I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.

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The commodore sneered at Tiffani and drew his pistol. "Yes we'll have a talk when you are in your cell," the commodore said and Tiffani raised her hands in the air.

"I'm innocent, I swear," Tiffani said and hid behind Lexi.

"It's not nice to swear Tiffani," Lexi said and Tiffani glared at her.

"Oh I don't care," Tiffani said and then she glared at the commodore. "Quit pointing that stupid thing at me already. I'm tired of being the one almost dying all the time," Tiffani said as she started taking off the soldier's uniform.

The soldier took back his uniform and quickly dressed himself before saluting to his commanding officer.

"Sorry sir, they ambushed me," the soldier said.

"Pretty sad that you were beat and disarmed by two young women," the commodore said in a bored tone. He directed his gaze back towards the young women and raised a brow at seeing Tiffani in only her bikini, boots, and pirate hat.

"Tiffani put on the rest of your clothes," Lexi said as she tried to force Tiffani to put on her clothes.

"Never," Tiffani yelled and went to run away but a bullet shooting into the ground close to her made her halt in her tracks.

"Enough, put these two in the brig," the commodore said and Tiffani flipped him off.

"You may be sexy, but you are a party pooper. I'm never going to invite you to one of my parties. If I ever did then I would use you as the piñata. I hope someone gets that stick out of your sexy butt, because you are a jerk," Tiffani yelled as the soldiers near by tried to shackle Tiffani and Lexi's wrists.

Lexi just sighed and shook her head as she was put in shackles. "Tiffani I'm mad at you right now," Lexi said with a growl as she was pushed towards the cells.

"Oh don't say that. Wow, these guys are slow. Yippee I'm a monkey," Tiffani yelled as she ran around the fort and started climbing the flagpole. She yelped as the commodore shot at her again. Tiffani jumped onto a stone wall of the fort and started running.

"Tiffani, get back here," Lexi yelled and shook her shackles at Tiffani.

"I'll come back and save you," Tiffani yelled with a wave and an air kiss. Lexi growled and smashed her heel into one of the guards' foots. Lexi smirked as she was put in her cell. She was still very upset with Tiffani, but she was happy to have inflicted some harm to get rid of her anger.

"After her and bring her back alive," the commodore yelled as he put his pistol back in its holster.

Tiffani ran through the streets of Port Royal while yelling, "The evil bunnies are after me."

"No, not the bunnies," some random drunk man yelled in fear and ran farther back into an alley.

Tiffani busted out laughing as she jumped over a cart full of apples. "Now where would Jack go get rum?" Tiffani thought as she ran down another street. She could hear the yells from the soldiers.

"Can't catch me," Tiffani taunted before she was grabbed by the arm and pulled into a building with dim lights. Tiffani went to bite the person's hand, which was over her mouth now.

"Don't you dare bite me woman," Jack's voice whispered tensely.

"Well if I can bite him then I will improvise," Tiffani thought before licking Jack's hand.

Jack shoved Tiffani away from him in the dim room, as the soldiers were long gone past the building. Tiffani stood back up and brushed the dust off her body.

"That wasn't very nice," Tiffani said as she gave Jack a frown.

"Well you licked me. Why did you like me?" Jack yelled.

"Well don't get all worked up. You didn't even taste that good," Tiffani said as her eyes adjusted to the lighting to the room. She smiled when she saw Mr. Gibbs and the rest of the crew in the room. The room turned out to be a bar. "Yay rum," Tiffani cheered and then she frowned.

"Where is Lexi?" Mr. Gibbs asked.

"Commodore sexiness put her in a cell. They were going to put me away too, but I got away. Now we need to save Lexi. Who's with me?" Tiffani explained with a cheery smile.

The whole crew was silent and Tiffani glared at them. Finally, Mr. Gibbs and the cook raised their hand to volunteer to help Tiffani save Lexi. Tiffani looked over at Jack with a raised eyebrow. "Well aren't you going to help?" Tiffani asked and Jack shook his head.

"She's your friend," Jack said and Tiffani walked over to the bar.

"Hand me an empty bottle, please," Tiffani asked kindly and the bartender handed her an empty bottle. Tiffani smiled at the bartender before walking towards Jack. Tiffani quickly put the bottle up to Jack's nose. The bottle smelled of rum. "Now you are going to help me or I will drink all of the rum in this bar. Don't think I can't do it," Tiffani threatened and Jack glared at her.

"Why are you putting an empty bottle in my face?" Jack growled out as he tried to move away.

"Because this is the only thing you are going to see if you don't help me save my best friend," Tiffani growled out as she pushed Jack into a wall.

"Fine," Jack growled as his and Tiffani's faces were very close. Pintel chose that moment to stumble from too much to drink. He fell into Tiffani and Tiffani fell forward. Jack and her lips met. Their eyes widened and Tiffani quickly jumped away.

"Pintel," Tiffani roared angrily as a bright red blush appeared on her cheeks.

Pintel hid behind Ragetti as Tiffani stormed towards him. However, she did get far because Jack grabbed her hand and pulled her into his chest. Tiffani gave Jack a blushing yet angry expression.

"Let go," Tiffani said and Jack shook his head with an expression that looked like a kid getting a present.

"I don't think I want to," Jack whispered getting very close to Tiffani's face.

"Well then, I'll make you," Tiffani whispered before biting Jack's nose. He let go of her and she jumped back.

"What is wrong with you?" Jack yelled as he checked his nose to make sure it was not bleeding.

"Well the doctors say I have too many things wrong with me to count, but I just think I'm fine the way I am," Tiffani said before grabbing Jack, Mr. Gibbs, and the cook. She smiled as she dragged the men to a shadowed area close to the fort.

"Alright now I need a distraction, I need a lookout, and I need someone to watch my back," Tiffani said as she started peaking through the small windows looking for Lexi.

"Tiffani I'm going to kick your ass when I get out of here," Lexi was heard grumbling from one of the cells.

"Fine I'll let you," Tiffani whispered and Lexi smiled in relief when she saw Tiffani.