Two Virgins, One Backseat Chapter 11 BONUS CHAPTER, a twilight fanfic

A/N: Wrote this for a contest, missed the deadline and so I figured I'd post it as a Christmas Present to everyone who has this story on alert.

Merry Christmas
Gemma

One Vampire, One Volvo S60R

Penname(s): GEM1588

Pairing: Bella and Edward

Summary: A Volvo S60R plus Edward and Bella. Please note this is NOT a sequel. Just a One Shot contest Entry.

Disclaimer: I would like to thank Stephanie Meyers, Rob Pattison, Kristen Stewart, the Team Edward Volvo commercial and several shots of Mad Dog 20/20 (yeah I'm a classy alcoholic) for giving me the inspiration to write this story.

Edward sat in the driver's seat of his silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical) staring at the front door of the Swan residence. This was it. HIS chance. Jacob had blown it – BIG time. Bella had caught him fucking Leah Clearwater. Alice had seen their break-up and told Edward every last sordid detail, right down to Bella telling Jacob she faked every single orgasm. Edward grinned. He knew the stupid dog would mess up eventually, but he never expected it to happen this soon. It had only been three months!

Edward looked in the rearview mirror, doing his own personal inspection. He smiled first. Nothing in his teeth. No blood or deer hair. Good. He tilted his head back to look up his nose. No sign of the coke lines he'd done before just before he came. Good. He practiced his brooding tortured vampire expression once more. It was perfect, just like it always was. He cupped his hand over his mouth and nose. Breath. He exhaled hard. Delicious. He looked in the passenger seat of his silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical)at the dozen long stemmed red roses and the song he'd written, which was an exact copy of the one he'd written about the last human high school girl he courted back in 1993, but Bella would never know that.

Ok. He thought to himself. Time to get laid.

He got out of his silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical) and walked up the driveway to the front door. He rang the doorbell then shoved his hand in his pocket, furrowing his eyebrows, making sure he looked compassionate and concerned.

Bella answered the door with a smile, "Hi Edward."

"Bella," he could see her euphoric reaction as he spoke her name. Yeah, this was going to be too easy. "These are for you," Edward held out the bouquet of roses.

"They're beautiful," Bella took the roses in her hands, noticing that all the thorns were already removed. "Come inside, I'm going to get a vase."

Edward followed her inside, where he saw her father Charlie sitting in the couch watching ESPN. The dumb fuck still had no idea he was a vampire. Pathetic.

"Edward," Charlie came over to greet him, holding out his hand. "I can't tell you how happy I am that you're back in town for awhile. Bella could use a friend right now," Charlie lowered his voice glancing at Bella who was filling a vase with water. "I don't know if she told you what happened with Jacob, but let me tell you something if I so much as see that S.O.B. in Forks, I'm hauling his ass straight to jail. Nobody cheats on my little girl."

"What he did to her, it sickens me," Edward told the Sheriff. "I can assure you that I will not allow him to so much as look at her while I'm here."

"Thank you," Charlie patted him on the shoulder. "I want you to know, that I was always on Team Edward."

"Thank you, sir," Edward replied in his most respectful tone. "I promise to take excellent care of Bella of this evening. What time shall I bring her home?"

"Stay out as long as you want," Charlie told him as the baseball game caught his attention again.

Bella came into the living room, looking absolutely radiant until she tripped over the throw rug and fell on her face.

"Christ Bella!" Charlie exclaimed as he leaned over the back of the couch, "You alright?"

Edward saw the trickle of blood on her lower lip, and it took everything in him to not lick it right on front of Charlie. Good things cum to those who wait. He told himself as he went to Bella's side, helping her to her feet and offering her a tissue.

He offered his arm, which she accepted and he escorted her out of the house and to his silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical).

"Have a good time tonight!" Charlie called after them.

Edward walked Bella to the passenger side of his silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical) and opened the door for her. She smiled at him again, and Edward knew tonight was going to end very well. Once she was inside he shut the door. Turning his back discreetly he checked his breath one last time. Minty Fresh. Excellent.

Edward hopped in the driver's seat of his silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical) and Bella smiled at him again. She hadn't realized how much she missed Edward or his perfect clothes, perfect good looks and stereotypical brooding vampire demeanor. He gave her a tiny, miniscule smile then started his silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical) put it in gear and began backing out of the driveway. From the corner of her eye Bella looked over at her ex-boyfriend. He hadn't changed at all over the last three months. He was still absolutely perfect. It was hard to believe he came all the way here from Alaska to see her, especially after he'd caught her fucking Jacob in her bedroom that night. God, what a mistake that had been!

