A/N So in my opinion, this guy probably would have just put the hat on his head and got Slytherin instantly, but that wouldn't be very interesting to read, so I'm making it longer! :D By the way sorry I haven't updated in a while! D; it's half term this week so prepare for a lot of updates! 3
Chapter 11
A handsome boy with sleek black hair walked up to the hat and looked at it suspiciously, before placing it on his head.
Why so suspicious, boy?
Well, you belonged to Godric Gryffindor, and I'm a Slytherin, so who knows what tricks you have up your sleeve.
Haha, you know I-
Don't have sleeves. Well done, obviously I knew that? Now, I didn't come here to mess around! Sort me!
Hmm... Well, it's very difficult.
What? No it isn't! Just shout out Slytherin!
Slytherin? I don't think so! No... I think you, my boy, would do better in somewhere like… Gryffindor!
WHAT? I'm not going in the same house as those idiots! I demand you put me somewhere else!
Okay, okay! Calm down! I was just joking around!
I've already told you. I have not come here to joke!
And I am not here to be ordered around by selfish little brats who think they are better than everybody else!
…..
That's it, be quiet. SLYTHERIN!
The hat was very happy to be rid of Tom Riddle, but he was not happy when Tom threw him on the floor! Whenever Tom was sent to the Headmaster's office, they both avoided each other as much as possible, and if they couldn't, they gave each other the most horrible glares.
A/N Enjoy? Please let me know