"Ugh, this place is nothing like a margarita!" I complained. It was dark and scary, and there were Zubat everywhere.

"It's wet like a margarita, Xylark," Tulipia snarked. I had to stop myself from slapping her. I couldn't believe she would talk to me, of all people, like that. I decided I wouldn't ever talk to her again.

"Divann, would you please tell Tulipia I am angry at her?" I told Divann.

He replied obediently, "Well if you aren't talking to her, I'm not either." Tulipia started crying, and she and Buneary ran into the darkness.

"Good riddance!" I said, but Rianna said that she felt bad for her. I couldn't believe Rianna would betray me like that, but I forgave her because she was cute.

"Well, the first Yellow Diamond has got to be around here somewhere," Divann pointed out as though that weren't extremely obvious. We began to search, turning over every rock or Geodude we came across.

"It's nowhere!" I shouted in frustration when suddenly we saw the entrance to a cave. "Maybe it's in there!" I suggested, but a scream came out of it that sounded like that of an ambiguously ethnic person.

"Tulipia!" Divann and I screamed at the same time. I was still mad at her, but I couldn't let her get hurt because I'm a good person. "We've gotta go see what's wrong!"

As soon as we entered the cave we saw Tulipia and Buneary being dragged away by two figures. "Rianna, use Flash!" I said and she did. The whole cave lit up, revealing Missy, Jay, and Shroomish.

"You again!" I bellowed, "I thought we got rid of you in Minaj Town!"

"Yeah right, you worthless gay!" Missy yelled homophobically. It was one thing to arrest an innocent person, but it was another to say mean things about gay people. It was now personal.

"You bitch!" I screamed and lunged at Missy, ripping out her earrings.

"Now you've done it," she giggled, "Beedrill! Go!"

"Salandit! Go!" Jay agreed.

"Me! Go!" Shroomish said jokingly, but no one laughed because his timing was way off.

Shroomish used Seed Bomb, which immediately OHKO'd Golett, but Rianna dodged the attack.

"Rianna, use Blue Flare!" I commanded, but she had read my mind with telekinesis and was already beginning the attack. A blue flame shot out of Rianna's mouth and incinerated Shroomish and Beedrill.

"Nice try, but we still have Salandit!" Jay screamed, but he was wrong. Rianna was so powerful that she looked with her piercing eyes at Salandit, killing it instantly.

"Ugh, why are you so strong?" Missy sighed.

"Xylark, help me!" Tulipia screamed.

"OMG, I am! You are so impatient!" I yelled, but then I remembered I wasn't talking to her still, "Oh, yeah, I'm not talking to you until you apologize."

"I'm so sorry, Xylark!" she cried, sweet tears of remorse flowing from her eyeballs.

I smiled and yelled to Rianna, "Finish them all off with Sacred Meteor!"

Suddenly the whole cave glowed and exploded, sending Missy, Jay, Shroomish, Salandit, and Beedrill into the air until they turned into a star and made a ding noise like when Team Rocket "gets blasted off again" in the anime.

"Thank you for saving me, Xylark. You're so brave and also considered attractive by everyone you meet," Tulipia said and Buneary agreed, "Did you find the Yellow Diamond yet?"

"No, we were trying to find it before you interrupted us," Divann said, rolling his eyes so fast they made a sound like whoosh.

"Sorry!" Tulipia replied, but it was too late for apologies.

"Wait, is that it?" she asked, pointing to a shining yellow diamond in the corner.

"Wait, there it is!" I said and pointed to the diamond, "I found it!" I went up to the Yellow Diamond and grabbed it.

"What should we do with it?" Divann asked.

"Well, the old museum guy said it would make Rianna change formes, but I like her just how she is," I said thoughtfully. Rianna smiled, but she looked nervous too. "I guess we'll save it for when we really need it."

Everyone agreed with me, but suddenly the ground started shaking uncontrollably.

"An earthquake!" Tulipia screamed, "It must be from the Sacred Meteor!"

"OMG, it's not Rianna's fault, you slut!" I yelled. I couldn't believe I had saved her twice from Team Police and this is how she treated me. At that moment nearly one hundred Steelix burst out of the ground.

"What's going on!" Divann asked, "And what's that?" He pointed to a figure crouched in front of the Steelix.

"It's Heatran!" I boomed.

"You've destroyed this mountain, and now I will destroy you!" Heatran screamed at us.

"No!" Tulipia shrieked.

There seemed to be no way out of this, but then I looked down at the Yellow Diamond and knew what I had to do.