Deidara's Story
Part 2
Chapter 11
Deidara, Tobi, and Chibiki were on a brown dirt road in the middle of a forest. They had the mission of getting the sanbi who resides in the middle of a lake in this forest.
"OH! Sempai there is a dango shop over there! Lets take a break we have been walking all day long and I'm exhausted." said Tobi who danced crazily and dashed over to the dango shop.
"You don't look exhausted at all." Deidara muttered.
The three sat down on the bench outside of the dango shop and Tobi said, "So which bijuu are we looking for again?"
"Three-tails you moron!" said Deidara annoyed that his partner already forgot their mission.
"What's a bijuu daddy?" asked Chibiki.
"It is a large monster that we have to capture." answered Tobi using his arms as emphasis for large.
"Sounds scary! I don't daddy and you getting hurt!" said Chibiki who looked like she was scared out of her mind.
"Don't worry we will be fine Chibiki-chan." said Deidara with a smile that reassured Chibiki and let her relax a little.
Soon an old woman came with three plates of dango for them. "Ah! Looks so good!" said Tobi happily. Deidara quickly looked at Tobi who was about to remove his mask to eat the dango until he turned away from Deidara and lifted his mask so that he could eat it. After Tobi put his mask on Deidara was a little frustrated and ate one of the dango balls.
"Hey hey sempai!"
"Hmm?"
"That looks a lot like your art doesn't it?" asked Tobi pointing at something. Deidara turned to look at where Tobi was pointing and saw a small white clay figure. "Could this mean that your work is.... a rip-off?"
Deidara was extremely pissed right now. "Why you..."
Tobi made a surprised noise and ran as fast as he could.
~~~~~Hidan...~~~
"Oi Kakuzu! Are we there yet?" shouted Hidan.
Kakuzu ignored his childish question and continued to look at the map in his hands. He made many scans of the map but couldn't decipher where the hell they were.
This is getting use no where....
"Kakuzu...." said Hidan right next to him looking at the map.
"What?" he asked quite annoyed.
"Your holding the map upside-down." he pointed out while trying not to burst out laughing.
Kakuzu has never made this mistake before and he had a mixture of embarrassment, hatred at Hidan for pointing it out, and anger. He had to kill something and fast to get relaxed again. Luckily for him there was a caravan of traders up ahead. This was a golden opportunity for him to release his anger and make some quick money.
"Stay back Hidan." Kakuzu growled. "I am going to kill them to release steam."
"Ummmm... Be my guest?" Hidan asked with slight confusion.
~~~~Back to the others~~~~
"Aw man there are two ways we can take! How will we ever find the right way!" said Tobi dramatically.
"Me and Chibiki are going left. You go right Tobi. If you happen to find the bijuu then come find us." said Deidara. "Also we will meet back at the dango shop by noon tomorrow."
"Yes sempai!" said Tobi enthusiastically with a salute.
~~~three hours later~~~
Deidara and Chibiki were walking down for three hours.
"Daddy can we take a break? My legs are tired and I'm hungry." said Chibiki in a tired voice.
"Sure." said Deidara with a kind smile. He would never be caught dead showing that smile around anyone other than Chibiki.
They found a rock to sit by on the side of the road and Deidara brought out some food. They ate in silence and by the time they were done the sun was starting to set.
"Well I guess this is where we will camp tonight." said Deidara to no one in particular.
"Oh you shouldn't be sleeping on the hard ground at night." said a mysterious voice.
~~~Three hours earlier (Tobi)~~~
"Yes sempai!"
Tobi began to walk on the right road. So far all he has seen are trees and rocks. Not too long later, probably about thirty minutes, he began to see mist. He then got up to a rocky cliff and looked over. He saw a large lake and there were many interesting things going on around it. He saw at a far edge there was a battle going on. But what really caught his eye was that there were four Konoha ninjas attempting to seal the Sanbi with a jutsu.
"Well I guess I will just stay here and see what unfolds. This looks interesting, though I might have to intervene if the Sanbi is about to be sealed without interruption."
~~~Back to Hidan and Kakuzu~~~
Kakuzu was sitting on a broken cart counting some stolen money. Dead bodies were littered everywhere and not in a nice way. There were bodies hung in trees, bodies with scattered limbs, and bodies that weren't even recognizable as bodies they were beaten so bad. Hidan was really impressed at Kakuzu for his handiwork. Blood was everywhere and the ground was soaked in it making the once brown dirt road a dark red muddy mess.
"Nice work Kakuzu. How would you like to join my religion? We have a base around violence." Hidan said.
"No thanks. My belief is only in money."
"I see... Oh well." Hidan said very slightly disappointed.
Who is this mystery person that Deidara has met? What will happen at the lake? Have you really not seen the anime to answer that last question?