After the whole John Cena fiasco, I'd been hoping to get a break from being everyone's problem solver. But of course, a semi-hero never sleeps.

As proved by the fact that Kofi Kingston had shown up at the tech room where I was having a lesson on promos.

I blushed a deep red when Kofi knocked on the glass window, holding up a sign with my name on it. A fellow intern, Marcus, nudged me.

"Seems like your needed out there Nix." Marcus teased.

Our mentor sighed. "Go on Nix. He won't leave 'till you help him." He said.

I nodded, quickly exiting the room. I grabbed Kofi by the shirt and pulled him away from the window. "What do you need, I'm in the middle of a lesson!" I asked sharply.

"But Nix, R-Truth's back!" Kofi whined.

At that moment, my palm decided that it needed to have a very intimate moment with my face. Why was I not surprised? Kofi had a huge crush on R-Truth, and had been devastated when he got injured.

"Can't you go talk to Damien about this?" I groaned, "He's sorta the expert on crush returns."

I wasn't exaggerating. When Kane had tweaked Cody's knee, Damien had been a wreck, even if they weren't actually dating yet. He didn't really do anything until Cody came back unless forced to. Of course after Cody's return, Damien went back to normal and acted like nothing had ever happened, but you'd have to be really, really dense to miss the fact that he really missed Cody.

Kofi sighed. "Damien really doesn't like me that much."

I groaned, pulling out my cellphone and dialing Damien's number. Kofi looked at me with a confused look on his face, so I held up a finger to shush him.

After three rings, the phone was answered. "Hello...?" A loud yawn was heard on the other end.

"Hey Damien." I greeted, "Could you do me a teensy little favor?"

"What do you need assistance with Nix?"

"I need you to come dead with Kofi Kingston for me. At least until my promo lesson is over."

"That ignoramus?! I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole!"

All of a sudden the screen buzzes a bit and Miz comes out holding a sign that says 'Intermission'.

"Hello, I'm The Miz with a special note. The author is aware this looks racist. And I mean really racist. However, this is not the case. It's Kofi Kingston. Did you expect him and Damien Sandow to be BFFs and skip through the flowery meadows happily together? No. Now back to the story."

Miz dashes off and the screen unfreezes.

I sighed and pinched the bridge of my nose. "Please Damien?" I pleaded, "It's only for half an hour. Besides, he has a problem that you excel at."

"And that problem would be?"

"R-Truth's back."

There was a pause on the other line before an angry sigh. "I hate you Nix."

"Love you too Damien," I said, smiling, "See you later. Bye."

I hung up my phone and turned to Kofi. "Damien will talk to you until I'm done. And just because I'm nice, I'll get R-Truth when I come back."

"Wait, what?!" Kofi yelled in confusion as I started for the computer room.

"Goodbye Kofi." I said, shutting the door on him.

The lesson went on rather smoothly after that, although Marcus kept shooting me teasing looks. The second we were let out, I started for the locker rooms.

I was aware that I had no idea where to find R-Truth, so it was a relief when I bumped into Justin Gabriel.

"Hey!" I called to him, "Do you know where R-Truth is?"

"The workout room." Justin called back, "Where else would he be?"

I nodded, thanked Justin, and ran off towards the workout room. Sure enough, R-Truth was lifting weights and loud rap music was playing.

I waited impatiently until he was done before running up to him. "You're coming with me." I said, grabbing him by the shirt and dragging him out of the workout room.

"Little Jimmy!" He cried, "Help me!"

Needless to say, Little Jimmy didn't help him that much.

I grabbed my cell and redialled Damien's number. R-Truth was still howling behind me, but he was crazy, so I ignored him.

The line was picked up. There was incessant chattering on the other end, before Damien's angry drawl. "Nix, you owe me so much for this."

"Oh come on Damien," I said, rolling my eyes, "He can't be that bad."

Just then I realized that the chattering wasn't coming from other wrestlers; It was coming from Kofi. I winced in sympathy.

"As Miz would say, really?" Damien deadpanned.

"Okay, okay. I've got R-Truth with me by the way." I said.

"I was wondering who was yelling about fish sticks."

I rolled my eyes. "Look, where do you want me to meet you?"

"Can we just throw them in the janitor's closet?" Damien asked hopefully.

"At this point, I don't care." I said, "Meet me there."

Sighing, I hung up. R-Truth was still yelling about the most random things. It was like he'd forgotten that I'd basically kidnapped him.

Damien was waiting for me at the janitor's closet, an icepack pressed against his head. "The ignoramus is already in there."

I nodded, before turning to R-Truth. "R-Truth, Little Jimmy is trapped in the evil land of talking gumdrops and the magical Carmen Miranda hat is going to eat him if he doesn't consume the magical, invisible beans."

R-Truth stood up. "Where is this world of gumdrops?"

I pointed at the closet. R-Truth turned to it valiantly. Damien had just enough time to open the door before R-Truth swan-dived inside. Damien shut the door quickly and pressed his back to it. "Oh, hey Kofi!" We could hear from inside.

"Run!" I hissed quietly, and Damien and I dashed off as quickly as we could.

Later that day, we learned that Kofi and R-Truth had gotten together in the same closet we'd trapped them in. Everyone was cooing about how it was so romantic and how amazing I was.

But at this point, I was just glad to be laying in a bed with some Tylenol a wet cloth over my face, and Cody and Miz waiting on me hand and foot, and I could tell Damien felt the same way.

So enters our resident crazy couple. Lets hope they can be crazy together. Also, I have a bit of an announcement. As I would like to try writing other stories and it's actually quite hard to actually get this done, there is no more guarantee that chapters will be posted daily. I'll still try, but if I miss a day or two, don't get scared. And the story is NOT over or going on hiatus. I just want to be able to write other stories for you people. Thanks for the reviews and for understanding. Meow.