Reviews were very much appreciated. I'll be finishing this story soon to work on a sequel. Does anyone know how Kenren, Tenpou and Konzen died? And what the great crime that Goku committed was? Please tell me! I need that information! Here be the next chap!

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"Oi, Heyana."

The girl opened one sleepy red eye. It focused on Kenren.

Seeing that she was awake, he grinned, and leaned forward and gave her a kiss.

"Konzen told me to bring you over to his office," he told her when he broke the kiss. "He needs information on that explosive stuff you made."

She winced. She had desperately wanted to forget about the two and a half years in the army.

"Fine, fine," she muttered, sitting up. "Could you turn around so I can get dressed?"

A slow blush crept to the man's cheeks. He turned around and faced the door. Behind him he could hear Heyana buckling her dress on. He also heard the slide of cloth against her skin as she pulled her short, tight black pants on. His face grew redder as he imagined her shapely tanned legs, arms, stomach.

"Could you stop that?!" came an indignant yell from behind him, startling him out of his daydreams.

"Stop what?" he asked.

"Imagining my naked body."

He staggered at that. How the hell did she know?

"I could tell because you were getting an, ahem, erection," came the answer to his question.

Without knowing it, Kenren looked down to see his erect member. (yes I realize that something sick has been tampering with my head. ^_^; gomen.)

Heyana came up behind him, and hugged the taishou tight.

"Don't worry," she said to him. "I still love you. Even though you are a pervert."

"Hey, that's not very nice!" he mock glared at her.

She laughed and gave him a kiss.

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As the two redheads entered Konzen's office, they were attacked by Goku.

Konzen yelled, "BAKASARU! I need to talk with those two! Now get off!"

Goku slowly crawled off Heyana and let go of Kenren's shirt.

Heyana walked over to Konzen's desk. "So, what didya want to talk about?"

He looked up at her. "What did you use to make those explosives?"

She looked at the ceiling as she thought of the answer. "Some nitro, and that green liquid that I found in a small valley close to our escarpment, and also some alcohol."

Konzen did not know what the so called 'green liquid' was, but the other two substances were rather simple, and not that explosive, except for the nitro.

Tenpou, who had been standing beside Konzen's desk, looked rather thoughtful. "Heyana, could you show us where you found this green liquid?"

She shrugged her shoulders. "Sure."

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They found themselves in a small, secluded valley. Heyana quickly trotted over to a cave next to a thin river.

"This way!" she yelled to the others.

Once they were all about a meter away from the cave, they could see a bubbling spring inside. The water had an acidic green color to it, and it was thicker than water.

Heyana took the small clay bowl that Tenpou had given her earlier, and knelt by the spring. Tentatively, she dipped the bowl into the green spring and gathered some of the liquid. She made sure that none of it touched her skin.

She slowly walked out to the others. She held the bowl out to Tenpou and Konzen. The two men leaned into take a closer look.

Tenpou wrinkled his nose slightly. "I know this smell." His eyes widened as he remembered what it was. "This, this is Choroshi!"

The two heretics turned to stare at Tenpou.

Goku asked, "Tenichan, what's a Chor-whatsitsname?"

Konzen's expression was slightly disturbed as he answered, "It's a highly dangerous drug that's banned from being used anywhere."

Heyana looked at him questionably. "Why?"

Kenren's expression was grim as he replied, "Because it's really explosive, and it's a dangerous poison."

Tenpou continued, "If Choroshi is administered to a person, even a little bit, as much as a drop, it can be fatal."

Konzen went on from there. "It first makes the victim catch a high fever, and affects anyone closer than fifty miles. It creates a disease. Then the victim starts losing his or her mind, until all they can do is just eat and sleep. After that, and that's about two weeks, the victim finally dies, and the disease contaminates the area for about a hundred years."

Heyana whistled. "That's real strong!"

Kenren's eyes were deep in thought as he said, "The penalty for using Choroshi in any way is death, or torture. Death if it was used as poison, and torture if it was used as an explosive."

Tenpou gazed at the green liquid. "If anyone tries to defend the user of Choroshi, they are killed."

Konzen took in a sharp breath, as he whirled around to face Heyana. "Does anyone know that you used this?"

She looked mystified. "No one except for you guys. Why?"

Konzen's expression was dark as he answered, "Because if anyone found out, then you would be tortured in some way. and Kenren would probably try to defend you, so he would be killed."

A chill silence filled the valley.

Heyana slowly whispered, "They'll ask questions about how I made that, that bomb."

Kenren gazed at the clear blue sky. "I know."

Tenpou looked up and smiled. "How about we tell them that Heyana used Nitro, alcohol and Meina?"

Once again the two heretics looked confused, but the other two men started blushing slightly.

Goku asked, "What's a Meina?"

Kenren's face was redder than his hair as he answered, "Meina's, a, a highly explosive drug."

Heyana's eyes grew sly as she questioned, "If it's just a drug, why are you so embarrassed?"

Konzen answered, trying to suppress his blush. "Because, it's used to, to make women."

He seemed to have lost his voice.

Tenpou continued for him, not blushing at all, and still smiling. "Meina intensifies or stimulates sexual desire, but it only works on women."

Goku still didn't understand, but Heyana was gaping at Tenpou. Goku looked from Heyana to Tenpou, and vice versa.

"So what does that mean?"

Heyana gained her composure as she replied, rolling her eyes. "It means that it's something that makes a someone really, really horny!"

Goku still didn't get it, but Heyana didn't care. She turned back to the three gods. "Why is there such a thing!?" she yelled.

Kenren was still blushing as he answered, "So, so it's easier for pathetic men to get laid with women."

The girl's crimson eyes narrowed. "So if I did say that I had used Meina in that explosive, then they'd ask where I got it from in the middle of war," her eyes began to take on a wicked gleam. "So then they'd think I got it from a friend, a man who really likes women."

Kenren's face blanched at that. He turned angrily to Tenpou. "Isn't there anything else that is that explosive?!"

Tenpou smiled. "No, unfortunately."

Konzen had stopped blushing. He shrugged and looked at the blue sky. "Which is better, sullying your reputation, or getting killed?"

Kenren glared at the blonde. Then he gave up. "Fine, I'll go along with the story." Then he whirled around to Tenpou, a sly grin coming on to his face. "But, I'll tell them that my supply comes from you, oh exalted Marshal."

It was Tenpou's turn to blanch. Before he could say anything however, Heyana piped up.

"If that rumor spreads, then no one could accuse you and Kenren of sleeping together."

Tenpou turned to her, his eyes wide. "When did you hear those rumors?"

She scratched her head as she replied, "Um, when I was hiding from Kanzeon, when she wanted to kill me for, um, uh, ehehe. ripping her dress off in public."

Kenren yelled, "You did what?!"

Heyana started blushing a little. "Umm, it was when you left me in Kanzeon's hall while you went and got your files for the other generals to look at, umm, uh, I tried to get away, and then, ehehe. I stepped on her dress when she started to walk, and it, it ripped open."

The others stared at her. Tenpou looked thoughtful. "So that's why she was running around the palace in a tapestry."

Kenren roared with laughter as he thumped Heyana on the back. "Great job, kid!"

Heyana glared up at him. "I am not a kid."

Tenpou looked up at the sky, and realized it was sunset, so he called out to the others, "I think we better head back now, or Li Touten will get suspicious."

The others agreed, and they left for their home.

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o.O What's gonna happen?! Will they get busted? Will Heyana be tortured or killed? Will this madness ever end?!?! REVIEW PLEASE!