My new white knight

Rating: T

AN: I was wondering who you want to see Jackie with Ryan or Hyde? I am just curious to that.

Fez burst into Grooves where Donna was sitting in the listening pit with Hyde, Sam and Randy.

"You will never guess who I saw at the mall with Jackie?!" Fez exclaimed to them in disbelief.

"It has to be her lame boyfriend because she has no friends" Hyde answered as Donna shot him a dirty look as Sam grinned nodding in agreement.

"Laurie Forman! My ex-wife" Fez exclaimed as everyone looked at him stunned.

"Fez, you have to be mistaken! Jackie and Laurie hate each other and why would Laurie be home?" Donna said to him.

"No, they were definitely hanging out together, laughing and pointing at ugly girls" Fez adamantly said to them as Hyde and Donna still did not look convinced.

"If Foreman were here he would say that this is like the ultimate evil hooking up and then make some Star Wars comment" Hyde said missing his good friend at this moment. He could even picture the look on his face.

"He would totally freak" Donna said with a smile then added looking as though she was in disbelief once more. "Jackie hates Laurie" She added.

"Well Jackie and Hyde hated each other before they started to do it" Fez said with a shrug then got a really perverted look in his eye. "Maybe Laurie and Jackie are doing it!" He exclaimed then ran off to the bathroom.

"Damn it Fez is going to violate the bathroom again" Hyde said glaring angrily as Sam tried to soothe him but he pushed her hands off of him then got up and tried to stop Fez before he locked himself in the bathroom.

Forman house Sunday evening

Hyde walked in the front door to see Laurie sitting on the couch with Kitty and Red in his chair and they were all smiling.

"Run out of married men to sleep with? I heard evil had returned" He told her with a smirk as Red glared at him and Kitty sighed.

"Marry any more skanky strippers today?" She asked him smugly as he looked at her with zen.

"Laurie got her OWN place today!" Kitty exclaimed excitedly as Laurie nodded grinning but Hyde looked surprised by the news.

"It is SO exciting!" Laurie added then turned to her mother. "Jackie and I are going to go shopping for furniture on Wednesday and we want you to come" She said to her mother who smiled excitedly.

"I would love to! This calls for wine" Kitty said to her then went into the kitchen.

"I need a beer" Red said getting up then going into the kitchen.

"So the rumour that evil has joined forces is true" Hyde said to her as Laurie rolled her eyes.

"That sounds like something lame Eric would say" Laurie said to him unimpressed by his attempted burn. "Jackie traded up if you ask me. Not only is he better looking then you he is also cooler" She told him as Hyde glared at him and she smirked at him victoriously.

"That guy is NOT better looking and he is definitely NOT cooler then me" He told her walking over to her as anger radiated off of him.

"Well you are wrong because he is hotter" Laurie said to him standing up then added with a smug look. "He drives a motorcycle that is way better then your El Camino and when he gave her the Porsche at the junkyard Jackie jumped him on the spot." She added throwing in a very low blow. Jackie had told Laurie about how Hyde had treated her and she loved pissing him off. Hyde's jaw clenched and his nostrils flared and he felt furious. Kitty and Red walked in and he walked past them quickly. Laurie just shrugged at them with a dopey smile then took a glass of wine.

In the basement

Hyde was pacing the floor feeling consumed with anger at the words that Laurie had said to him about Ryan being cooler and better looking than him. But what bothered him the most were the images of Jackie doing it with Ryan in a junkyard.

"Hyde, are you ok?" Donna asked him concerned as she entered the basement.

"I can't hit a girl, Donna but I really want to" He said to her as he continued to pace the floor.

"Oh, Laurie is here. Do you want me to hit her?" Donna figured out from Hyde's furious mood. "What did she say?"

Hyde stopped pacing and looked at her regaining his cool. He couldn't tell her that he was bothered by the fact Jackie was sleeping with someone else.

"She is just a bitch that's all" He said then grabbed a beer from out of the shower then opened it.

"No, he's mad because Jackie's new boyfriend is cooler than him and Jackie had sex with him in a junk yard" Laurie said from the stairs then walked down the steps with a smirk on her face. "Hi, Donna. I am sorry to hear about Eric leaving but I think you can do better then my geeky brother" She told her shocking Donna who looked at her surprised.

"Thanks Laurie" Donna said to her with a small smile. She couldn't believe that Laurie was actually being nice well except to Hyde.

"Why don't you go home? Nobody wants you here" Hyde said to her sitting down in his chair.

"Nobody wants you here but you are still here" Laurie said to him. "What a wonderful life you are leading, living in a basement with your stripper wife, Hyde. But I guess that is a step up from prison."

"Hey, don't talk to Hyde like that" Donna said becoming angry with her and Laurie crossed her arms over her chest.

"I can talk to him however I want to." Laurie said to her then glanced at her watch. "Oh, I have to go. I promised I would meet Jackie and Ryan for dinner" She said then left the basement.

"She is such a bitch!" Donna exclaimed as Hyde nodded at her. "Randy and I were going to go grab a bite to eat with Fez. Do you and Sam want to come?" She offered him.

"She is working but I'll go" He said to her.

