Event 6: Track Race

Sorry this took so long. Being a deviant at the same time and writing fanfictions, can be pretty time consuming.

ARStudios: AH yes, another beautiful morning. Right, Rue? Why are you still wearing the TF 2 Sniper Costume?

Ruby: I like it. And this Sniper Rifle.

ARStudios: Well, I won't argue.

Doc: Now, we are beginning the Track Race, in which both contestants are to use one vehicle each.

RvB stand…

Wash spurts, "But Caboose only knows how to drive a tank! He can't drive anything else, not even a bicycle!" At this point, Tex stands up, saying, "I have an idea."

RWBY Stand….

Yang smiles, and walks over to Bumblebee. She starts Bumblebee's engine, and notices Caboose hasn't appeared, nor has he picked a vehicle. Then he shows up, but not with Sheila the Tank, as she had been expecting. It was, instead, a motorcycle, the one from Season 9. Yang's mouth drops open.

ARStudios, Ruby, and Doc are now just behind the track line

Doc: On your marks….

ARStudios: Get set….

Ruby: GO! (Fires a round into the sky with the Sniper SMG. A Nevermore falls to the ground.)

Caboose and Yang speed off at the same time, and both are neck to neck. Up ahead, a ramp comes along, and both drivers speed off the ramp, flying through the air. Caboose's motorcycle comes off from beneath him. Everybody gasps. The motorcycle hits the ground, balances on both wheels, keeps moving forward, and Caboose falls through the air, still in the same position, and lands right smack on top of the motorcycle. Then he speeds past Yang, causing her to hit the gas.

Ruby: And now up ahead we have Snipers!
Doc: WHAT?!

Surely enough, a sniper round missed Yang, while Caboose suddenly steered his away from another shot that missed him by inches. On the walls were Black Ops Snipers. They fired, again and again, on the two racers, who dodged them with quite a lot of skill, that is, with Yang maneuvering and caboose being as still as a rock, occasionally ducking his head.

The finish line was just one more obstacle away…

Ruby: The Ramp of Faith!
ARStudios: Hold on… why is it called the Ramp of Faith?

Doc: Um… I think the bottomless pit says it all…..

Truly enough, there was a bottomless pit located right in front of the ramp, and stretched for quite a distance. (ARStudios: WHO ON EARTH PUT THAT THERE?!) Both Yang and Caboose drove off the ramp, in full speed. Everybody gasped.

Yang made it to the other side. Caboose's back wheel slightly went into the huge gap of death…

But he made it. He sped on, neck to neck with Yang, and they both went through the finish line at the same time.

Ruby: Well, good thing that guy over there took a picture!

The guy was the Blue Grunt Leader, who said, "I have taken this picture to show that the Blue Caboose has not lost to Yang. Here, this picture will show you that he indeed made it past the finish line first." Then he got headshotted by a Red Grunt ,who said, "Suck it, Blue!" Then HE got shot, and then all of a sudden, everybody rushed to safety as the crzed Grunts began yet another game of 'Flag Crusaders,' where you basically senselessly kill the other team and get the flag.

Glynda, with her wand, brought the photo to her, looked at it, and said, "Caboose is ahead by one inch."
ARStudios: So Caboose is yet again our winner!

Ruby: Well, I don't know how Bumblebee lost to that Freelancer motorcycle.

Director: I believe that's simple.

ARStudios: Where did you come from?
Director points to Jaune, who is wearing a waiter tuxedo.

Jaune: this is one of those moments where they say, 'I'll explain later….'

Director: The Freelancer High Velocity MB001-Mark 4, also called the Cobra, is built for high speed and velocity for both quick getaway and quick catching up. Its build and engine are built purely for having fast speed while at the same time, shooting with accuracy. Bumblebee, as I believe, was built a little more for transport than speed. Considering how many students in RWBY have been seen without any form of a vehicle other than airships… but then, I would say the maximum velocity achievable by Bumblebee is quite impressive, but not as high as The MB001-Mark 4.

Doc: Well, if that's the most reasonable explanation…

ARStudios: Well, now we have our reason. So… hold on… where did Jaune go?
Ruby: And why is that safe open?
ARStudios looks inside. It has only dust in it. Doc hears something move inside a nearby closet where they keep cups and more mikes. He opens the closet and Jaune falls out, tied up and with mouth taped. Doc rips the tape off.

Jaune doesn't have a mouth. His mouth (or, more accurately, the mouth's design since RWBY uses Poser) is still on the tape, shouting "YOU REMOVED MY MOUTH!"

Doc slaps the tape back on, removes more lightly,

Jaune: Somebody knocked me out and took all the money raised by selling tickets for this event!

ARStudios: WHAT?! That money was for helping the earthquake victims in North Pakistan! Who would do such a despicable thing?!
STAY TUNED!

Ruby: Wait… you never told us this event series was a charity event.

ARStudios: Originally, it wasn't. This is an updated idea.

Ruby: OH! So it's to build some-

ARStudios: Yes, you get the point.