Master Hand looked at the hotel lady, and bowed. "Thank you so much for the free service."
The hotel lady giggled. "It's no problem. Bye, Master Hand-san."
"Master Hand-san?" Crazy Hand asked, as he and Master Hand left the hotel. "I don't get it."
"Well, we had ajolly good time there, ey Crazy?" Master Hand said.
Crazy Hand sweatdropped. "I'm not sure by you, but still..."
"Pish posh, Crazy." Master Hand said to his brother. "Let's get pancakes."
Crazy Hand smiled. "Sa-weet!"
The two hands then teleported out of the area.
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You really weren't expecting this to go on for this long, were you? WERE YOU...?
Yoshi lit up a candle. "All right, I'll see who's here again. May?"
May raised her hand. "Here!"
"Kazooie?" Yoshi asked again.
Kazooie raised her wing. "Here."
"GET BACK HERE, YOU STUPID CRICKETS!!" Bowser roared, chasing the crickets all over the mansion and burning them.
Yoshi wrote Bowser's name on the notepad he was holding. "Bowser's devinitely here. Anyone else?"
Silence.
"Very well, then. That means everyone else is missing and/or dead." Yoshi said, smiling as he set the notepad on fire.
Roy sweatdropped. 'Ummm...Yoshi, was that really neccessary?"
Yoshi nodded. "Of course."
"Idiot..." Dr. Mario muttered to himself.
Mewtwo whispered to Dr. Mario, "I can't believe we have to be here with these fools..."
Dr. Mario smiled."Don't worry I got an idea," He whispered back to Mewtwo. He then pointed at the window. "Look! It's a flying kite!"
"A KITE!? WHERE!?" Peach said, jumping up and down in excitement, when she suddenly fell down a pit hole.
And died in the process.
"...Was that REALLY neccesary, Kazooie?" Yoshi asked.
Kazooie let go of the lever and shrugged. "Meh, she was a stupid excuse for a princess, anyway. It HAD to be done."
"Speaking of which, whatever happened to Banjo, Kazooie?" Mewtwo asked.
Kazooie sighed. "What do you think? Banjo got ran over by a subway train, that's what!" She retorted back at Mewtwo.
Mewtwo growled. "Watch your sarcastic tounge, breegull..."
May stood up. "You know what we need?"
"What?" Everyone asked.
May giggled, and she took out a chocolate cake. "CAKE!"
"NO STUPID CAKES!!" Kazooie shouted, flinging the cake out of the window.
May's lips trembled, and she started crying.
"THANKS, KAZOOIE." Yoshi said in a loud, sarcastic tone, "YOU'RE A REAL HELP."
"Awww, tell it to someone who gives a hoot." Kazooie retorted, sipping her lemonade.
Roy paniked. "This isn't making sense! GAH!" He exploded.
Dr. Mario chuckled, rubbing his hands together. "Yes! That's another less Smasher we have to deal with!"
Mewtwo counted his fingers. "How many Smashers are left, now?"
Dr. Mario shrugged. "I don't know. I haven't counted."
"Good-a for you-a!" Mario said, patting his clone on the back.
Dr. Mario growled. "Don't pat me..."
Mario laughed. "Hey, you're just a stupid clone. I can do whatever I feel like to ya!" He continued patting Dr. Mario's back.
Dr. Mario fumed. "I'M WARNING YOU..." He growled in an angered tone.
Mewtwo noticed this, and he looked at Mario with fright. "I think the doc means it, Mario..."
Mario waved his hand at Mewtwo. "Mewtwo, so nice-a to-a see you-a!" He continued patting Dr. Mario.
That did it. Dr. Mario finally snapped. He managed to have lots of patience, but that did it. "YOU ASKED FOR IT!!" The doctor grabbed his red plumber ego, and threw him out of the window.
"MAMMA MIA!!!" Mario cried, before he fell on several, SHARP pieces of broken glass on the bottom, and died.
"...Okay, no Mario now," Yoshi said, checking his burnt notebook again.
Kazooie covered her ears, getting annoyed as May continued crying. The feminine, red-crested breegull finally snapped. "THAT'S IT!" She grabbed May by the arm and hung the Pokemon Coordinator girl over the window that Mario fell out of.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" May cried, as Kazooie released her grip, and May fell to her death, on top of Mario's lifeless corspe.
"Why is everyone dying all of a sudden..." Mewtwo asked, before he was strangled tp death by Dr. Mario.
Yoshi continued writing down the deaths in his notepad. "M-e-w-t-w-o. Mewtwo."
Kazooie got into a fighting stance, facing Dr. Mario. "All right, so you want some of this?"
Dr. Mario laughed, also getting in a fighting stance. "Bring it on, birdbrain!"
Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi suddenly appeared in between the red-crested breegull and the doctor. "Can't we all just get along?" The orange Fox and blue falcon insisted.
Yoshi only wrote the names of Fox and Falco down in his notepad as Fox and Falco were killed by both Kazooie and Dr. Mario.
"Now..." Dr. Mario began, smirking, "Where were we...?"
Kazooie chuckled. "You're gonna go down, easy!"
The doctor and the breegull charged at each other, and they started fighting.
Yoshi continued writing things down in his notepad, while Bowser, in the background, continued chasing the annoying crickets.