Bella was very nervous about tonight. Edward hadn't said anything about getting back together, but Bella knew she was going to fuck him tonight, fuck him so hard and so hot that he HAD to give her another chance.

"You want to hear a joke?" Bella asked as Edward glanced over at her.

"I suppose," Edward smiled. Bella wasn't much of a comedian, but how bad could it be?

"A Blonde took her little black dress to the cleaners," Bella began. "The woman who was working took her dress and said "Thank you, Come Again." The Blonde said, "That's not CUM, it's toothpaste."

Edward laughed. Not because the joke was funny, but because Bella said the word 'cum". Maybe spending a few months with the flea bag had done her some good. Perhaps she'd finally gotten rid of her 'Mary Sue' complex. Maybe she'd actually be fun to fuck. He knew he'd find out soon enough.

"Uh Oh," Edward moaned. Bella looked straight ahead and saw the Port Angeles Police Road Block. "I have to pull over," he said as he turned the steering wheel. They went off the highway onto the shoulder.

"What's going on?" Bella said softly.

"I have no idea," Edward answered. He opened the door of his silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical) and walked around it and up to one of the policemen. Bella turned around in her seat watching the way his perfect ass moved in his perfect jeans. She reached down between her legs and rubbed the silk panties she was wearing. Down girl, she told herself as she wet her lips thinking about his sparkly vampire cock.

Edward got back into the silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical) a few minutes later. "There's a broken water main two blocks ahead," he told Bella. "There's a detour, but we'll most likely be late for the movie."

"Maybe we could talk for awhile, and see a later movie," Bella suggested.

"I think we should…talk," Edward agreed as he pulled back into traffic following the detour. A few raindrops spattered on the windshield of the silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical), and the wipers came on automatically to sweep them away.

Edward turned into the lot of the movie theater and parked his silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical) in the most remote corner. They sat in the car for a few minutes in silence just watching the rain. Bella didn't want to be the one to start this conversation, but she knew she should.

"I think we should talk about us". Bella said as she looked over at Edward.

"I think we should," he replied in such a serious way it pulled at her heart. "May I go first?" he asked.

"Edward, you don't have to."

"I want to," he reached in his pocket. "I've been doing a lot of thinking about US."

Bella watched as he unfolded a piece of paper.

"I wrote a song for you," Edward said softly as he gazed into her eyes. Humming a few bars to begin the melody, he closed his eyes and began to sing (Rob Pattison's Never Think from the Twilight Soundtrack):

I should never think

What's in your heart
What's in our home
So I won't

You'll learn to hate me
But still call me baby
Oh Love
So call me by my name

And oh, save your soul
save your soul
Before you're too far gone
Before nothing can be done

I'll try to decide when
She'll lie in the end
I ain't got no fight in me
In this whole damn world
To tell you to hold off
You choose to hold on
It's the one thing that I've known

Once I put my coat on
I'm coming out of this all wrong
She's standing outside holding me
Saying oh please
I'm in love
I'm in love

Girl save your soul
Save your soul
Before you're too far gone
And before nothing can be done

'Cause without me
You got it all
So hold on
Without me you got it all
So hold on
Without me you got it all
Without me you got it all
So hold on
Without me you got it all
So hold on
Without me you got it all
So hold on
Hold on

Bella sat there staring at him, wondering when he was gonna shut the fuck up. If she heard the words "Without me you got it all, So hold on, Hold on" she was gonna throw herself off the cliff again.

He sighed as he sang the last note, running his perfect hands through his perfect dark hair.

"That was beautiful, Edward," Bella took a deep breath thanking God that the torture was over, "but I think you're wrong."

She'd be preparing her speech for a few days. She didn't need to write it down. "Give me your hands," she said simply taking both his cool hands in hers. She looked down at the pale flawless skin and perfectly manicured fingernails. Bella brought his perfect hands to her mouth, where she pressed her warm lips against them.

"Edward, there are so many things I love about you. I love your personality. I love that you protect me. I love that no matter how far away you are, you still watch over me. I love your generous heart. Every moment I spent with you I cherished, even to this day." Bella looked into his perfect soft amber eyes, as she slipped one of his perfect fingers into her mouth, circling it with her tongue.

