"I Know Nothing." says a drunk Duke
Author: If you're wondering the title came from a random moment when Mirokou & I decided to watch Hogan's Heroes late one night online. Just a chapter of all the Sigma's having a good time & getting a bit drunk. I don't own Jack Daniels, the rest of the team or Hogan's Heroes. But you people should know who I own.
Spirit cracked an eye open. "I should have known better than to drink so much or to drink at all." he groaned. Rolling over, he noticed that someone was in bed next to him. His eyes went wide and he quickly bolted out of the bed and from the room, narrowly avoiding getting tangled in the blankets as he did so.
"I don't wanna do las' nig't over again." Tunnel Rat whined.
"Last night was a blast." Jynx argued.
"I'll second that, now please shut up." Selen agreed from under her hoodie. The night before had been one full of fun. They had ended up in a rather large bar on the outskirts of Brooklyn after changing into street clothes. The bar was an old hideout of Tunnel Rat's so everyone got half price, all night. Jynx, Scarlett and Rose had spent most of the night clustering around the jukebox and dragging their boyfriends onto the dance floor. Storm Shadow had played referee and score keeper for Long Range and Selen's multiple pool games. The pools games had been lively with plenty of somewhat playful banter, especially after they had begun drinking. Thankfully they hadn't gotten drunk enough to starting pulling guns, otherwise the bar would have had to have been evacuated. Either that or there would been nothing left of the bar at the end of the night.
Heavy Duty had attempted to keep an eye on Tunnel Rat, who unfortunately got drunk fairly quickly. The red head had gotten drunk enough to hop on the bar and attempt to strip. Thankfully for the people in the bar, Spirit and Duke had been close enough to tackle their team mate and drag him outside. At his uncle's request, Grey had taken T-Rat back to the hotel and Duke had convinced him to watch over the unconcious Sigma. What they didn't know was that the young man had left the man with Iron Claw while he went to a liquor store for a bottle of Jack Daniels.
After dumping his unfortunate friend on his even more unfortunate teammate, Heavy Duty purposed a drinking game between Duke, Spirit and himself. Duke, who was a bit younger than the other two, passed out first followed by Spirit. Heavy Duty managed to walk out of the bar, but was paying for it in the morning. "Probably shouldn't have gotten so drunk hombre." Long Range said, looking at him with hooded eyes. The bigger man coughed, wiped his mouth and glared at him. The marksman tossed a bottle of water at him and muttered, "Spirit and Duke are up. With splitting headaches." H. D. groaned as his stomach threatened to empty itself again. "I'll leave you to take care of that." the other man told him as he walked off.
Duke limped into the dark room that Hi-Tech usually occupied, not quite sure why he was limping in the first place. He raised an eyebrow at what he saw on screen. "Hi ya Duke." the blonde techie said, turning to face him.
"What are you doing?" he muttered.
"Deleting all the files about Lin." he said as he tried to look as innocent as he could.
"Why?" he asked.
"She didn't come back last night and I don't think anybody wants to go hunt her down." he told him.
Duke nodded, walked off and muttered, "I see nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing."
"Figured you'd be a Hogan's Heroes fan." the techie called after him.
"Gotta find Rose, need asprin for headache." he muttered.
Author: Short chapter but amusing. Mirokou & I have decided to end this story arc & start a new one. We will also getting a shared profile on here to post the stories we write together. Now we must get back to manga, movies & junk food. But here is what to expect from the next story arc: new Joes, new bad guys & a lot of laughs. Plus we're gonna have a couple more people helping us write.