh – d-decided he didn't need any more punishment then that!"

Everyone started laughing.

"So he could not get erect?" Starfire asked.

"It happens!" Speedy shouted, blushing.

"Sure, it happens. But not to a 17 year old!" Kid Flash chuckled.

Speedy shook his fist. "Yes it does!"

"You're putting yourself and your team in danger by bringing girls home. I hope you learned your lesson." Robin was being serious but couldn't help laughing.

"Oh man! That's bad. I don't even find it that funny." Herald said seriously.

"Thank goodness someone understands!" Speedy sighed.

"I don't man. I just feel sorry for you. Heh heh- sorry."

Speedy frowned. "I hope your happy now." he said to Bee.

"Don't worry Speedy. I forgive ya. I sure do. You're a special case." Bee said suspiciously.

Argent looked at Hot Spot. "Hey Spotty, are you body conscious?"

Hot Spot frowned. "No. Why are you asking that?"

The other guys stood back noticing that he's their new target.

"Well, you are the only one with a shirt on." Raven pointed out.

"He's probably scared we might find a 'I love fire' tattoo on his chest." Jinx laughed.

"I didn't want to go in the water, so why take off my shirt?"

"But you did end up in the pool. Why's the shirt on?" Argent asked.

"Why do you care if my shirt's on?"

"'Cause we want to make fun of your pudginess." Bee teased.

"You have noticed that too?" Pantha snickered.

He flipped them the finger.

"What's wrong? Your fire die out?" Raven asked.

"I shall happily get a match and set him on fire." Starfire offered.

"There's other ways to set him on fire." Bee groaned. "Just get the other guys to strip."

"I think that's what sets us on fire." Argent winked.

"Speak for yourself. I do not want to see Beast Boy naked." Raven deadpanned.

"You already saw me naked." Beast Boy reminded her.

"Everyone was more looking at Star."

"When was this?" Speedy asked, only to be ignored.

Beast Boy sighed. "Thank goodness no one saw me naked."

"Yeah, I'm glad too. I don't want to poke my eyes out." Raven said.

Jinx laughed "But we won't see any genitals. I think it's so small it's invisible."

Beast Boy groaned.

"I am going to go rest." Bushido said.

"But you already slept. I know that in Japan it's about 3pm." Kid Flash pointed out.

Bushido rubbed the back of his neck. "Then I am going to go nap."

Speedy shook his head slowly. "You just wanna get away."

"Oyasuminasai." He bowed, then walked way.

"Goodnight to you too!" Jinx called, as the other girls said their goodnight's to him too.

"Yeah sweet dreams." Robin mumbled.

"Lucky." Beast Boy muttered.

Argent turned to the other girls and turned the mic off. "Remember what I told you?"

They started thinking about it.

"You wouldn't try it now." Jinx warned.

"No. I have to wait 'till we're done. Are we done?"

"What are you girls talking about?" Kid Flash asked.

Bee pressed the mic. "None of your business."

"You girls are crazy.'' Herald said.

Argent pressed her hand on the mic again. "Can we end this? I'm going to get a kiss out of all of you."

"Is it just the acohol making you this horny?" Jinx asked.

"'Cause I know you don't act like this. Usually you jjust sprinkle a few dirty jokes." Pantha added.

"Maybe. You girls drained my whiskey. I'm going to get my way." She pressed the mic. "Go about your business boys, we're done. Have a good night's rest."

Beast Boy did a little dance. "Thank grace! I am free!"

Raven looked around. "Yeah Bunny Rabbit Beast Boy."

Beast Boy rubbed his arm and looked down. "You saw the picture too." He said.

Bee snickered. "In the same box as your porn collection."

"'Night!" Argent turned the screen off.

"What's up with that?" Kid Flash asked.

Robin shrugged.

"They're insane." Speedy said simply.

"You got that right Limpy!" Robin laughed.

Speedy snarled.

---

Argent looked at them. "I want to make my mark. Who wants an Argent special?"

Everyone looked at each other.

"You see? No one listens to Pantha. She said tie up the drunk alien hybrid and everyone say 'No, let's just see.' This is why she works alone." Pantha ranted in the third-person.

"Oh shit!" Bee yelled, backing up.

"Who wants first?" Argent asked, smiling.

Everyone backed away. Raven was about to morph them away but-

"You!" Argent used her powers to grab Raven. "You girls are making this a big deal."

She put Raven down in front of her and grabbed her close to her.

"Why didn't we ask her sexuality?" Bee wondered aloud, as Argent kissed Raven.

Pantha rolled her eyes. "Why didn't you girls listen to me?"

"I think I may want to use Argent as practice." Starfire said.

Jinx looked at her. "I think that works for me."

Pantha's mask scrunched up. "I wonder if I can just walk away."

"I don't know about you guys, but she can get me in the morning. I gotta brush my teeth and go to sleep." Bee waved her hands in defeat and walked out.

"It was that easy? Huh." Pantha sat down. "Well I might as well get this over with."

"Bee's stupid for leaving. Might as well finish this." Jinx pointed out.

Raven was trying as hard as she can to keep her emotions in check. Argent kept on biting her lip for entrance, but she wouldn't budge. Argent's hand trailed down and groped Raven's boob. Raven's mouth opened with a gasp. She hasn't been kissed like this since the day she broke it off with Goth Boy. That was the exact reason she dumped him.

"She's really gotten in there." Jinx commented, her head sideway.

Argent's tongue was everywhere in Raven's mouth. She expertly traced an A on the inside of Raven's right cheek. She pushed Raven away.

"I made my mark." Argent smiled.

Raven floated over to the door. "Uh... I, uh, t-think I'm going to go put my head down on Star's bed." She left.

Pantha was dumbfounded. "Woah. She made Raven lose composure."

"Who's next?" Argent asked.

"I shall go. Practice."

Argent flew over to her. "Fine with me." She pushed Star onto the couch.

She jumped on top of Star and kissed her sweetly. Star, suprisingly, turned her over pressed her lips roughly on Argent's.

Pantha moved down, even though she was already far on the couch. "Let me just stay out of their way."

"They're tongue wrestling! Awesome." Jinx watched.

Star's warrior nature was preventing Argent access into her mouth. Argent lifted her head.

"Let me show you a move that'll get Robin, every time."

"And what whould that- oh..." Star said before Argent was sucking on the bottom of her jaw.

Pantha threw her head back in despair and rolled her eyes. "Gosh, am I fighting the need to leave."

"Just leave. You could fling the girl if you want." Jinx said.

"I don't think so with her powers. She could fling me."

"Whatever."

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Whatever in deed. I really didn't feel like writing the rest. I'm starting my next story.

If you want to find out why Titan's East hates the 'Spliss' read chap 8 of Coming to Terms

Read Mistress Madness for more insanity!

P.S. Anyone who's wondering: I'm asexual. I don't like nothing.