"Bella," Edward's eyes broke away from hers to look down at her full lips puckered around his finger. "What are you saying?"

She slid his perfect finger out of her mouth, "It's important to be honest."

"Let's be honest then," he looked up at her. She saw the confusion his face.

"I want to be with you."

"You want to be with me," he repeated.

She just nodded.

Edward pulled his hands away from her and leaned back against the seat of his silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical). Even though a part of him suspected that she might feel this way he wasn't prepared to hear her actually saying it, which put him in a very good position for some naughty negotiations.

"I never stopped thinking about you," she reached out for his hand again.

"But you never tried to contact me," he pulled his hand away.

"I didn't know what to say or how to say it."

"You wounded me, Bella," he stared at her, "so deeply that I don't know if I can ever mend." Edward grinned inwardly. That certainly was a load of crap, so he added a fake tear for authenticity.

Bella felt her heart break a little as the tiny tear rolled down his cheek. Then suddenly she couldn't look at him anymore. The rain continued to pour down with no signs of slowing.

They were trapped in this awful moment and there was nothing either one could do about it.

"Do you want to hear something funny?" Bella whispered. She knew if she spoke too loud her voice would crack.

"It's not another blonde joke is it?" Edward said as he folded his hands on his lap.

"I wanted tonight to be magical for us. I wanted us to reconnect and resurrect all the love that we had for each other. I hoped tonight would end with some incredible make-up sex."

Edward sat there stunned. Bella propositioning him? He'd have to send the mutt a Thank You card, clearly he trained her very well.

She turned her body sideways on the seat and looked at him, "So what do you think?"

Edward looked into her eyes, making sure to dazzle her with his sparkly beauty.

"This isn't exactly how I imagined our first time making love," Edward whispered.

"How did you imagine it?" Bella replied unsure why she would even ask that. She already knew the answer. He was a gentleman. He wanted to get married and consummate their relationship on their honeymoon. Bella was also 99.9% certain Edward was a virgin.

Edward leaned forward and brushed a strand of hair from Bella's face. He inclined his head slightly, his cherry red clown lips pouty as he struggled to speak. "I thought I would be your one and only love Bella. I gave my heart to you for all eternity, and I hoped you would do me the same honor." The vampire nearly rolled his eyes at the words that came out of his mouth. He'd been shoveling this shit for so long, it just came naturally.

"Edward, I'm so sorry about Jacob," Bella leaned forward reaching out for Edward's smooth pale cheek. "I was caught up in teenage hormones, he means NOTHING to me anymore. In fact, I'm thankful that this happened because it brought us back together. And I want tonight to be the beginning of our eternity."

Bella leaned across the center console, and half climbed into Edward's lap. She cupped his perfect face in her hands, staring first at his perfect mouth, then at the crotch of his pants, saying a prayer that he was as big as Jacob. She'd gotten so accustomed to getting fucked by Black's horse cock, she wasn't sure she could downgrade without some disappointment.

Bella ran her tongue across her lips, and caressed the vampire's perfect lower lip with her thumb. His eyes dropped, meeting hers.

"You understand how difficult it is for me to be this close to you," he reminded her.

"Edward, I want this more than anything. If know that you might lose control and bite me…"

"I might Kill you, Bella."

"That's a chance I'm willing to take, to be with you," Bella pressed her lips against his and pried his resistant mouth open with her tongue.

Edward pulled away, getting as close as he could to the door without actually falling out of the silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical).

"You realize, my mouth is full of venom," he felt the need to call that to her attention.

"I don't care," Bella frowned. "I want you. I want to feel you inside me," she ran her hand up his perfect thigh. "I need you Edward, more than I ever have before."

Edward kept his poker face, but he wanted to hear her beg for it. Plead with him to fuck her in his silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical).

"Bella, you know I would never hurt you again."

"I know, baby," Bella's hand cupped the back of his perfect neck. "I know. And I will never hurt you again, either."

Bella kissed him again and once again he pushed her away.

Beg for it bitch Edward's mind screamed at her. I want you to fucking beg for my cock.

"Edward, I know you're hurting, but I want you. I love you," Bella squeezed herself all the way on his lap, pressing her body against him. "I know I'm not a virgin, but I think that will make it better for both of us."