Hyde sat next to Fez in a table at the restaurant in the hotel where Hyde had worked across from Donna and Randy, drinking a beer as they waited for their food. Finally Hyde was feeling relaxed and at ease until he saw Ryan sitting at a table with his arm around Jackie and Laurie sitting across from them. Donna followed his eyes to the table, seeing them.

"What are the odds?" Donna said out loud shaking her head in disbelief.

"See, I told you!" Fez exclaimed pointing to them. "My slutty ex-wife with Jackie are friends. Laurie looks lonely, maybe if I say hello she will do it with me"

"I wouldn't go over there" Donna said to him as Fez got up, walking over to the table.

"Hello, Laurie" Fez said sitting down next to her, smiling at her.

"Hello, Fez" She said to him then turned back to Ryan and Jackie. "Is it just me or is our food taking forever"

"Hello Jackie and hello Ryan" He said to them. "Isn't it nice that Laurie is back?" He asked Jackie.

"It is" Jackie said with a smile. "How are things at the hair salon?" She asked him.

"I will be right back" Ryan said to them then got up and headed towards the restrooms.

"You work at a hair salon" Laurie said surprised as Fez nodded at her.

"Yes, I am a shampoo boy" He said to her. "You should come to the salon I have magic fingers."

"I want to go check my make-up. I will be right back" Jackie said then walked away from the table leaving Laurie and Fez talking about his job. She walked out of the banquet hall and her eyes grew large seeing Samantha Hyde taking a step towards Ryan who was backing away from her and bumped into the hall.

"I promise you that your girlfriend will not find out. Meet me later in room 315" She said pulling out a key trying to hand it to him.

"I am not interested" He stressed to her as she leaned closer and her hand when to his chest.

"GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND!" Jackie screamed loudly at her taking strides towards her. Samantha's eyes grew wide looking at a furious Jackie and removed her hand quickly at being caught and realizing who she had been hitting on. She took a step back from him as Jackie reached her then punched her in the jaw causing Sam to stumble backwards. The gang had seen Jackie punch Hyde's wife in the face then Ryan grabbed Jackie by the waist as she tried to get away to get to Sam. Hyde ran over to his wife putting his arm around her and glared at Jackie.

"Where do you get off, punching my wife?!" He exclaimed to her angrily. Jackie was shaking with anger as Ryan held her around her waist.

"Your wife had her skanky hands on my boyfriend" Jackie seethed furiously as Ryan held onto her tightly. "Let me go, Ryan so I can beat her" She pleaded with Ryan.

"She is crazy" Sam exclaimed holding her red jaw that hurt like hell. She didn't think a girl as little as Jackie could hit so hard. "I passed him in the hallway and she freak out" Sam said burying her head in Hyde's chest.

"You are lying! I heard you ask him to meet him in your room 315 and when he said NO you put your hand on his chest and tried to give him the key!" Jackie seethed at her, wanting to rip every hair out of her head.

"Stop it, Jackie. Just stop. You hate her and you are looking for any reason to hit my wife" Hyde said to her firmly as Sam clung to him. Randy, Donna, Laurie and Fez watched the scene with wide eyes unsure of what to say or do.

"Jackie is not a liar. Your wife came on to me" Ryan said to Hyde who glared at him. "It's the truth; she tried giving me her room key"

"He is lying too, Hyde! He is the one who was trying to get me to come to some room he had here" Sam said to her husband hoping he would believe her.

"Steven" Jackie said to him after taking a deep breath and Hyde looked over at her. "You know that I would not lie about something like this." She said to him simply but he just stared at her. "Fine, just keep her away from Ryan because if she comes near him I will knock out her teeth." She warned him then turned back to her boyfriend who was holding her. "You can let me go" Jackie told him as he looked at her unsure and she gave him a small smile.

"Let's go back to our table" Ryan said to her as he let her go but then took one of her hands in his and smiled at her. She leaned in towards him and they kissed quickly then they walked back towards the banquet hall. "We'll get some ice for you hand" He said to her and she smiled at him. Laurie shot Sam and Hyde a smug look then followed Jackie and Ryan.

"We'll be at the table" Donna said to Hyde and Sam then walked away with Fez and Randy.

"That girl is insane" Sam said holding her jaw in pain standing close to him. "You know I love you, Hyde. I would never cheat on you" She said to him as he held her close and said nothing.

"Wait here while I get you ice for you jaw" Hyde said to her as she smiled at him and he walked off. He started off towards the ice machine but when he saw the front desk he stopped in his tracks and sighed. Hyde walked up to the front desk and the lady behind the desk smiled at him.

"Can I help you, sir?" She asked him cheerfully.

"Yeah, I misplaced my key to mine and my wife's room. Is it possible I could get another key?" He asked her politely as his mind raced. Part of him wished it desperately to be true so this all could be over but he also wished it wasn't true. It seemed like everyone in his life had let me down and he did not want it to happen again even if he did not love her.

"What name and room?" She asked him pulling out the reservation book.

"Hyde room 315" He said to her as she looked down at the book.

"Samantha Hyde, room 315" She verified looking up with a smile then turned around grabbing a key and handed to him.