DISCLAIMER: I'M BACK BABY! OH, AND SPOILERS FOR HALO 5

Scene One -A warm atmosphere is present in a small little room with a fireplace burning in the middle, a large recliner is next to the fireplace with a nightstand next it. A green armored figure sits comfortably in the the chair, wearing a crimson robe, reading a book titled Halo 5 Was A Mistake By: Sarge. Johnson and has a pipe sticking out where his mouth should be on his helmet.

Chief: *looks up* Ah...I see you, the reader is back! *sets book down* After a large success with the author's other story, Shield and Sword, and the fact that this one as hit four thousand views, the author has decided to relaunch this story! Que the stereotypical second season of an anime intro!

One Intro Later

Chief: So guys, to kick off this new season, we will be talking about *Chief gulps and looks away* Halo 5…

Arbiter: *gasp* Chief, you wouldn't it…

Chief: *nods* Yes, it is only right we speak of it. *Looks at Arbiter* What did you think of it?

Arbiter: Well… *rubs back of neck* I enjoyed it? It could've been better.

Chief: I agree, and the Locke vs Chief concept was a waste. I mean, I would've died to see an awesome boss battle where the puny Locke had to fight me, or at least some more action rather than just one cutscene fight.

Arbiter: I agree, and the new vehicle designs were...meh at best. My new armor was also alright, the gold did go well with my teeth *flashes smile at camera* I did liked the aiming down sights.

Chief: That was a cool feature, though the one thing I hate the most about Halo 5 is… *grips the arms of the chair* WHERE IS THE GOD DAMN FORGE!

Arbiter: *Arbiter signals Chief to sit* Don't worry, I heard it will be coming back in December.

Chief: *Chief nods and sits down again* So Arbiter, what did you think of the soundtrack?

Arbiter: Well…*hums for a second as he thinks* Not my favorite, but I enjoyed some of the songs, like Light is Green, and Blue Team.

Chief: I only really liked a few, the ambiance songs suck absolute balls, and the lack of choir really got me angry. *Chief crosses arms and under breath mumbles* I miss the days of Halo 2 and 3…

Arbiter: Well, the *Arbiter gets cut off by radio* Oh god no… Chief, they have come…

Chief: They?

Arbiter: *gulps* the..fanboys…

Chief: *Chief immediately shoots up, his robe dropping to reveal his cool and hip Halo 3 Armor* Arbiter… I think they're here…

Arbiter: *Arbiter just gets up as an angry army of fat 12 year olds push the door down, their mouths craving the blood of the haters.* Chief! *Arbiter's robe drop to reveal his old Halo 3 Armor, he pulls out an energy sword and lights it*

Chief: *Chief sprints forward and pulls out an MA5 and proceeds to begin to mow down the 12 year olds as the camera gets knocked over and cuts out*

And we are back baby! After seeing this story with 4k views, I feel I should return to it. Don't expect many updates.