Edward was slightly amused by Bella's reference to her chastity or lack there of. He was again somewhat thankful to the dog for breaking her in. In his experience, virgins were absolutely terrible in bed.

"Bella, my love," he cooed to her, "I don't hold that against you. I just fear that I may not be able to suppress myself, that I may endanger you and I couldn't live with myself if that happened." Now fucking beg!

"Edward, please. I love you," Bella threw her arms around his neck. "Please Edward, just this once. Please let us have this moment together."

Edward held her in his arms. She said 'please' three times, that wasn't exactly begging, but he figured it was the best he was going to get – at least tonight.

"Bella," his breath blew into her ear, sending a shiver down her spine.

"Edward," she panted as she began kissing him.

She frantically scraped her fingers down his shirt, tearing wildly at the buttons as she bit into his neck. Her hands ran over the bump of his erection, and she was relieved it only seemed to be about an inch smaller than Jake's – she could live with that.

She pulled the door handle of the silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical) and they both fell onto the asphalt pavement.

"Bella!" Edward exclaimed as he looked around frantically for spectators.

"I need to fuck you, Edward," Bella's hot lips raked across his stomach and to the waistband of his pants where she worked feverishly to get them undone. "I need this," her warm hands reached inside his boxers and stroked his hard cock.

Edward stared up at the sky. It was still light outside, and they were in plain sight.

"Get back in the car, Bella," he pushed her away.

"But Edward," she looked genuinely upset.

"In the car, NOW!"

Bella stopped, a little stunned at Edward's commanding tone, but she climbed back into the driver's seat of the silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical)..

"No," he grabbed her arm, "back here." He flipped up the front seat and gestured to the back seat of the silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical). He climbed in beside her and was assaulted again by kissing and groping.

"Edward, I'm gonna fuck you like you've never been fucked before."

He slouched back and allowed her to unfasten his pants.

"I'm gonna ride your cock and make you cum."

Bella yanked his pants hard getting them down over his hips. And that's when she got her first look at Edward's dick. She stopped and stared, unable to help herself.

"What's wrong?" Edward looked at his cock and then at Bella.

"Is it supposed to look like that?" she wrinkled her nose.

"Yes," Edward answered trying to restrain his annoyance.

"Because," Bella ran her hand along his shaft tentatively, "Jake's didn't look like that."

Edward clenched his fists, attempting to control himself.

"I imagine Jacob is circumcised." It was all he was able to say.

"And you're not." Bella continued to stare at his penis which was now losing its stiffness.

"It wasn't something that was done in the early 1900's," Edward explained through clenched teeth.

"It's so wrinkly," Bella poked it with her finger. "Reminds me of a Shar Pei," Bella grinned.

He nearly lost it when she said that. "I've had enough," Edward pulled his pants back in place.

"Edward, don't be angry," Bella reached for his hand. "I'm sorry, I just never saw one before. Please don't put it away."

"Put it away?" Edward repeated. "It's not a toy Bella. It's a crucial part of my anatomy."

"I'm sorry," Bella apologized again as Edward got out of his silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical).

"I'm taking you home now," Edward's brow furrowed in fury as he threw the silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical) in gear and sped out of the parking lot. He broke the sound barrier as he drove down the highway at nearly twice the speed limit.

"Edward slow down, please," Bella begged, "You're making me nauseous."

The vampire continued at warp speed until he heard the gagging sound.

"Bella, NO!" but it was too late. She'd vomited all over the leather interior of his silver Volvo S60 R (the 'R' being absolutely critical). He swerved off the road and onto the shoulder, pulling her out of the car just she began vomiting again.

Edward buried his face in his hands as Bella puked over the guard rail and into the grass below. He reached into his pocket and pulled out his cell phone.

"Alice, do you have a moment?"

"Yes, that's exactly what happened. And you didn't mention it because?"

"Lovely. Thank you for thinking of me, dear sister."

Edward hung up the phone and stood beside Bella rubbing her back.

"I'm so sorry about your car," Bella blubbered as she tried to spit out the last few droplets of puke.

"It's not the car, I'm worried about," Edward frowned. "I just spoke with Alice, she saw this unfortunate incident earlier but chose not to say anything."

"Why would she do that?" Bella looked at Edward.

"I suppose she thought it would be better if you found out on your own."

"Found out what?"

"You're pregnant, Bella."